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  • kisi ko yaad nahi ati koi yaado me rota he kisi ko nind nahi aati koi din raat sota he saza hamesha 1 ko Q milti h? Jab ki kasur 2no ka hota hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek mom ne apne beti ko pyaar karne ka style sikhaya: Mom:Jab bf kiss kare to bolo “don’t” Aur jab gale lage to bolo “stop” 2nd day beti: Mom usne dono ek saath kiya to maine bola “don’t stop”.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Maalkin Ne Apni Nokrani Ko Apni Ek Purani Saree Di 2 Din Baad Nokrani Gusse Se: “Maalkin Ye Pakdo Apni Saree Mujhe Nahi Chahiye.” Maalkin: “Kya Hua Ri Tere Ko Saree Lekar To Bade Shonk Se Gayi Thi, Ab Kya Ho Gaya?” Nokrani: “Hona Kya Hai Maalkin Jab Mein Ye Saree Pehan Ke Aati Hun To Sahab Aap Ho Samajh Kar Meri Taraf Dhyaan Bhi Nahi Dete Lekin Driver Peechhe Se Lipat Jata Hai.“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Cricketers Aur Athletes Me Kya Farak Hai? Chintu: Athletes Medals Ke Saath Ghumte Hain Aur Cricketers Models Ke Saath Ghumte Hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kejriwal- beta mumma ko bolo chai mei thoda adrak aur elaichi dalna. Son- papa sab mile hue hai. Kejriwal- dialogue copy karta hai haramkhor.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: (be positive) Hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab patahai.... Chintu: (at home) Papa, mujhe sab pata hai!! Papa: beta..ye le 50 Rs. Aur chup rehna...aunty to bas milne aati hai..!!! Chintu: mummy, mujhe sab patahai.! Mummy : beta ye le 100 Rs aurchup rehna, ramu kaka to bas room saaf karne aate hai...!! Chintu: ramu kaka mujhe sab pata hai... Ramu kaka: sab pata hone ke baadbhi apne baap ke gale nahi lagega kya??? -happy
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare. Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola… “Sahebji, sahebji kutte’ji’ ne murgi’ji’ ko pakar liya hai”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar In Hotel: Mai Yaha Nai Rahunga, Mere Paise Wapas Karo! Itna Chota Room? Mujhe Jaanwar Samjha Hai Kya? Waiter- Mere Bap! Room Me Chal, Ye Lift Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • वो मुड़ मुड़ के देख रहे थे हमें, हम मुड़ मुड़ के देख रहे थे उन्हें,
    वो हमें, हम उन्हें, हम उन्हें, वो हमें,
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    क्योंकि परीक्षा में, न उन्हें कुछ आता था, न हमें… :slight_smile: :slight_smile:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Call girl ke birthday par saheli ne sms kiya: har adami tere nange badan pe barse, tere jevan mein aaye itne customer, ke tu pura sal bra-panty pehnne ko tarse.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Little Girl:Jab Me Badi Ho Jaungi Aap Apne Ladkay Ki Shaadi Mujse Karwaoge? Shopkeeper:Haan Beta..Zarur Karwaonga.. Little Girl:To Apni Hone Wali Bahu Ko 1 Dairymilk Do Na…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sambha: Sardar, Is Thakur Ka Kya Karna Hai Gabbar: Is Saale Ke Dono Haath Kaat Do Aur Isko Din Mein 03 Baar Blu Film Dikhao Apne Aap Tadap Tadap Kar Mar Jaayega lol
    • 10 years ago



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  • SINDHI 2 MARWADI:"Aap kya lenge, Thanda ya garam?". MARWADI: "Dono hi mangwado". SINDHI:"Sunti ho do glass pani le aana. Ek freezar se aur dusra geezar se.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Guru-Kamine Dost Se Bach K Raho Boy-Par Kamine Dost Ka Pata Kaise Chalega Guru-Sare Dosto Ko Msg Karo, Jo Reply Na De Samajh Lo Wahi Kamina Hai. Sory fr aap mat samjhna kyunki aap to karte ho
    • 10 years ago



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  • 2 men in a Wedding Function: 1st: Lo..! Kuch din Pehly hi Goad me khela krti thi or Aaj iski Shadi hy 2nd: Aap Dulhan k Baap ho.?? 1st:Nhi Dulhan ka BOSS;)
    • 10 years ago



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  • पत्नी: तुम्हें नहीं लगता जरा सी समझदारी से तलाक के मामले रोके जा सकते हैं. पति: तुम्हें नहीं लगता जरा सी समझदारी से शादी भी रोकी जा सकती है
    • 10 years ago



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  • Baccha-mummy roz raa t ko batroom ka darwaza kholta hu to lite apneaap on ho jata hai. mummy-kaminey aaj fir tune freez me susu kar diya "G E ~~~~~~*~~~~~~*~~~~~~~~~
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chahe Head Aaye Ya Tel, Jeetenge Hum He Toss, Kyuki Hum Hai Sms Ke Boss, Chahe Romace, Action, Darma, Ya Ho Fight, Boss Is Allways Right!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife: Jab Me Gana Gati Hu Tu Tum Bahar Kio Chale Jate Ho Husband: Taki Bahar Wale Ye Na Samjhe Ki Me Tumare Gala Daba Raha Hu..
    • 10 years ago



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