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  • Best Sms Of 1947 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Tab Mobile Tha Kya? Kabhi Tu Thora Dimagh Ka Istamaal Kar Liya Karo! Bas Sms Parhne Ki Jaldi Lagi Hoti Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladkewale : Hamko Ladki Pasand Hai, Shadi Kab Karni Hai ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ladkiwale : Abhi to Ladki study kar rahi hai . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ladkewale : Haan toh hamara ladka konsa chhota baccha hai , jo books faad dega . .. :I
    • 10 years ago



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  • Techr: 1 din aisa ayega jab Prithvi pr Paninhi rahega, Jeev jantu nasht ho jayenge,Prithvi tabaah ho jayegi Stu: Sir kya hume us din chutti hogi?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Must Read.. Ek Sach Chupa Hota Hai:- Jab Koi Kisi Ko Kehta Hai Ki "Mazak Tha Yaar" . . Ek Feeling Chupi Hoti Hai:- Jab Koi Kehta Hai "Mujhe Koi Farq Nahi Padta" . . Ek Dard Chupa Hota Hai:- Jab Koi Kehta Hai "Its Ok" . . Ek Zarurat Chupi Hoti Hai:- Jab Koi Kehta Hai "Mujhe Akela Chhod Do" . . Ek Gehri Bat Chupi Hoti Hai:- Jab Koi Kehta Hai "Pata Nahi" . . Ek Samundar Chupa Hota Hai Bato Ka:- Jab Koi "Khamosh Rehta hai' Hit Like If You Agree ?:( Djsumit
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhai ek ladki aaj mere piche hi pad gai Jaha mai jau wo mere piche, Bus Ek jagah muje rok k Usne bade pyar se kaha, BHAIYA-APNE,GALTI SE MERI CHAPPAL PAHEN LI H"
    • 10 years ago



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  • बन्ता : क्या कर रहे हो ???

    सन्ता : बदला ले रहा हूँ..??

    बन्ता : किससे

    सन्ता : वक़्त ने मुझे बर्बाद किया है . . .
    मैं अब वक़्त बर्बाद कर रहा हूँ..


    :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::joy::joy:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS , Funny Jokes
  • Girl’s father- Main nahi chahta ki meri beti Apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k sath guzare. Boyfriend- Bus, isiliye main use Yaha se le jane aya hun
    • 10 years ago



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  • homework kar kar ke aa gayi hai mere haathon me moch wah wah homework kar kar ke aa gayi hai mere hathon me moch acp to daya : darwaza todne se pahle kuch to soch....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Aaj tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota he... . . .Funny Kid: Madam, Aap meri fikar mat kia karo, School shuru karwa dia karo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gadha- yar malik bahut marta hai Dog- ye ghar hi chor de. Gadha- Nhi yar wo hmesa apni beti se bolta teri shadi GADHE se kra dunga. bus isi ummid se main baitha hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jhonny- Kyun Doctor Sahab, Chashma laga kar Main padh sakunga na? Doctor- Haan haan Bilkul. Jhonny-Toh phir thik hai Warna Anpadh aadmi ki Zindagi bhi koi Zindagi hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Modern Beizzati- Boy-I love u & want to marry u Girl-Apni Shakl dekhi h Boy-Dekhi h to tere pass aaya hu wrna Ketrina kaif k pass na jata:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • No Body Cant Beat This. Santa Kabhi Kabhi Sochta Hai Ki. Agar Mai "Boring" Hun. Toh Fir, Mere Muh Se Pani Kyu Nahi Aata...!!:-
    • 10 years ago



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  • पत्नी- मै चाहती हूं कि मुझे समाचार पत्र होना चाहिए था, जिससे मैं हमेशा तुम्हारेहाथ में रहती।पति- मैं भी यही चाहता हूं, जिससे रोज नया समाचार पत्र पढ़ने को मिले।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife: Mein Tumhare Bache Ki Maa Banne Wali Hoon... Santa : Pareshan Ho Kar Bolta Hai. Lekin Mera To Koi Bacha Hai Hi Nahi...!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladki sadak par akeli jaa rahi thi, pichhe se ek ladka bola : Ghar tak lift chahiye kya? Ladki : Bhag jaa harami 3 din se lift le rahi hoon abhi tak ghar nahi pahuchi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl:Jaanu tum mujhe apni Diamond Ring dedo, isko dekh kar tumhe yaad kiya karoongi…. Boy:Yaad toh tum waise bhi kar sakti ho.. Girl:Woh kaise?? . Boy:Yeh soch kar ki maine Diamond Ring Maangi thi, Par Kaminey ne di nahi
    • 10 years ago



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  • "A Little but Sweet Love Story" BOY: Dekho mene naya cell lia! GIRL: Wah! chalo kisi hotel me Party dedo! ... ... In Evening, dey Went to 5 star hotel, (After Completing Dinner) GIRL: Oye! How did u Manage Money fordis Kind of Hotel? BOY: Cell bech diya apna..!! Tujh se badh kr thodi na tha IDIOT :)
    • 10 years ago



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