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  • Read Must :D Teacher: hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai... . Pappu at home : Papa mujhe sab pata hai ;) . Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Aunty to bas milne aati hain. . Pappu : Mummy mujhe sab pata hai ;) . Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Raamu kaka to room saaf karte hain bas. . Pappu (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai ;) . Ramu kaka : sab jaan ne ke baad bhi apne baap ke gale nahin lagega pagley
    • 10 years ago



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  • A lady from 2nd flor asking 4 bananawala: Kela kaisa dega? . . . . . Bananawala: Memsab Aath me bara, . . Lady told: Saat me tera deta hai to upar aaja!! =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl check up k liye gai Dr ki niyat khrab hogi Dr ne uske kaprey utarwaye, Girl:kiss q le rahe ho ? Dr:Checkup k liye, Girl:Breast q daba rahe ho ? Dr:Breast cancer check karne ke liye Dr Starts fucking Girl:kya kar rahe ho ? Dr:Aids checkup Girl:check kya krna hai, Aids ki to dawayi lene i thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • कपिल शर्मा होटल में गया

    वेटर – सर आज आप पहली बार हमारे होटल में आये हैं

    बताइये क्या खाएंगे

    कपिल – टेबल कुर्सी हटा ले…

    गुलाटियां खाऊंगा
    • 10 years ago



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  • Father: Beta, facebook se hatke ek duniya hai. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Son: really papa? Zara link toh share Karo
    • 10 years ago



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  • New Style Good Night . . . . . 'Mujh Pr Ek Ehsaan Karna, Mujhe Neend Main Pareshan Na Krna
    • 10 years ago



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  • LADY 2 BHIKHARI- MANE TUME KAHI DEKHA H? BHIKHARI-KYA MADAM! KAL HI TO facebook PE CHATTING KI THI OR AAPNE MERI PHOTO PE COMMENT DIA THA LOOKIN SO SWET. LIKE TO.., (MAYUR
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl-Is Week Roz Movie Dekhenge. Next Week Roz Shopping Karenge. Bf-Uske Next Week Hum Roz Mandir Jayenge. Gf-Wo Kyu? Bf-Bheekh Mangenge
    • 10 years ago



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  • Interviewer- What is d diffrnce btwn Land Line & Mobile? KiLLer answer by Santa:- Land Line ka Number hum ungli se Dial Karte hai Aur mobile ka Anguthe se.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Munnabhai:- ye sala college ka full form kya hota hai ? Circuit:- Apun ko malum hai na C – Come O – On L – Lets L – Love E – Every G – Girl E – Everyday I
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Achha Dost Hospital Me Phool De Ke Kehta Hai.. "Get Well Soon" . . . . . . . . . Par ek Sacha Dost Kehta Hai... "Saale Nurse Kya Item Hai Dhire- Dhire Theek Hona Roz Aaunga... :p :O :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • साधू:- बच्चा, तुझे स्वर्ग मिलेगा, लाओ कुछ दक्षिणा दे जाओ। लड़का:- ठीक है दक्षिणा में आपको मैंने दिल्ली दी। आज से दिल्ली आपकी हुई। साधू :- दिल्ली क्या तुम्हारी है ? जो मुझे दे रहे हो। लड़का :- तो स्वर्ग क्या तेरे बाप ने खरीद रखा है, जो तू उधर के प्लाट यहाँ बांट रहा है।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladies ko petrol pump ke bahar kyu utar diya jata hai? . . . . kyun ki . . . . . . Petrol pump par likha hota hai-: Aag lagane wali cheje bahar rakhe :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lady Beggar:" Aee.. bhaiya 1 rupya de de.. 3 din se bhuki hu... . . . . Pappu:" 3 din se bhuki hai toh 1 rupye ka kya karegi...?? . . . . . Lady Beggar:" waight dekhungi kitna ghat gaya hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife:Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon Husband:Bahut Zyada Wife:Phir Bhi Kitni Husbnd:Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Hand on pen other on phone 1 Ear on Lecture Other on Gossip 1 Eye on Board Other on Lover Kaun Bolta hai Student Life is Easy ? Actually studentsa are very busy BY-M.M
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:" Yaar mera aur meri girlfriend ka ajeebo-gareeb rishta hai... . . . . Santa:" Kaise ?? . . . . . Banta:" Wo ajeeb hai aur main gareeb..
    • 10 years ago



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