Funny Jokes, New Whatsapp Status

Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?

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Ghazab Ka Nakhra Ajeeb Yeh Style Hai Sms Nahi Kartey Or Kehtay Ho Mere Pass Mobile Hai Bey-Sharmi Ki Had To Dekho Yeh Parh K B Aap K Chehray Par SMILE Hai.

10 years ago

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Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath So Raha Tha, Achanak Se Sote Sote Bola Santa: “ Bhiga Sa Lagta Hai Aalam Mujhe, Bhigi Si Lagti Hai Subah Mujhe, Bhiga Lag Raha Hai Sara Jahan Mujhe ” Preeto Ne Use Uthaya Aur Gusse Se Boli: “ Arey Utho Aapne BistarPar Peshaab Kar Diya Hai “

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Aaj fir Banta ne Kamaal Kr diya.. BANK me jake So Gya. Q? Usne Board Par Padha > Yaha SONE par LOAN milta hai

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Dhoka mila jab pyar main, Zindagi mein udaasi chaa gayi, Socha tha chorr dain is raah ko, Kambhakht mohalley mein dusri agayi..

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KISI LADKI KO CHEDO USKA HATH PAKRO AGAR WO THAPPAR MARE TO KAHO.............. . . . . . . . . . . . . TUM PEHLE IMTIHAAN ME PAAS HO GAYI HO.... MUJHE AISI HI SHARIF LADKI CHAHIYE THI..........

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Pintu-Wo dekh teri biwi ko saap kaat raha ha! Chintu-Arre tension mat le yaar, Zeher bharwane aaya hoga!

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BSNL ka network AIRTEL ka balance aur FACEBOOK par mili ladki ka.. . . . . . . . . . Kuch pata nhi kb kaha udd jaye :D *JuSt FrOm SkR*

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Bhakt-Baba sukh aur santosh me kya antar hai. Baba-(muskurate huwe) agar pasand ke ladki thokane ke mile to ushe sukh kate hai aur agar koi aur ladki thokane ke mile to ushe santosh khate hai.

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Sonu :aaj mujhe bahut maar padi. Monu :Q re? Sonu :padosi ka ladka kho gaya Monu :To? Sonu :maine kaha google pe search karo, mil gaya to download karlo.

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Miss: Jisne 1st lesson yaad kia wo mere hath pe kiss kare aur 2 lesson 2 gaal pe! 1 baccha: Miss phir bistar bichha lo? Miss: Kyu? Bachcha: Mujhe puri book yaad hai!@Hushain2

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Ladka apni friend se: Mere paas mere dost jaisi car nahi hai; Par tumhein palkon pe baitha ke ghumaaunga. Uske jaisa bada ghar nahi hai; Par tumhein dil mein rakhunga. Uske jitne paise nahi hain; Par tumhein majdoori kar ke khilaunga. Aur kya chahiye tumhein???? Ladki: Bas kar pagle ab rulayega kya...? Chal apne dost ka number de...

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FAADU JOKE OF THE DAY....... :p Santa Ki Mah Ki Death Ho Gai, Ek Saal Bad Santa Ka Baap America Sa Wapis Aya, Us Na Poucha Teri Mah Kahan Ha, Santa Bola Wo To Pichlay Saal Hi Mar Gai Thi, Santa Ka Bap Ronay Lga Or Bola Kuttay, Kaminay To Tu Na Mujhay Btaya Q Nhi, Santa Bola, Me Na Socha Surprise Dun Ga...

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Munna bhai- a yarr sarkit muje us sister(nurse) se pyar ho gaye hai. Love lettet kasie likhu ? Sarkit- likh i love you sister. Mera naam munna bhai.

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Dil dharkan bina.... jism rooh k bina.... Insan muhabbat k bina.... Husan tareef k bina.... Phool khushboo k bina.... Aur Koi ap k bina Udas hai. Also miss u........

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भाई: बहन पानी दे दो।

बहन: खुद ले ले।

भाई: दे दो न।

बहन: दोबारा बोला तो थप्पड़ पड़ेगा।

भाई: जब थप्पड़ मारने आओगी तो पानी ले आना।

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It is a challenge for u! App Kabhi bhi kar nahi sakte Ør agar Himat hai to kar k dikhao!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mere number pe 100 ka load:-

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Q: Why do most women sleep in the afternoon ? A: So that they can screw the Tired man all night and blame, Him for poor performance!!

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Pappu ki hui master se ladai… Master ne ki pappu ki pitai… Pappu ka garam hua khoon. gaya kabristan aur master ka photo taang kar likh diya. “COMING SOON”

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