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  • पप्पू ने अपनी पत्नी से बातकरने के लिए लैंडलाइन फोन परकॉल किया। फोन वफादार नौकर ने उठाया। पप्पू: मेमसाहब से बातकरवाओ। नौकर: मेमसाहब तो साहब केसाथ सो रही हैं। पप्पू: साहब तो मैं हूं! नौकर (हैरान होकर): अभी मैंक्या करूं? पप्पू: मार दो दोनों को, मैंहोल्ड पर हूं... नौकर (दोनों को मारने केबाद): साहब, अब दोनों की लाशका क्या करूं? पप्पू: घर के पीछे वालेगार्डन में दफना कर भाग जाओ। नौकर: लेकिन घर के पीछे तोकोई गार्डन ही नहीं! . . . पप्पू (हैरान होकर): अच्छा!सॉरी, रॉन्ग नंबर!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gunehgaar kaun..?? PATI aur PATNI so rahe the. Achaanak, PATNI sapna dekh ke chillayi?? bhago mera PATI aa gaya? PATI utha aur khidki se kud gaya....By Ranjit
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kidnapper Phone Par Teri Bivi mere kabze main hai saboot k Liye us ki 2 ungliyan Bhijwa di hain,,,,,, HUSBAND saboot Pakka nahi hai zubban Bhej zubban
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar Aap Ki Wife Aap Ka Kehna Nahi Sunti.. . . . . . To . . . . . . . . . . . Itne Gour se Kya Padh rahe ho, Kisi Ki Wife Nahi Sunti.. :-P :-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • *♥* Mai Phool Hun Meri Khushbu Tum Ho *♥* *♥* Mai Dil Hun Meri Darkan Tum Ho *♥* *♥* Mai Jaan Hun Meri Rooh Tum Ho *♥* *♥* Mai Jism Hun Meri Zindagi Tum Ho *♥* *♥* Mai Aks Hun Meri Haqiqat Tum Ho *♥* *♥* Mai Saya Hun Meri Surat Tum Ho *♥* *♥* Mai Lab Hun Meri Baat Tum Ho *♥* *♥* Mai Tab Hun Mukmal Jab Mere Saath Tum Ho *♥*
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy went 2 Drop Aunti, Aunti - Raat ho gayi hai bitu ke pass so jao. Boy - anti sofe per so jaunga NEXT MRNG A HOT Girl Making A tea Boy - AAP ? GRL - i m bitu & u ? Boy - ULLU ka PATHA..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display. Boy: "Dad, why do they do packs of one condom?" Dad: "Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights." Boy: "So, why do they make packs of three?" Dad: "For the college guys for Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights." Boy: "Then why do they make packs of 12?" Dad: "Those are for married couples -- you know, January, February, March."
    • 10 years ago



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  • AaSMaN JiTNa NeeLa H - WaH-WaH - SuNFLoWer JiTna PeeLa H - WaH-WaH - PaNi JiTna GeeLa H - WaH-WaH - TuMHare DiMaG Ka NUT USSe JYaDa DHeeLa H
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rule Of Boys Phulo Ki Mahak Churayi Nahi Jati . . . Suraj Ki Kirne Chupayi Nahi Jati . . . Kitni B Beautiful Ho Apki bibi Par . . . . Dusri ki bibio Se Nazar Hatai Nahi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Biggest mistake of Krrish 3 Kaal (vivek) Rohit ke DNA se bana hota he. Isliye woh Krish ka Bhai hua! . Aur Kaya (kangna) kaal aur Girgit ke DNA se bani hoti he. To kaya kaal ki beti huyi. . To kaya ko krish se pyar kyu ho jaataa hai? Krish to kaya ka chacha he . . . uthale re baba Uthale, Rakesh Roshan ko utha le.
    • 10 years ago



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  • लड़की – ये लो पेन ड्राइव इसमें फेसबुक डाल दो .. . . ( लडके ने हैरत भरी निगाह से लड़की को घूरा ) . . लड़की – ऐसे क्या घूर रहे हो , 2 G.B. में नहीं आएगा क्या ....?? :-P :-) .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mohabbat Ho Jaye, Ya Machchar Kate. . Anjam 1 Hi Hai. . Socho. Kya? . . Yaar Raat Ko Neend Nahi Aati.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dudhwala Continuously Ringing Door Bell. Lady from Inside: Bhaiya kitna Dabaoge, Ab bas bhi karo. Tumse accha To Paperwala
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy in the bus: Madam aap ki mosami touch hoo rahi he Girl : Mosami mere he to phr aap ko kia takleef he.... Boy: Mosami to aap ki he lekin juice to mera nikal raha he..... :-
    • 10 years ago



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  • After Accident: American: Its Fine Man British: I Am So Sorry Australia: No Worries Dude Germany: Are You Oĸay? . . . . . India: Andha Hai Kya Saaley Dhakkan Kis Tarha Chala Raha Hai, Akkal Ke Dushman Saale, Tere Baap Ka Road Hai Kya, Bahar Nikal Dekh Teri Kaise Bajata Hun ! AWESOME
    • 10 years ago



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  • SHADI ek aisa Din Hai . . .Jab Ladka STAGE, Par Apni dulhan K sath Baithe huey.. . . . Doosri Khoobsurat LADKION Ko Dekhta Hai AurSochta Hai . . . . .. . . Ye Sab Saali aaj Se Pehle Kahan Mar Gai thi..??? Cool Attitude Boy
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jab hota hai tera didar.. Dil darakta hai bar bar.. Jab hota hai tera didar.. Dil darakta hai bar bar..Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab mang lo udhar
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar trains k Naam indian actress ke Naam pe hoti toh khabrein aisi hoti:::-> Aaj Bipasha ovrload ho kr gayi hai. Tabbu k neeche aake ek aadmi khatam. Accident mein mallika ki pichli bogey tabaah ho gayi hai. Tez raftaar ki wajah se kangana patri se utar gayi hai. Rakhi pe chadhne walo ki tadaad mein ijaafa. Rani chalte chalte bandh ho gayi. Vidya ki body change karne ka faisla. KATRINA PAR GAIR KANUNI DHANG SE CHADHE HUE 7 ADMI "GIRAFTAAR :
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl (Boy Ko Jealous Feel Karane K Liye): Dekho Woh Ladka Meri Taraf Dekh Ke Muskura Raha Hai… . . . Boy:Yeh To Kuch Bhi Nahi, . . . Jab Maine Pehli Baar Teri Shakal Dekhi Thi, To 3 Din Tak Apni Hansi, Rok Nahi Paya Tha Main
    • 10 years ago



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