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  • ek harami bacche se kisine sawal kiya Billi puch q hilati h? Bache n itminan se jwab dia, "isliye Ki puch Billi ki h, tere Baap ki nhi,,"
    • 10 years ago



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  • भाई: बहन पानी दे दो।

    बहन: खुद ले ले।

    भाई: दे दो न।

    बहन: दोबारा बोला तो थप्पड़ पड़ेगा।

    भाई: जब थप्पड़ मारने आओगी तो पानी ले आना।
    • 4 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Jokes SMS , Hindi Jokes , Jokes Quotes
  • Arz KiYa Hai . . Khuda Bachaye Hame In Hasino Se ... Wah wah.... . Khuda Bachaye Hame In Hasino Se... . Are Wah wah.... ! Lenkin Lekin ...In Hasino Ko Kaun Bachayega Ham Jaise.. Kaminooo seyyy!!!:):D:p By - sonal shri
    • 10 years ago



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  • Comedy in park:- Boy and grl are sitting. 2 dogs kissed each other Boy- janu agar tum bura na mano to mai bhi? Grl- ok,par samhal ke,kutti kaat na le.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ldki- Parso Mai Tumhe Rakhi Bandhne Ayi Thi, Par Tumne Nai Bandhwai.. Q Ldka- Agar Me Tere Liye Mangalsutra Lau To Kya Bandhwayegi,Baat Krti Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Grl: Koun Ho Tum, Boy: Hasrat Tumhari, G: Chahte Kya Ho B: Mohbat Tumhari G: Pachtaoge Tum B: Kismt Hmari G: Maried Hu M Boy: To Pahle Hi Bak Deti Manhus Nari..,
    • 10 years ago



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  • मेरेपास Email है Facebook है Orkut है Twitter है Mobile है … तुम्हारे पास क्या है ??? ? ?? Answer : मेरे पास “और भी काम हैं” !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu :Jyotishi key paas kundli dikhane gaya: Jyotish - Tera naam Pappu hai ? Pappu - Ji Jyotish - Teri biwi ka naam dolli hai? Pappu - ji Jyotish - teri 2 beti hain ? Pappu - ji Jyotish - tune abi 10 kg chawal kharide hain ? . Pappu - aap to antaryami hain maharaj. Jyotish - dafa ho jao yaha se. Aur Agli bar kundli lana, ration card nahin.::D By - www.FreshSMS.in
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Chhoti si Ladki shop me gai or boli:- Jab mai Bali ho daungi to Mujhchhe chhadi taloge? Shopkeeper(Has ke):- Ha karunga. Ladki boli: To apni hone wali wife to Choclete do..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hello friends… Ek meri taraf se (My First attempt) Suggestions and comments are invited. “Ek bewafa se wafa ki ummeed rakhi hai, Is dil me saja kar unki ek tasveer rakhi hai, Na de sake wo insaaf hamari wafa ko, Fir bhi kadmo mein unke hamne hamari takdeer rakhi hai. Nadani pyar mein hamne esi kar rakhi hai, Ke ik bewafa se wafa ki ummeed rakhi hai.”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kya zamana aa gaya ab Boy Hi nahi Girl b kehney lagi he Darling aankho se aankhe chaar karne do Roko na roko na mujhko pyaar karne do
    • 10 years ago



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  • Na Dil ko behlane ke liye, Na ghar me sajane ke liye. Bas aapki ek tasweer chahiye, Apne khet se "Kauve" bhagane ke liye.! Hurrrrrrrrr..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chennai Central Railway Station > Anna Salai-Walaja Road Jn > Triplicane High Road-Walaja Road Jn > Santhome Basilica > Adyar Flyover > SRP Tools Junction > Lifeline Hospital Junction > RMZ Millenia IT Park
    • 10 years ago



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  • Who is d most inspirational person after our parents…….? . . . Bus conducter. Chaliye, chaliye, aage badhiye. Aage badhiye. Aage badhte rahiye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • GANDHIJI janme the us desh me Rehta hu. Fir bhi ye Bhrshtachar roj Sehta hu. Koi Aayega mitane Bhrshtachar ye Manta hu. Lakin khud himmat kar mai Aage nahi Badta hu. Fas na jau Rajneeti me isi liye mai inse Darta hu. Har din har roz in Bhrshto k hatho mai Marta hu. Par Aaj bhi Mahatma Gandhi ko Dil se Chahta hu. Isi liye me Bharat k har Aadmi me Gandhi Dhundhta hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Why Has The Govt Fixed Voting Age Of 18 Yr & Marriage In Age Of 21yr? Govt Ko Ye Pata Hai K Desh Sumbhalna Aasan Hai Lekin Biwi Nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar mobile ki battery low ho OR Ap ne zarori call karni ho to pahle mobile charge kar lo Yaar aab zubaida apa engineer thori ha jo is chez ka b totka batayen.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girlfriend ne kiya kiss aur jal gye mere Lips. Girlfriend ne kiya kiss or jal gye mere Lips. Kyuki Vo kha kar ayi thi INDIAN "BINGO RED CHILLY CHIPS".
    • 10 years ago



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