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  • Hum tumhara sath is tarah nibhayange nokri nahi mili to bhi nahi ghabrayenge tum station per chai banana aur hum chai chai chilayange.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pyar Me Barbaadi Na Karwa Lena Apni Mummy Ke Armaan Khaak Me Na Mila Dena, Jo Paise Ghar Se Sabji Laane Ko Diye Unse Recharge Na Karwa Lena.
    • 10 years ago



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  • GF n BF on phone Boy: hey aaj kya khana khaya? Girl: tumhay bs yehi batain krni aati hain Boy: oh oh ok ye btao... how shuld RBI fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the money markets? . . . Girl: hmmmm.... daal chawal khaye hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • TIPS 4 Boys - If You Marry One Girl, . . . . She Will Fight WITH You. . . . . If You Marry Two Girls, . . . . . They Will Fight FOR You...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher:- Kaho Joi Semester System No Su Faydo 6e? . . . Student:- Faydo Hoy Ke Na Hoy Varsh Ma 2 Var Bejjati Jarur Thai Jay 6e.
    • 10 years ago



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  • NATURAL DISASTERS- 26 Dec 2004= Indian Ocean Tsunami 26 Jan 2007= Gujrat Earthquake 26 Nov 2008= Terror Attack in Mumbai 26 Oct 2011= Ra-One
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhikhari: Daadi Roti:cookie: Dijiye Khane Ke Liye.!
    Daadi : Abhi Taiyaar Nahi Hai,
    Baad Me Aana.!
    Bhikhari : Ye Mera Cell Number Hai,
    Taiyaar Hote Hi Miss Call :telephone:De Dena.!

    Bhikhari Rocks Daadi Shocks..!

    Daadi : Are Number Kya Lena,
    Thodi Der Ke Baad Jab Chapati Ban Jaegi To
    Facebook Par Upload Kar Dungi..

    Now Daadi Rocks Bhikhari Shocks..!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Jokes SMS , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • God ne achha dil banaya jo maine paya, fir God ne achha dimag banaya jo maine paya, fir God ne 1achha dost banaya . . . . O hello.. Is bar maine nahi tumne paya..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai. Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai? Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.” S.S.DON
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhikhari ne Awaaz lagayi- Babu ji roti milegi.?? . - - Andar se awaz aai -Biwi ghar par nahi hai.. - - - Bhikhari- Chumma nahi maanga saale, Roti to tu bhi de sakta hai…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pati-patni Film Dekhne Gye. pati Ne Paan Lekar Ptni Ko Dia. Ptni-1Apni Liye B Le Aate pATI-mai to Bina Paan Ke Bhi Chup Reh Sakta Hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladka- nishe mein facebook khula Eek Ladki msg kiya- helo, Ladka bola- bye, Ladki bola- funny karte ho, hasi nehi uthi Ladka- tujhe pucha kiya, Ladka ka name tha Atif Raja Ladki- 2m toh atif aslam hona sahiye Ladki- atif aslam ban raha hu.. Ladki gusse me ro dia:-D:-D:-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • PATNI: Sunte ho padoswale Guptaji ki beti ko Maths mein 99 marks mile hain. PATI: Are wah, phir 1 number kahan gaya? PATNI: Woh humara beta laya hai!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Freind: Aaj Main ne teri b.v Ko Nahaty Howe Dekha. 2nd: Kutte Kaminey Main Tera Khoon Pee Jaon ga. 1st: Abey Main Nehar mei Naha Raha Tha Bhabi Ja Rahi Thi:-) K.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladke sab se jyada confuse kb hote hai? . . . ... . . . . . . . . . Jab ladkiya puchti hai ki mai kesi lag rahi hu ;
    • 10 years ago



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  • Duniya me kuch aise GADHE hai jinhe har sawal ka jawab sirf NA me dena ata hai, Kya ap bhi un me se ek hai? Pehle Jawab do,phir frwd karna
    • 10 years ago



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  • .Santa Ek Baar Park Mein Beth Ker Gaana Ga Raha Tha“ Aaj Mein Upar Aasma Niche . . ”Uske Paas Ek Aadmi Betha Tha UsAadmi Ne Santa Ka Gaana Sun Kar Santa Ko Bahut Maara . .Kyon ??? , , ,Kyon Ki Aasma Us Aadmi Ki Beti Ka Naam Tha.:xD *JuSt FrOm SkR*
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz Kiya hai... . Aankho Me Nami Thi, Aur Vitamin Ki Kami Thi, Sari Raat Mobile pe baat Ki aur, Subah pata chala,Wo to girlfriend ki Mummy thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi, Bartan Lelo Bartan lelo.
    • 10 years ago



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