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  • Boy to Girl: Tum ladkiyan love Marriage kyun karti ho? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Girl; Anjaan Namoona milne se achchha hai...... Jana pehchana Kameena mil jaye..
    • 10 years ago



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  • @j School Ki Madam Ladkiyo Se: Kya Tum Bta Skti Ho Ki Tmhara Dil Kaha h? Sabhi ladkiyan zor Se boli jisne ye msg bheja hai usKe Paas. Madam Has K: Mera Bhi Uff, Ye Ldka bhi na..;-)
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • सोचो अगर डाक्टर फिल्म बनाते तो फिल्मों के नाम क्या होते
    कभी खांसी कभी जुकाम :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

    कहो ना बुखार हैं :yum:

    टीबी नं 1:joy:

    हम ब्लड दे चुके सनम :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

    रहना है अब होस्पिटल में :wink:

    बचना ऐ मरीजों :joy:

    दिल तो कमज़ोर है जी :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

    एक हसीना दो किडनी :yum:

    अजब मरीज की गजब बीमारी :grin:
    :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::grin::grin::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

    अकेले मत हंसों
    दोस्त बुर मान जायेंगे
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , All Funny SMS
  • Girl to boy : me tumhe apna dil nahi de sakti hu . . . . . . . . . boy : me utne upar ki soch bhi nahi raha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mariz-"Dr.saab Mere Paas Paise Nahi He, Aap Mera Ilaaj Kar De To Kbhi Apke Kaam Aaunga" Dr-"Kya Kaam Karte Ho? Mariz-"Qabar Khodata Hu.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mobile ek MANDIR hai, SIM card uska DEVTA, Call karne wala PUJARI, SMS bhejne wala DANI, Padhane wala BHAKT, Reply na karne wala mandir ka BHIKAR
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • filmon se ladkon ko kya sikhna chahiye ?? Jannat Murder Gangster Awarapan Fanna Titanic . Jo jitni mast ladki k chakar mein pada utni hi buri mout mara.. SVS
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl:-Aj bhaiya ne mujhe tumhare sath bike pe dekh liya . Boy:-shit! fir kya hua? . Girl:-Rikshe ke paise wapas le liye. Hamari bahut hi Strict family hai. ANIL
    • 10 years ago



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  • Who walks with u in the difficult path of ur life? Mom/dad? No Husband/wife? No Friends? No Lover? No Only ur "slippers"...! So keep it safe........
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva se Shadi ki, Uski Jawan Beti se Mere Baap ne Shadi ki Yu Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban gai Un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri Behn hui Magar main uski Naani ka pati tha Is liye wo meri Nathn hui. Isi Tarha mera Beta apni Daadi ka Bhai ban gaya Or main apne Bete ka Bhanja aur Mera Baap mera Damaad ban gaya Aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban gaya aur Dr: Abey chup kar saale Kya mujhe b Pagal krega..?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Apki Bato Pe DiL Haru WAH! WAH! Apki Surat Pe Jan Waru WAH! WAH! Jis Din NHi Aata Apka SMS DiL Krta H Apko patak-patak k Maru! Ab BoLo Wah! Wah
    • 10 years ago



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  • Barbaaad karne Ke aur Bhi Tareeke The duniya me.. . . . . . . . . . . . Jaane kyun Mark Zuckerberg Ko FACEBOOk Kakhayal Hi Aaya (‘,’) <()>Khud To Kar Li Shadi.. _||_Aur Hume Yahan LIKE LIKE Khelne Pe Lage Gaya chalo ab tum log bhi Like kar hi do..:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sadest line ever....zara gor farmaiega.... .... ...Yu tadpaegi tu mujhe kab tak... ... ....yu tadpaegi tu mujhe kab tak.... " " " " " " " ....cemaraman praful k saath mai deepak chorasiya aaj tak.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ghalib ne apni gf ko date par bulaya wo late ho gayi.. . . . . . . . . . . Ghalib- Falak pe taaro ko neend aa rahi hai, kambakht doosri wali ka time ho gaya hai or tu ab aa rahi hai.. By : Nitish
    • 10 years ago



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  • प्रेमी – क्या मैं सचमुच वो पहला लड़का हूं जिससे तुमने प्यार किया है ? प्रेमिका – हां, लेकिन सभी लड़के यही सवाल क्यों पूछते हैं ?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tune us ladki k liye cigaret chhodi?-Ha Daru chhod di?-Ha Jua chhod diya?-Ha To fir shaadi kyu nahi ki ? Kyu ki itna sudhar gaya tha ki us se acchi mil gayi..
    • 10 years ago



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