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Short love story.. Boy to Girl :- i love you Girl:- shakal dekhi hai apni ?? . . Boy:- shakal pe mat ja mere pass 2 petrol pump aur 3 gas cylinder connection hai.. :D Girl:- awww I love you too

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Principal:" Apne bacche ko zara tameez sikhao aap.. . . . . Parent:" Kya hua Sir.. ?? . . . . . Principal:" Application form ke S33X column mein likha hai "Kabhi mauka hi nahi mila.."

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Shaadi Mein DJ Wala Achanak Behosh Hote Hote Bacha, Kyunki Ek Ladki Ne Farmaish Ki..
Bhaiya Koi PATANJALI Ka REMIX Ho To Bajaiye.. Jo Kaano Ke Liye Healthy Ho…
DJ Wale Babu Behosh

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1 Ladke Ne ek Ladki Ko Call Ki Boy:I LOVE U Jaan Girl-Sacchi Boy-Mucchi Girl: ek 100ka Recharge Krwa Do Plz Boy-Sorry Didi Rong Number :-P :-D HAHA

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1 Saasu maa Apne 3 Damado ka pyar dekhne k liye dariya me kood gayi 1 damad ne bacha liya... . . Saas ne use Car di 2nd day fir kudi . . 2nd damad ne bachaya, to bike mili.. . . 3rd day fir kudi.. . . 3rd damad ne socha"Cycle hi reh gayi hai, kya fayda" Aur saas doob gayi Agle din us damad ko Mercedes mili Kaise..??? . . . . Sasur ne di... :-D

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Sawal:Patni maike jakar pati ko roj phone kyun krti h? Jawab:Taki pati ko yad rahein musibat tali nhi

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Boy Friend Jaisa Bhi Ho Awara, Pagal, Deewana, Luchha, Lafanga, Kamina, . . . . Lekin, Jab Uska Message Aata Hai To. . . . Chehre Pe Ajeeb Si Smile Aati Hai. . . Aur Ladki Ko Ehsaas Hota Hai Ke . . . . . "Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai .

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sorry.Abhi Kuchh Dinon tak bat Nhi Kar Sakta......Jeil Ja Raha Hu.{302} Me.Gunah-ek Ladki Ko Flying Kiss Kar Diya.Sali Shok Se Hi Mar Gayi.

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1 bacha roj mandir se chapal churata tha, ek din sare chapal bech ke 1 mobile kharida, aaj wahi bacha apni story pad raha hai apni mobile pe :)

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boy was smoking at tha airport...girl asked 1 din me kitne cigrat pite ho ?. Boy:5 girl:ager ab tak zindgi me cigrte pe kharch kiya paise bachate to samne khadi BMW tumhari hoti boy:aap cigrat peeti he?. Girl: No boy:to kya wo car apki he?. Girl: No boy:to tu taru kam krne chapli, a BMW mari j 6.

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Romio ne Juliet se kaha Ek Sach.. Romio ne Juliet se kaha Ek Sach.. Asali masale sach sach MDH... MDH.. . 1 Ladki ne kiya Ladke k Gaal pe Kiss.. 1 Ladki ne kiya Ladke k Gaal pe Kiss.. Mutual Funds are subjected to Market Risks.. . Aatma Chhod Gayi Shareer Purana.. Aatma Chhod Gayi Shareer Purana.. Didi Tera Devar Deewana..

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Wife bache ki potty medical test karwane gayi. Doctor. : "Ye potty nahi halwa hai" Biwi- "ek phone karlu??" Doctor. "kyon?" Biwi : "unko batana hai ki potty unke tiffin me chali gayi hai...

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Teacher:" Agr koi school ke samne Bomb Rakh deta hai to kya karoge ?? . . Student:" thodi der dekhenge Agar koi le jata hai to thik hai . . . Warna Staff Room me rakh denge...

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aaj subah jb maine paani se munh dhoya to ehsaas hua. . . . . ki titanic wale ladke ki to watt lag gai hogi..

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I Miss Ur Sweet Voice,,, I Miss Ur Cute Smile,,, I Miss Ur Sweet Angry,,, I Miss Ur Feelings,,,, I Miss Ur Sweet Hugs,,,, I Miss Ur Everything,,,, Please Dear Come Back In My Life!!! I Miss U Dear!!!!!******

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dadi-Soja Diploma Soja beta Padosan-Use Diploma Q Kaha Dadi-Meri Beti Delhi Diploma krne Gai Thi Ye Le K Wapis Ayi Rocking

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Why Are You So Opposite To Me?
When I Say Tea,u Say Coffee!
I Say White,u Say Black!
I Went To Dental Hospital,u Went To Mental Hospital!
I Came Back And U Still There!

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Ek Bachha Road Pe Kutte Ko Le Ja Raha Tha. Ek Police Wala Haste Hue Bola Beta, Apne Bhai Ko Kahaan Le Jaa Rahe Ho?? . . . . Bachha: Police Me Bharti Karwaane.

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Girl - Na kar mera picha pachtayga, college get par chaat ka thela lagayega . . . . . . . . . Boy - Na thukra mere pyar ko pachtaygi, aur ussi thele pe bartan maanjti najar ayegi

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Hausle Sare Azma Baithe.. Hum Zamane K Gum Utha Baithe, Jiski Chahat Me Umar Bhar Tadpe.. Uski Shadi Me Dusri Ladki Pata Baithe.

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