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Ladki Ne Apne Mangetar Ko Sms Kiya. "Hamari Shaadi Nahi Ho Sakti Meri Kahin Aur Shaadi Tey Hogai Hai." Ladke Ko Boht Sadma Lga 2 min Bad Ladke Ko Ladki Ki Taraf Se 1 aur Sms Mila "SORRY SORRY Galti se apko send ho gaya tha." :P Double Heart Attack/

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Mere pyare Sharaabi dosto, Videsh se Kaala Dhan waapas aaya to Beer 8 Rs Vodka 20 Rs Whisky 35 Rs Soda 1.25 Rs me mil sakte hai . Ab to support karo ANNA ko!

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TIPS 4 Boys - If You Marry One Girl, . . . . She Will Fight WITH You. . . . . If You Marry Two Girls, . . . . . They Will Fight FOR You...

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Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puche bahar ja saku? Papa : Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!!!

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Lady- Doctor, mere pati ka nasbandi kardo.. Dr.- kyun.? Lady- kya karu, Mujhe 5 wa mahina chal raha hai, Ghar me meri behen ka choutha mahina, Kamwali ka teesra mahina. Hamari bhais ka doosra, Kal hamari kutiya ne bhi ulti ki, Dr- Tumara pati kaha hai.? Lady- Woh dekho, Hass Hass Ke SMS

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dil ke 4 hisse hai 1 mom 2 dad 3 god 4 love or friends ke liye???????? Sorry dosto ke liye koi jagah nhi hai kyoki bo to heart hotr hai

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Behan Ki Friend Behan Hoti He Bhai Ka Friend Bhai Hota He To Wife Ki Friend Wife Kyu Nai Hoti Jago Grahak Jago Aur Dusre Ki Biwi Lekar Bhago

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Ek Baccha Bahut Sari Chocolate Kha Raha Tha, Tabhi Ek Aadmi Use Salah Deta Hai. . Aadmi: “ Beta, Itni Chocolate Nahi Khate, Theek Nahi Hoti” . Baccha: “ Ek Baat Bolu, Mere Dada 105 Saal Ke Hai . Aadmi: “ Achha Kya Wo Bahut Chocolate Khate Hai......?? . Beccha: Nahi . Aadmi: “ To Phir...?? . Baccha: “ Ullu k patthe Wo Apne Kaam Se Kaam Rakhte Hai Teri Tarah ungli baazi Nahi Karte

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Santa:I made my son fool Banta:how? Santa:Last night,he stole all my money and spent it Banta:But how u fooled him? Santa: I was awoken but didnt stop him!

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Agar vinod khanna don hote to dialogue hota don ke sir par bal ane ka intzar, 11 mulko ke hair dresser kar rahe h. lekin don ke sir par bal ana muskil hi nahi namumkin h.

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Aaj Ka Vichar .

कुछ लोग धर्म के नाम पर लड़ते हैं, कुछ धन के नाम पर
तो कुछ जाति के नाम पर..

*सिर्फ पति-पत्नी ही हैं जो निस्वार्थ भाव से बेवजह लड़ते हैं*।।

:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::smiley::joy::smiley::wink:

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Modern wedding card "vighn karan amangal karan, Bhoot nath maharaj pratham Nimntran aapko sakal bigado kaaj" Alpjivi murkhanand weds Durbhagyakanshi kulakshmi Barat andheri raat me sunsan shahr se Gumnam shahr me jayegi. Sabhi manhoos logo ko suchit kiya jata ki Ve apni gandi shakl lekr shadi me Aane ki himmat na kre....... Date of marraige 30 feb 2014

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Santa Gave A Secret Password For E-Banking "Ram-sita-laxman hanuman-jamwant-sughriv-bali vibhishan-delhi-spiderman" Banta- Yaar! Itna Lamba Password?? Santa- Kya Karoon? Bank Wale Kehte Hai Ki Password Me Minimum 8 Characters, 1 Capital Aur Ek Special Character Zaroori Hai..

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महिला: डाक्टर साहब आप दवा की शीशियों पर पर्ची चिपका दें। डाक्टर: अरे इसकी क्या ज़रुरत है? महिला: नहीं डॉक्टर साहब, आप बस पर्चियां चिपका दीजिये। डॉक्टर: ठीक है परन्तु क्यों? महिला: दरअसल, इससे मुझे पता रहेगा कि कौनसी गोली मेरे पति के लिए है और कौनसी कुत्ते के लिए है। क्योंकि मैं नहीं चाहती कि शीशी बदल जाए और मेरे कुत्ते को कुछ हो जाए।

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Boy- Aunty ke pairo ke beech kya hai? Uncle- Swarg Boy- Aur aapke. Uncle- Swarg ke tale ki chabi. Boy- To plz tala badal do poore mohalle ke pass duplicate chabi hai.

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in ladkiyo se dil lagana 1 bhool h, inke piche itna bhagana fizool h, jis din kisi ladki ne khe diya i lov u, to samajh lena us din april fool h.....

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Agar manzil ko pana hai, to honsla sath rakhna Agar pyaar ko pana hai, to etbaar sath rakhna Agar hamesha muskurana hai, to daant saaf rakhna.

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Ek ladka school der se jata hai . . . . . . Principal :"Late kyo hue ??? . . . . . Boy :"Bike kharab ho gyi the . . . . . Principal :"Bus mei nhi aa skte the . . . . . . . Boy :"Maine kaha tha sir . . . . . par apki beti k nakhre khatam ho tab na.

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Who spoils Men..? Wine or Women..? Answer :- BOTH Especially when.. WINE IS OLD....... -&- WOMAN IS BOLD..!!

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Reactions of KISSING in various Countries . . America : - Kiss me hard ! France : - Kiss me Slowly ! India: . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jaldi karo koi aa jayega ;-)

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