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  • Boss: Why Do You Want Time Off Next Week? Employee: To Get Married Boss: What Stupid Woman Would Marry You? Employee: Your Daughter!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Strange But True.. . . Duniya Me Har Insaan Ka Alag Naam HAI.. . . Magar Bheed Me Jab Hum Aawaz Lagate Hai.. . . . "Abe Kaminey" Kasam Se 20 Me Se 18 Log Palat Kar Dekhte Hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladki Ghar Se Bhag Gai, 3 Din Baad Wapis Aayi.! Baap (Ghusse se ): Aab Kya lene aayi ho???? ... ... ... ... Patli pin wala Charger...
    • 10 years ago



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  • 10 Doctorz Aur 1 Engineer Helicopter Ki Rassi Se Latke Hue The. . . . . . Pilot Ne Kaha Load Zyada Hai 1 Aadmi Ko Chorna Hoga....!!.... . . . . . Engineer Ne Kaha Apni Jaan Ki Qurbani Mai Deta Hoon. . . . . . Taaliyan. . . . . . Ye Sun Kar Sab Doctorz Taaliyan Bajanelage, Aur Sabke Sab Neechey Gir Gaye... Ustad To Akhirr Ustad Hota Hai Na....!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • *HoSLe Sare AZMa Bethe * HuM ZaMaNe K GuM uTHa Bethe * JiSKi CHaHaT Me uMar BHar TaDPe USSi Ki SHaDi me DuSri LaDKi PaTa Bethe
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladki independence day ke liye. . Indian flag lene gayi.. .. . . Flag dekhkar ladki ne kuch kaha.. Jise sunkar dukaanwala behosh ho gaya. . . . . . . Gusse what did ladki say. . ?? . . . . Issme aur colour dikhaao. . . ! lolzz @LOVE. SP
    • 10 years ago



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  • Close your eyes and think about yourself, Your face Your style Your nature Your smile Your looks Now open your eyes Free me HORROR movie dikhai na? Chalo thanks bolo
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladki Ne Ek Buzurg Se Poochha-"Pyar Ki Haqeeqat Kya Hai?" Buzurg Ne Kaha- "Jao Baagh Mein Jo Sab Se Khoobsurat Phool Ho Wo Le Aao." Ladki Ek Din Baad Wapis Aai Or Kaha- "Mein Phool Dekhti Rahi Ek Phool Sab Se Khoobsurat Tha Magar Mein Us Se Behtar Ki Talash Mein Chal Padi, Magar Koi Pyara Na Laga Jab Laut Kar Aai To Usey Koi Or Tor Chuka Tha "Buzurg Ne Kaha- "Yahi Pyar Ki Haqeeqat Hai Jo Samne Ho Us Ki Qadar Nahi Ki Jati Or Jab Wapis Lauto To Wo B Hath Nahi Aata...
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 Rishtey 3 waqt par hi pehchane jate hB-) 1-Aulaad: Budhapey mein*nerd* 2-Dost: Musibat mein,>=) or 3-Girlfriend: Thand mein.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek newspaper me chhapa ki... "50% ladkiya bewakoof hoti hai". . Is baat par ladkiyo ne khub halla machaya. . . . . . Fir next day jab ye chapa k "50% ladkiya bewakoof nahi hoti". Tab jakar ladkiya shant hui..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khud Ko Kr Kanjus itna K Hr SmS BhejneSe Pehle Service Center Wale Call Kr K Khud Puche Sir G, r u sure Bhejna hai Ki Sending Fail kariye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Faadu Post.. Read Must Friends.. Mehgai k iss daur me karna padta hai apne kharche par kaboo.. Mehgai k iss daur me karna padta hai apne kharche par kaboo.. Ek chutki Sindoor ki kimmat tum kya jaano Ramesh Babu??
    • 10 years ago



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  • Taxi Wala: Sir sorry main meter chalu karna bhul gaya. Santa: Oye praji koi gal nahi main bhi apna batva ghar bhul gaya hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl- me mar jaungi mit jaungi, tere pyaar me tabaah ho jaungi... . . . . . . . . Boy- dekh le jaisa tere ko theek lage.... ;) :)
    • 10 years ago



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  • તમે માર્ક કરજો Whatsapp માં બધા એક જ દિશામાં ચાલે છે.
    :point_down:

    :walking: :runner: :monkey: :turtle: :tropical_fish: :fish: :dolphin::bee: :bug: :ant: :snake: :whale2: :crocodile: :leopard::tiger2: :ram: :sheep: :cow2: :water_buffalo: :ox: :pig2::rat: :rabbit2::mouse2::rooster: ???? :dromedary_camel: :camel: :elephant::rooster: ???? :dog2: :poodle: :cat2:
    :red_car: :taxi: :blue_car: :bus: :trolleybus: ????
    :police_car: :ambulance: :fire_engine: :minibus: :truck: :articulated_lorry: :tractor:???? :bike: :monorail: :bullettrain_side: :horse_racing: :mountain_bicyclist: :light_rail::steam_locomotive: ???? :sailboat: :speedboat: :helicopter: :ferry: :bicyclist:????:skier::basketball_player:

    આ :point_right:????":dancer:????" એક બૈરૂ જ એવુ છે કે જે
    અહિંયા પણ ઊંધુ ચાલે છે


    :stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::smile::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::smiley::joy::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::smiley::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::smiley:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Jokes SMS , Funny Jokes
  • Aaj To Maa Ne Bhi Saaf Bol Diya, . . . . . . . . "Beta,Wife Aisi Lana Jo Facebook Na Use Karti Hon, . . . Ghar Mein Aur Kuch Kaam Bhi Hote Hai.".. :)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pehli Biwi se Bachha na ho toh Dusri shaadi kar lo, dusri se na ho to teesri kar lo. Saalo Chulhe badlte raho, Cylinder me gas hi nahi hai..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher :- Tum Do Asaan Question Ka Answer Dena Pasand Karoge Ya Ek Mushkil Question Ka Bablu :- Ek Mushkil Question Ka Teacher :- Toh Btao Pehle Murgi Huyi Ya Anda Bablu :- Anda Teacher :- Kaise ? Bablu :- Sir , Aapka Yeh Dusra Question Hain
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chaha na mujhe bas tum dekhti rhi. Meri zindgi se bas tum khelti rhi. Na utri kAbi tum meri zindgi ki jheel me.. Bas kinare pe baithe tum patthar fekti rhi.
    • 10 years ago



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