"Usse Juda Ho Kar To Meri Jaan Hi
Jaane Wali Thi Faraz' !!
Achanak Yaad Aya.
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Ke Uski Saheli Ne Bhi Toh
Apna Number Diya Tha...!!
Tab Jaa Kar Jaan Mein Jaan Aayi.
Ek Pathan Ko Khali Message Aaya, Pathan Ne Usi Mobile Number Par Call Kar Ke Kaha,
Pathan: “Oye Yaara! Tumko Malum Hai? Tumhare Mobile Ki Siyahi Khatam Ho Gayi Hai“
Jo STUDENTS paas ho gaye unko
CONGRATULATIONS ...
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Jo STUDENTS fail ho gaye unko
DOUBLE CONGRATULATIONS ..
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Qki unki CLASS MAI NAYI LADKIYA
HONGI....:p :O :D :D
NOTE : FAIL HONE ME KOI NUKSAN NI HOTA HAI :-X
Ek Aurat Apni Padosan Ko Bata Rahi Thi
Aurat: “Tujhe Pata Hai, 20 Saal Tak Meri Koi Aulad Nahi Hui”
Padosan Hairani Se: “To Phir Tune Kya Kiya?”
Aurat: “Phir Main 21 Saal Ki Hui To Mere Papa Ne Meri Shaadi Kardi ….. Phir Ja Ke Munna Hua“
By : Meena Mishra
Woh Jo Mehboob Ki Yaad Mein
Jaagte Hai.... Tanha Raato.... Ko..
Sirf Woh hi Bata Sakte Hai Ke
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Kon Se Mobile Ki Battery Aa66i Chalti hai...
Teacherne Smoking ka nuksan btane k liye 1 keera smoke jar mai dala to wo mar gya.
Teacher:Ap ne kya seekha?
Pathan:Smoking se pait k keeray mar jate hain…
agar facebook users films banate
to unke name kaise hote
Jab We Chat
Namaste facebook
Hum aapke hai mutual friend
Hum like kar chuke sanam
Maine comment q kiya
Mughse chating karogi
Guruji: Bachho yeh batao
ki Monday se
Friday...
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5 days working
and Sat-Sun
holiday
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yeh policy ki
kalpana sabse pehle
kisne ki thi?
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.Pappu: Draupadi ne....!!!
Guruji abhi tak behosh
hai....
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
Nepali Watchman To Maalik : "Syria Ka
Badshah Mar Gaya !!"
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I Switched On To The News Channels
But Found No Such News Anywhere.
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After An Hour I Went To My Garden
And Came To Know What He Actually Meant
"Chidiya Ka Bachcha Maar Gaya
short story.. 1 day.girl-m tumhari frnd hun bas. boy-ya
2 day.girl-hamaare bech frndship kuch jyada ho gyi na.
boy-shayad
3 day girl-tum kuch bolte q nhi. :/
boy-kya bolu
girl-jo m sunna chahti hun.
boy-I love you?
girl-I Love you too..^_^
in breakup boy-mene nahi socha tha tum mujhe chor dogi.
girl-HUH mene bola tha mujhe purpose kro...xD xp