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  • Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare. Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola… “Sahebji, sahebji kutte’ji’ ne murgi’ji’ ko pakar liya hai”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husband : Jab mein aache clothes pehenkar bazaar jata hu to sabziwale sabzi mehngi dete hai. Jab gande kapde pehenkar jata hu to saste. Wife : Tum katora lekar jaya karo na, free me hi sabzi mil jayegi!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hawa me bindaas ud raha the gaalib, Hawa me betaab ud raha the gaalib, Hawa me aajaad ud raha galib, . Phir kya...Ruk gayee hawa, Gir gaya gaalib ;-))
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shiv Ji- Mai Tumhari Tapasya se Khush hu. Bol Tujhe Kya chahiye.? ? Bhakt- D.J System De Do Shiv Ji - Saale D.J Hota to Mai DAMRU Kyu bajata
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tu chand mange mey chand de dun, Tu raat mange mey raat de dun, Dil mange mein dil de dun, Tu jaan mangey,. . . . . . .bas yaarrrrrrrrrr . . Bheek mangney ki bhi koi limit hoti hai..;p
    • 10 years ago



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  • Father :- Agar Iss Bar Tum Exam Mein Fail Hue To, Mujhe Papa Mat Kehna. . After Exam. Father : How Is Your Result? . Son : Dimag Ka Dahi Mat Kar BABULAL Tu Baap Kehlane Ka Haq Kho Chuka Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Lady Comes To A Fruit Wala Lady: “Hey Fruit Wale Bhaiya, Give Me Some Potatoes Fever.” Fruitwala Shocked: “O Meri Maa Ye Potatoes Fever Kya Hota Hai?” Lady: “O Maaye Gaad, You Dan’t Know Potatoes Fever.” Fruitwala: “Bhen Ji Chahiye Kya Aapko?” Lady: “You Literacy Pupil, Potatoes Fever Matlab ‘Aaloo Bukhara‘.“
    • 10 years ago



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  • जिंदगी कितनी तन्हा-तन्हा थी, कोई भी अपना नहीं था, एक भी अच्छा दोस्त नहीं था, फिर तुम मेरी जिंदगी में आईं, और तब मुझे पता चला कि… . . . .“अकेले ही ठीक था यार …… !
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi, Bartan Lelo Bartan lelo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Darmendr--"Beta .. Sunny ae me kya sun raha hu.."??? . ,. ... ..,. ...... .... ... ... Sunny deol ~ No papa ae sab juth he. me JISM~2 Me nahi hu..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Munna bhai ke ghar ladki hue CirCuit: Bhai ab to muhalle ke saare kadke isko line marenge, Munna:Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam didi rakhega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Do- char din onion ki taarif kya kar li.... . . . . . . . petrol ka to ego hi hurt ho gaya yaar He.na
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kanjoos baap k bete ne kha: "Papa meri GF pregnant ho gayi h. 50,000 mang rhi h, CHUP rehne ke" Kanjoos ne khamoshi se paise de diye. 2 mahine baad dusra beta bola: "Meri GF pregnant h 75,000 mang rhi h. Kanjoos ne khamoshi se de diye. 6 mahine baad Kanjoos ki kuwari beti boli: "Daddy, I am pregnant!" Kanjoos ne usko gale se Lagaya Aur beti ka maatha chum ke kaha: "Shabaash beti, Ab paise lene ki baari hamari hai":-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gandhigiri ki safalta ke baad, pesh hai. Messagegiri jisme aap msgs kare ya na kare, ham msg bhejte rahenge, kabhi to aapko sharm aayegi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • colgate"se daant saaf krain . "pepsodent"se mazboot krain . . 'closeup"se fresh krain . . . or agar phir bhi white na hon to bina sharmae... . . "HARPIC"use krain Q k"HARPIC"dy 5 guna zyada behtr safaaii...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye. Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge.. Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
    • 10 years ago



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  • कल जो मैंने एक बच्चे से पूछा:
    पढ़ाई कैसी चल रही है?
    उसका जवाब आया
    अंकल,
    समंदर जितना सिलेबस है;
    नदी जितना पढ़ पाते हैं;
    बाल्टी जितना याद होता है;
    गिलास भर लिख पाते हैं;
    चुल्लू भर नंबर आते हैं;
    उसी में डूब कर मर जाते हैं।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bahut namkeen hai vo jise hum chahte hai, . . Har pal khuda se usi ko mangte hai, . . Dil tarasta hai use paane ko, . . Kya aapka dil nahi karta......... . . .KURKURE khaane ki?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kabhi Khamoshi Ikhtiyar Na Karna,, Dil Ko Kabhi BeQaraar Na karna,, Zindgi Me Agar Dard Lena Ho,, DosToo.. Marr Jana Par Kisi Se Pyaar Na Karna..:-(;-(
    • 10 years ago



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