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  • Ratan Tata ne establish kiya TATA.. Ratan Tata ne establish kiya TATA.. Itni Shakti hume dena DATA.. . Ab to Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana.. Ab to Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana.. A for Apple B for Banana... . Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala... Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala.. Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life JhingaLala..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Technology Effects -Bhikari :- amma roti do. - Dadi :- Abhi roti banayi nhi hai, bad mai ana. . - Bhikari :- ye mera mobile no. Hai ........... Miss Call De dena jab tayyar ho jaye :D . ------- Bhikari rocks --------- - Dadi :- Aray baba mere pas balance nai, mai facebook par status update kar dungi. Usay check karky aa jana.... :D ~~~~~~ Dadi double rocks ~~~~~~ -
    • 10 years ago



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  • पत्नी ने अपने पति से पूछा,"जब हमने शादी की थी तब तो आप मुझे बड़े प्रशंसनीय नामों से बुलाते थे, जैसे मेरी रस मलाई, मेरी बरफी,मेरी रबड़ी लेकिन अब इन नामों से क्यों नहीं बुलाते?" पति ने कहा, "दूध की मिठाई कितने दिन ताज़ी रहेगी।"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Patni- Tame Mane Ketlo Prem Karo Chho? Pati- Hu Tane Etlo Badho Prem Karu Chhu Ke Taru Pidhelu Zaher Pan Hu Pi Shaku Chhu. Visvas Na Aavto Hoy To Ajmavi Jo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek bachcha, Boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai. Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do warna main apke papa ko bata dunga. Ladki- Le yar tu bhi karle,... ... Bacha kafi try karta hai, par wo height me kam reh jata hai, Baccha pareshan ho kar "Bhaad me gayi duniyadari" jo kam galat hai, vo galat hai... Main to bataunga...
    • 10 years ago



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  • A shocking note left by a wife while going out for shopping. . . . “Dear Husband, Your wallet was getting fat so i am taking it out for a walk”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ravan k sar~10 Ankhe~20 Nazar~Sirf 1Ladki Sita par. Ajkal Ladko ka sar~1 Ankhe~2 Nazar~har ladki par...!! Ab batao... Asli Ravan???
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aashiqui 3 Song Tu hi yeh mujhko bta de facebook chalau main ya naa. . . Apne tu ghar ka pata de, aaau main yaa naaa. . . Apna tu phone number bta de, Call lagau main yaa naaaaaaaa. . . Khaana tu rakh de paka ke, khau main yaaa na. . Itna bata de mujhko kab milne aau tujhko... . Ab hota nhi intizaaaar tu hi ye mjhko bata de koi dusri patau main yaa naaaaaa. Girls, i m wa8ing dusri ptau mei b ya na ?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pakistan K Sooba Punjab K Division Bahawalpur K Zila Raheem Yaar Khan Ki Tehsil Saadiq Abad Mein KLP road per Waqay Shahid Colony Ki Gali No.6 Ke House No.1 Uncle Mehboob Ke Ghar Ki Teesri Manzil Ke Bedroom ke Sath attach Bathroom Mein Lagi Tooti Ke Neeche Rakhay Blue Colour K Lotay Ki Qasam I MISS YOU. T0 Djsumit
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife:-Lagta hai Hamari beti ki kisi ke saath setting ho gyi hai .. . . . Husband:-Tumhe kaise pataa ? ?? ? ? . . Wife:-Bahut Din ho gaye mobile Recharge ke Paise nahi maange usne
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek muddat ki muhabbat ki saza do mujhko.... Meri chahat ka taqaza hai bhula do mujhko... Be-wafa keh k mujhe ishq me ruswa na kro.. Kon kehta hai k muhabbat ka sila do mujhko..... Lab pe shikwa hai na koi shikayat dil me.... Muhabbat ki thi kabhi iski saza do mujhko.... Zindagi kaise kategi mujhko maloom nahi.... Kaash dil se kabhi marne ki dua do mujhko.... Ab tak to gum uthaye huye hai Phir bhi duniya gum dilado mujhe.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladke Ko Police Ne Pakda.. Police- Licence Hai? Ladka-no. Police-paise Hai? Ladka-no. Police Ne Ladke Ke Undrwear Mein Hath Daala Or Do Baal Khich Liye.. Ladka(Ansu Nikalte Hue)-Aisa Kyun Kiya?;-( Police-taki Tu Yeh Kisi Se Na Keh Sake K, Maine Signal Toda Or Havaldar Meri Ja##nt Bhi Nai Ukhad Saka.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • HINKING OF BOYS N GIRLZ IN #FIRST_MEET Girl: kitna seedha h..! boy: kya maal h..! ... ... girl: nice behaviour..! boy: kash pat jaye..! .. ... girl: dresing sense zabardast h..! boy: skirt, top mein or hot lagegi..! ... .... Girl: agr razi ho gya toh isi seshadi krungi..! Boy: bs 1 bar han krde muje konse shadi karni hai.. agree?.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1-2 din se tabiyat theek nahi thi. Taamtrik ko dikhaya wo bola but pret ka saya hai. Kisi ghor papi ko sms karo thik ho jayega... Ab accha lag raha h..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Class Mein Techer Ne Bachho Ko Kaha Ki Apne Teacher Ke Uper English Mein 10 Lines Likho Kuch Der Baad Pappu Khada Hua Aur Teacher Se Puchta Hai “Sir, Haramkhor Ko English Mein Kya Kahte Hai?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ro Ro Kar USNE Kaha Mujhe Nafrat Hai Tumse... Magar,ek sawal aaj bhi pareshan kiye huye hai... Ki Agar Nafrat Hi Thi To Phir Wo ItnA Roye Kyu ????
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana chahiye... Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dad - Badi hokar kya karogi? Daughter - Maa Banungi, Padhai Karungi, Shaadi Karungi Dad - Tu kuch bhi kar par thoda Sequence ka Dhyaan rakhna !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho? Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subha 9 baje hu!
    • 10 years ago



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