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  • Ek Tha Sardar, Baitha Tha Bekar, Mehangai se Tha Lachar, Uski Ma Ko Aaya Vichar, Khilaya Usko sindhi Achar, Ho Gaya Chamatkar Aur laafa khaye SHARAD PAWAR
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mr.bean and his wife drinking Hot coffee at a cafe. Bean:Drink fast Wife:why? Bean:look at the board board "hot coffee rs.5 and Cold coffee rs.30".
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy., Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka.. Teacher: Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..??? ; , Pathan: Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti Teacher shocked… :
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jeeto: Sharam aani chahiye, tumhare Banta ki bibi ke saath sambandh hain. Santa: Sorry, par tumhe kaise pata chala? Jeeto: Kal Banta aaya tha, usne tumhara underwear pehna hua tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Larka Larki park me bethe 1 hi cup me ice cream kha rhe the ankho me ankhe dal k Girl shrma k=Ap itne ghor se kya dekh rhe ho Boy: thori thori kha BHOOKI
    • 10 years ago



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  • AURAT KE DIL MEIN, Sirf Uske LOVER ya PATI Ke Liye Jagah Hoti Hai.... But AADMI Ka DIL Itna BADA Hota Hai Ki, Usmein- DOST Ki LOVER BIWI Ki SAHELI SAHELI KI SAHELI SAAMNE WALI BAAJU WALI UPAR WALI NEECHE WALI SAALI BHAI Ki SAALI BEHAN Ki NANAD Or Thodi Bahut BIWI Ke Liye Bhi Jagah Hoti Hai..... SACH MEIN, AADMI KA DIL BAHUT BADA HOTA HAI..... Meri toh aankhe bhar aayi So Respect all MEN... :P :-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl:tum Ladke Sab Ek Jaise Kyon Hote Ho? . . . . . . . . . . . . Boy: Actually Hum Makeup Nahi Karte :-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aik Admi Tha Ose Gane Ka Boht Shok Tha, Ek Din Ose Boht Ghrmi Hoo Rhi Thi To Wo, Bathroom Chala Ghya To Wo Song Ga Rha Tha (There Was A Cool Day) To Waha Se Ek Pathan Ja Raha Tha To Wo Samja Kah Darwaza Khol De To Aus Ne Darwaza Khl Dia. Ha Ha Ha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Height of gawarpan.. . . . Boy:"kya tum facebook use karti ho.. ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Girl:"nahi mai bachpan se hi gori hu...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Acident huaa.. Bahut Bheed jama ho gayi.. Pappu ko dekhne ka mauka nahi mil raha tha! . . Usne bahut koshish ki par kuch bhi nahi dekh paya . . Pappu dimaag laga kar bola – Ye mera BAAP hai.. . . Bheed pichhe hati.. . . . Toh Dekha KUTTA mara pada tha.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Pari Ne Dekha K 1 Sher Khargosh ka picha kar raha hai, Pari ne rok k kaha k agr tum aesa na karo to me tum dono ki 3 wish dungi, Sher: Mere ilawa is jungle k tamam shero ko sherniya bana do, Khargosh: Ek helmet chahiye Sher: Braber waley jungle k tamam sher sherniya bana do, Khargosh: Ek bike dedo Sher: dunya k sher sherniya bana do, Khargosh ne bike start ki helmet pehna aur bola: Is bc ki LULLI kat do :
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ada tha or ek pada.Vo train me safar kar rhi thi .Train jab ruke tab pada pani lane chala gya.jab train chalne lagi .To ada chilata hai pada ...pada .To pass mi bhaithee orat ne kha Alla ke kasam mine nhi pada....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy Ne Girl Ko Propose Kiya Girl Ne Mana Kar Dia, Boy 3 Din Uske Ghar K Samne Khada Raha 3sre Din Girl- I L U Boy- Rehne De, Teri Padosn Set Ho Gayi Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife:-chalo mai chhupti hu tum mujhe dhudhna. Agar dhudh liya to shoping karne chalenge. . Husband:-agar nahi dhundha to? . Wife:-aisa to mat kaho jaanu mai darvaje ke pichhe hi chhupungi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • That Happiest moment On Facebook . . . . . . . . . . When you are fighting on someone status and your friends support u by liking ur comments.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Especially female friend..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Un Do Kings Ka Naam Batao Jinhone Duniya Ke Logo Ko Nayi Raah Pe Chalaya Santa: Sir 1. Smoking 2. Drinking
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 bhikhari so rha tha, aur Usne apne samne board laga rakha tha, "4 god sakE" "katore me Note hi dale* *sikke daal kr neend kharab na kre
    • 10 years ago



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  • Police:- Tenu kal subah 5 vaje phansi diti jayegi. Sardar:- HA HA HA! Police:- Q hsda pya wain? Sardar:- Mein te utthda he 9 Wajy Aan
    • 10 years ago



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  • GOLU ko tez car chalane ki adat thi 1din baap se- MereSahi Salamat pauchneKi dua krna Baap- Ha,Lekin yad Rkhna meri dua ki Sped 40km se jyada nai H
    • 10 years ago



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