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  • Bhikhari- Babu Ji Roti MiLegi? Aadmi- Biwi Ghar Par Nahi Hai, Bhikhari- Chumma Nahi Manga Hai SaaLe, Roti To, Tu Bhi De Sakta Hai.. ;p ;D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hotel me Dinner karte Wife ne Leg piece utha k Pati ko diya, bagal se ek Buzurg Bole waqt ki baat hai, Warna Hamari Begam bhi hume Taangey utha utha ke deti thi...!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Master:" Tumne Homework Nahi Kiya, Bolo Kya Saza Du?? . . . . . . . . . BOY:" Woh Last seat ki ladki ne bhi Nahi Kiya, Hum dono ko, Bathroom me band kar do...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teachr- "main teri jaan nikal dungi" iski english kya hogi..?? . . . . Santa- English ki aisi tesi, Tu saali haath laga k to dikha.. !! Jiyo santa
    • 10 years ago



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  • pehle wo meri GF thi Me bolta tha wo suni thi phir wo meri mangetar bani, Wo bolti thi main sunta tha jab wo meri BIWI bani Hum dono bolte he Mohalla sunta hai..:-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gareeb admi:Dr. mere paas paise nahi hain, ap mera elaaj kar dein to kabhi apke kaam aunga Doctor:Kya kaam karte ho? Admi:kabar khodta ho
    • 10 years ago



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  • Padosi : Yar tere ghar se Hamesha Hasne ki Awaz ati hai Khushi ka Raaz kya hai? ! ! ! ! ! ! Santa: Meri Biwi mujhe jute marti hai, Lag jay to wo hasti hai, Na lage to main hasta hu...:(
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1Mulga gadhvachya payashi padla.. . Mulgi hasun mhanali- Mothya bhavachya pay padtoy lahana . Mulga: vahini asse mhanu naka, dadala raag yein...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar Asman Tak Hamare Hath Jate Agar Asman Tak Hamare Hath Jate To Chand Sitare To Kya Dost Tere Liye Pariyo Ki BR* Aur P*NTY Bhi Utar Laate.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl- mat kar picha mera 1 din royega, Bahar college ke tu samose ki lari lagayega. Boy-mat thukara mere pyar ko 1 din royegi, Usi lari pe burtan manjate najar aayegi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक बच्चा दबंग देखकर आया. स्कूल में..... सर: बेटा तुम्हारे सारे उत्तर गलत हैं मार्क्स दें तो कहां? बच्चा: कमाल करते हैं मास्टर जी. मार्क्स ही तो मांग रहे हैं, चुपचाप दे दो वरना थप्पड़ मार के भी ले सकते हैं. सर: बदतमीज़………. बच्चा: बदतमीज़ से याद आया आप के पापा कैसे हैं? सर: निकल जा मेरी क्लास से. बच्चा: चुपचाप से मार्क्स दे दो वरना आंसर सीट में इतने छेद करेंगे कि कन्फ्यूज हो जाओगे कि मार्क्स कहां दें और जीरो कहां दें!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa roti ka 1 tukda khud kha raha tha aur 1 pass baithi murgi ko khila raha tha... Banta: "Ye kya kar raha hai?" Santa- "Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu. Shravan chal rahe hain na...
    • 10 years ago



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  • bhula doonga tujhe hai alvida tujhe, mujhe jeena hai tere bina .... safar ye hai mera tu maa ch@da chahe jahan, mujhe jeena hai tere bina .. . . . 8| :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • SAAS/BAHU KE jHAGDE mein: Saas: i have carried him for 9 months. Bahu: only 3.5 kgs na? I carry him every night, he is 80 kgs now . Baat karti hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aik fauji afsar sardar recruit sey, ”agar maidan mein tumharey pass gholiyan khatam ho jayein to tum kya karo ghey?” “Janab mein awazein nikaloon gha Dhishkoon,DishkooN”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Great insult...!! . . Platform Par Saaman Ke Dher Ke Sath ek Ladki Baithi hui thi . . Kuli Ne Puchha- Madam..Coolie Chahiye................?.? . . . . Ladki - Nahi Mera Boyfrnd Hain Mere Sath.!!! :-kk
    • 10 years ago



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  • Papa ki diary me likha tha:) "Mera beta mera tb tk h jb tk usko wife ni mil jati" But "Meri beti tb tk meri h jb tk meri zindagi khtm ni ho jati♥:) 4all daughtrs:) I love u dad♥ if u like ur dad toh phIr thoko like:)))
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du! Golu: madam me abhi jake apne bapu ko btata hu ki.. bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai. :p@Hushain2
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladkiyo ki 1 Smile Ladko ko Confuse kardeti He Sala Pure Din Tak Samajh Hi Nahi Aata k "HAS K DEKH RAHI THI" Ya "DEKH KAR HAS RAHI THI..!!!
    • 10 years ago



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