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Larki fon p: kya Ap kunware hn? Admi: yes, Lekin Ap kon? Ans: Tumhari B.V. Aj Ghar ao phr batati hun Doosri Call new Number se Girl: Ap Shadi Shuda hn? Man: yes, Lekin Ap kon? Girl: Tmhari Girl Friend, You Cheat. Man: Sorry Baby, Mai smjha Meri B.V h. Ans: BV hi hun , aj tu bus ghar aaja...!!! Hahahahaha.:p d0uble sh0ck hahahaha By Shahroz

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Arranged Marriage.. Rs.6,00,000 Shadi Rs.4,00,000 jewellry Rs.50,000 Shadi ki Rasme total Rs.10,50,000 . . . Love Marriage Rs.100 ka Stamp paper Rs.20 Notary Rs.50 ki Varmaala Rs.20 ka Photo Total Rs.190 Paisa apka Pasand apki Faisla apka jago grahak jago lover k sath bhago :P :D

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Log Manzil Ko Muskil Samjte Hai, Hum Muskil Ko Manzil Samjte Hai, Bada Fark Hai Logo Me Or Hum Mai, Log Zindgi Ko Dost Or Hum Dost Ko Zindgi Samjte Hai...!

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Ek Ladka, Ladki Se Puchta Hy: Bachey Kese Hote Hai ? Ladki: Chup ... ! . . . Ladka: Batao Na Plz =D Ladki: Nahi Pata =@ Ladka: Plz ..... !!! Ladki: Thappar Pare Ga Ab Mat Pchna ..!! Ladka : Aray Bewakoof Itna Bhi Nahi Pata... . . . Bachay Shararti Hote Hai ... =P =D Moral:Girls Hamesha Boys Ko Ghalat Hi Samajhti Hai ;)

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Kamina baccha Ladka Aur Ladki Dono Haath Mein Haath Daale Jaa Rahe They.. . . . Usi Waqt Ek Shararti Bachha Aaya Aur Bola: “Bhaiya, Kal Wali Didi Zyada Mast Thi...

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Ek Bache Di Nani Us Nu Sula Rahi C, Te Keh Rahi C Soja Degree Soja! Tan Pdosan Ne Puchea Esnu Degree Kio Bula Rahi Hai Tan Usne Keha, Meri Kudi Chandigarh Degree Lain Gai C Aah Lai K Aa Gai…

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PUNJAB POLICE ka koi jawab nahi, kal 1 BIHARI talab me naha raha tha to ek POLICEwala kehta :- chal oye bahar aa k kapde pahen, teri talashi leni hai…

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Kya Zamana Aa Gaya Hai Dosto. . . Student 1 Ladki Ko Ghaseet KeSchool Le Jaa Rahe The. . 1 Buzurg Bole: Isko Chhod Do Ye Khud School Chali Jayegi. . . Student: Baba Ji Ye Hamari Madam Hai Roz School Se Date Par Bhag Jaati Hai! =D

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Kuch uljhe sawalo se darta hai dil, Naa jane kyu tanhai mai bhkhadta hai dil, Kisi ko pana koi badi baat nahi hai, Par kisi ko khone se darta hai ye dil…

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Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua, Umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, Hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge

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Collage Ke Pichhe Nadi Me, Principal Doob Raha Tha... Pappu Ne Ye Dekha Or Chilate Huye Bhaga. . .. . Kal Chhuti...! kal Chhuti....!

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Ek Hijre Ne Maje Maje Mein i-Pill Tablet Kha Li. . . . Socho Aur Batao Kya Hua Hoga? . . . Andar Se Aawaaz Aayi, “ Aapke System Par Ye Suvidha Uplabdh Nahi Hai “

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Boy- apka naam kya h? Girl- pehan k batau ya dikha k ? Boy- kya matlab ? Girl- "PAYAL" aur apka? Boy- lekar batau ya dekar? Girl- matlab? Boy- "PAPPI"

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Wife: Agar mei kho jaau to tum kya karoge? . . Husband: Mei akhbaar mei advtmnt dunga. . Wife khush hote hue: Kya likhoge? . . . Husband : "JISKO MILE USKI".

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Jab Mene "CIGARETTE" Pehli Bar Try Kiya, To Mein Apni Nazro Mein Gir Gayi Or Mene Cigarette Kabhi Na Pine Ka Faisla Kia Par Fir Jab Mene Unn Tamaam, Brands Banane Wali Factory K Mazdur, Unke Bwi Bachon K Bare Mein Socha To Meri Aankh Bhar Ayi Aur Uss Pal Faisla Kia Ki Ab Se; "I Will Smoke Regularly...b) Apne Liye To Sab Jite Hai, Hum To Garibo K Liye Pite Hai...;)=)):p

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Ek sarabi ek din sarab peekar ghar aaya Aur apni biwi se bola agar mere hath me Es desh ki sarkar ho to mai es desh ki Takdeer badal sakta hu. Wife:haramkhor pahle apni pant to badal le Jo subah se meri salwar pahan ke ghum raha hai..

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Santa BANK me aake so gaya_: . Puchho Q.? . . Qki.. . . Usne Board par advertise padhi, ki.. . Yaha SONE par LOAN milta Hai.

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Newton ki Gf: Aj me kesi lag rahi hu? Newton:Tan c/Sin c GF:-Wat? Newton:- Tan c/Sinc =(Sin c/Cos c)/Sin c =1/Cos c =Sec c GF-WOW! Naughty newty.. =Hi frndss... Djsumit

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ek "INDIAN" ne 1 CHINESE" ladki se sadi ki...1 saal bad wo mr gyi.. Use rota dekh ghar walo ne samjhaya beta "CHINA" ka "MAAL" tha 1 sall chala bahut hai.

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Girl to god after results . . Hajaro ki kismat tere hath mein thi agr pass kar deta toh kya bat thi . . . . . . . . . . . . . God replied . . Kitabe toh sari tere pass thi agar bf thode kam bna leti toh kya bat thi

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