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  • Kya Apki SkiN GarMi Me DhuL MiTTi Se EffecT Ho RaHi H To Har RoJ SubaH LagaYe - - - "ASIAN PAINT" - - Jo DhuL MiTTi Ko TikNe Na De
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladkiyan jab arguement harti hain toh akhir me kya bolti hain..??? . . . . . . . . . WHAT EVER I DONT CARE...
    • 10 years ago



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  • arz kiya hai- kismat v aajkal ajib sitam dhaata hai, gaur farmaiyega- ki kismat v aajkal ajib sitam dhaata hai, hum 1 ko taraste hai aur wo do-do ghumata hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Meri Shadi Ke Mauqe Per Us Ne Mujh Se Kaha FARAZ….. . . . . . . . . Tenu Dullha Kinne Banaya BHOOTNI KAY . . . . . . . ;->
    • 10 years ago



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  • तिजोरी पर लिखा था-
    तोड़ने की जरूरत नहीं, बटन दबाओ
    खुल जाएगी।'
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    बटन दबाते ही पुलिस आ गई.
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    पुलिसः तुम्हें अपनी सफाई में कुछ कहना है? :unamused::unamused:
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    चोरः मां कसम, आज इंसानियत पर
    से विश्वास उठ गया! :cry::cry:
    :joy::joy::joy:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , All Funny SMS
  • Prof.- pahli hindi silent film kaunsi h? Sardar-agar film silent thi, to aapko kaise pata chala ki wo hindi h? Prof. Socked & 1st time sardar ne baazi mar di...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Letter To Piincipal: Salaam kaminey. yeh bata kaun haramkhor paper set karta hai....? Kamino, students ki jaan nikal jati hai.. . Upar se kutte paper checkingto aise karta hai jaise apni maa ki maut ka badla le raha ho... Aisa sylbus banaya hai jaise tumhare yahan to haramkhor sab topper hi janme hai.. tera baap bhi is paper me pass nai hoga. tu khud is paper mein 10 baar fail hoga. tu kabhi bahar mil saale.. bataunga Abe kutte- pagal hu kya, jo apna naam likhunga..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladki paidal ja rahi thi... Ladka bola- Aye deewani Peeche mud k dekh Tera dupatta zamin se ghisa ja raha hai . . . Ladki boli- Aye deewane Tu kya jane ye apna farz nibha raha hai Koi chum na le mere kadmo ki mitti ko Isi liye nishan mitata ja raha hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rok do mera janaza mujhme jan aa rhi hai, Rok do mera janaza mujhme jan aa rhi hai, Ek kadam piche lelo kamino ek mast item ja rhi hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar bollywood ki movies koi gujrati diactor ne banayi hoti to unke nam ye hote... 3 idiots - 3 dofa muder 3 - hatya 3 himatwala - takatvado ek thi dayan -ek hti bhutdi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bechara shadi-shuda insaan , biwi k zulm ka mara ! . . Patni Bazaar Se Shopping Karke Ghar Aayi, Pati Ne Dekha Aur Use Bola . Pati: “Arrey Ye Kya, Tum Ek Aur Suit Le Aayi? Abhi Parson Hi To…” . . Biwi Chilla Kar Boli: “Kya Kaha? Kya Parso? Bolo… Kya Kaha Tumne? Kya Parso, Parso Kya, Bolo Jaldi Batao, Kya Parso? Aj tumari kher ni” . . Pati Ghabrate Hue: “Kuch Nahi, Main To Bas Ye Keh Raha Tha Ki Parso Bhi Ek Hi Suit Layi Thi, Aaj To Do Le Aati“ =
    • 10 years ago



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  • Apko 1 baat batani thi kal raat mene meri girlfriend ke sath. . .. ... .... ..... ...... Ice-cream khayi thi kuch bhi sochte ho yaar...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife: Bs kro g..rat k 12bje se kr rhe ho or subah k8 bj chuke h. Thake nai kya?Aur kitna kroge? Hsbnd :krne do na darling abhi to mere 200 MB or free hai Thora aur download karne dona. Djsumit
    • 10 years ago



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  • Me - kya bhai aaj kal kafi Pareshan Lagta hai ? . Dost - Ha bhai thode Paise ki jarurat hai . . . Me - Aur Bata khane Me Kya khaya Aa
    • 10 years ago



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  • Narad muni dharti par bear pine aaye, 12 botal pine ke baad, Waiter bolo - aapko chadti kyo nhi..? Narad bole - mai bhagwan hu.. Waitar bola - chad gayi saale ko..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladka :- Medical store par jaakar bola, 1 c*ndom de do... Main apni GF ke ghar dinner pe jaa raha hoon... Phir bola 2 aur de do, us ki sister bhi Bomb hai aur uski Maa bhi hot hai... Dinner pe jaise hi GF ka baap dining table par aaya, Ladka sir jhuka ke baith gaya... Ladki boli :- Mujhe nahi pataa tha tum itna sharmate ho... Ladka bola :- Mujhe bhi Aaj tak nahi pata tha ki tere Baap ka Medical store hai. :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jyotish ladke ke haath dekhkar bola “Beta tum bahut padhoge” Ladka : Saale padh to mein 4 saal se raha hu, ye bata paas kab hounga???
    • 10 years ago



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