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  • Ravan k sar~10 Ankhe~20 Nazar~Sirf 1Ladki Sita par. Ajkal Ladko ka sar~1 Ankhe~2 Nazar~har ladki par...!! Ab batao... Asli Ravan???
    • 10 years ago



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  • कस्टमर – मेरी चाय में मक्खी डूबकर मरी पडी है ! प्रनब – तो क्या करूँ ? मैं ढाबा चलाऊं या इन्हें swimming सिखाऊं ?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Salman : thanx Dad Aamir : thanx Dad Ranbir : thanx Dad Ajay : thanx Dad Abhishek : thanx Dad Hrithik : thanx Dad . . Uday Chopra : Sorry Dad.. Tushar Kapoor : Sorry Dad.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . SRK , Akshay , John :Thanx fans..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladka apni gf ko kafi der se call kar raha tha.... Par us ki gf call pick nahi kar rahi thi... . . . Ladke ne sms kia.. . . . B: itni call ki thi mene agar itni hi call me karina kapoor ko karta to wo bhi pick kar letiii .... . . . G: me karina kapoor nahi hu. . . .. B: to kya tu [ sunny leone h].... . . . G: huh.. . . . B: yes jali.. Hahahahahah...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chiti:-Hathi tum itne bade kyo ho? Hathi:-I m complan boy. Hathi:-Chiti tum itni choti kyo ho? Chiti:-Jhandu kesri jeevan, badhti umar mano tham si jaye
    • 10 years ago



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  • Reporter kasab ki phaansi ke pehle:, "aapko kaisa laga 4 saal india me reh kar.. ?? . KASAB:, "mujhe pata nahi tha k mein yahan 4 saal rahunga. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Nahi to Mai Engineering Kar Leta..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar usko is baat ka khayal aajae, khatam dunia ka sara bawal ho jai, lag jai tax ladkiyo ke make up par, kasam khuda ki india fir se malamal ho jai
    • 10 years ago



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  • SHOLEY 2025- MAA; Beta, Soja Warna GABBAR Aa Jayega.., BETA; 100"Rs. Do, Warna PAPA"Ko Bata Dunga Ki Mere Sone Ke Baad GABBAR Ata Hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Father:" Bete Pappu Is Baar Exam Me 90% Marks Lana,, . . Pappu:" nahi 90% nahi 100% marks launga,, . . . Father:" kyu mazak kar raha hai,, . . . . Pappu:" pehle shuru Kisne Kiya ??
    • 10 years ago



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  • very hurtful movement for today generation.... ? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Network error try again later :p
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girls poem: Phone mat kiya karo Dear, Mom hoti h near, Papa se lagta h fear Baat b hoti nahi clear, Isliye SMS karo Dear, Widout fear & very clear
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy 1 to Boy 2 Tum us ladki ke peeche kyu pade ho.? Uska to pahle se hi Bf hai.. Boy 2 Smart Rply Khali kursi par to koi bhi baith sakta hai.. Dum hai to kisi ko utha ke baitho.. Baat to sahi boysB
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ko Vodafone Mein Operator Ki Job Mil Gayi. Lekin Job Ke Pehle Din Hi Use Bohat Gaaliyan Padi Aur Dhakke Dekar Job Se Nikal Diya Gaya Kyu Ki Usne Apne Office Mein Pehli Call Kuch Is Tarha Se Attend Kari Thi. Santa With First Caller: “How Can I Help You Sir?” First Caller: “Mera Vodaphone Ka Sim Dhang Se Kaam Nahi Kar Raha.” Santa: “Abe To Airtel Ka Lele Na“ :D By - ANIL
    • 10 years ago



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  • Baba ramdev kahete hai Achhi sehat k liye saas pe control karo!! Ab baba ko kon samjaye ki- Yaha biwi pe control hota nahi To saas pr kaise control kare? :-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lady to riksha- bhaiya andar tak jayega kya riksha-ha ha kyu nhi aap hi ke liye to khada kiya h. lady- ok to piche se ghuma ke le lo
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek baar ek sharabi panch manjil se gir jata hai, Vaha bahut bhid jama ho jati hai. Ek aadmi sharabi ke pass aaker puchta hai kya hua. Sharabi ka javab Pata nahi me bhi abhi haal aaya hun:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ghalib ne apni gf ko date par bulaya wo late ho gayi.. . . . . . . . . . . Ghalib- Falak pe taaro ko neend aa rahi hai, kambakht doosri wali ka time ho gaya hai or tu ab aa rahi hai..
    • 10 years ago



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