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  • Boy Friend on phone: Hi dear muje teri bahut yaad aa rahi hai I seriously miss u! GF: Abhi to baat ki humne BF: Arey phirse tuje hi lag gaya, Sorry!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Khatarnaak Dosti:Main ghar der se pahuncha to Dad ne pucha "Kahan tha tu? "Maine kaha: "Friend k yahan tha. "Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 doston ko call kiya. 4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle, Yahin par tha. "2 ne kaha: "Abhi Yaha se just nikla hai. "3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, Padh raha hai, Phone du kya? "1 ne to hadd hi kar di, kaha: "Haan Papa bolo kya baat he.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Boy: Aap ka naam kya hai? Girl: Pehan ke bataun ya bol ke? Boy: Kya matlab? Girl: PAYAL aur aapka? Boy: Haath mein dun ya muh mein? Girl: Matlab? Boy: Prasad. By - Ajay ingale
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • સામાન્ય લોકો - મને ટોયલેટ જવું છે.

    કવિ લોકો !
    મલકાય છે પેટમાં કોઈ લહેર એવી,
    લાગે છે એને કોઈ કિનારાની તલાશ છે..:sweat_smile:
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Kavi Jokes , Gujarati Jokes , Funny Jokes
  • 1baar 1bike par 3 bache ja rhe the Tarafic police wale ne bike rokne k liye hath kiya, Itne me unme se 1 bola phale hi 3 bathe hai tu kha bathega.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • EK Baar Insan Ne Koyal Se Kaha:" Tu Kali Na Hoti To Kitni Achhi Dikhti... . . Sagar Se Kaha:" Tera Pani Khara Na Hota Toh Kitna Achha Hota, . . Gulab se Kaha:" Tujhme Kaante NaHote Toh KitnaAchha Hota, . . Tab Teeno ek Saath Bole Ke, . . Insan Tujh Me Dusro Ki "KAMIYA" Dekhne Ki Aadat Na Hoti Toh Tu Kitna Accha Hota...!! Ek Like to banta hai boss
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • पति-पत्नी में झगड़ा हो गया. पति ने गुस्से में पंखे से रस्सी का फंदा लटकाया और स्टूल पर चढ़कर कर रस्सी गले में डालने के लिए तैयार हो गया. पत्नी:जो कुछ करना है जल्दी करो. पति:तुम मुझे शांति से मरने भी नही दोगी? पत्नी:मुझे अभी स्टूल की जरुरत है
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Ik baar ik aadme ka mobile toilet me gir gya tabhe toilet me se ik devi prakat hui aur us aadme ko ik golden color ka mobile diya to aadme ne kaha ke ye mobile mere nahi hai to devi kahte hai ke ja ke ese dho le pote mai ho gya hai
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Aik Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi 20 lac 25 lac 30 lac Aik aadmi ne hairat sa Car ki khrab halat py ghor kiya, usay Car men koi cheez theek na lagi to usne paas khray aik Aadmi se poocha: . Bhai is khtaara Car men aisi kon C khoobi hai k is ka itna daam lag rha hai? . Admi bola: Janab ab tak iss Car k 10 haadsey ho chukay hen, aur hairat ki baat ye hai k hr haadsey men sirf or sirf “Bv” ki hi maut hui hai… Aadmi: ohhh…. aisi baat hain to 40 lakh….:)
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • 1 Train Me Katrina Without Ticket Travel Kr Rhi Thi. Usne Sari Pehni Thi. T.T. Ne Usse 100 Rs Liye. Aiswarya Ne Jeans Pehni Thi Usse 75 Liye. Karina Ne Skirt PehniThi Usse 50 Liye. Par Mallika Se Kuch Nai Liya. Why? ? ? ? ? ? ? Qki . . . . . . . . Uske Pas Ticket Tha. Soch Badlo Desh Badlega.:..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Us befawa ke yad me, ham ne jam utha liya... . . . . . . . . . . . Phir lagaya bread pe aur fatafat kha liya... MORAL - sare aashiq meri tarah sharabi nahi hote yaar, kuchh bhukkad b hote hai Like U
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • English Class Kid:" Me sleep with Dad last night . . . Madam (correcting):" No beta, I slept with dad last night . . . . Kid:" Aap mere sone ke baad aayi hogi...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Don Ki Call Ka Intjar to 11 MulkoKe Dost Kar Rhe He kin1 Bat Smjhlo Donka Call Aana Muskil Hi Nhi Namumkin Koyoki Don ke sirp sms free H
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aajkal k bacche. . Maa- Beta, Kya Kr Rahe Ho? . . Beta- Padh Raha Hu.. . . Maa- Wah Excellent...!!! Kya Padh Rahe Ho.. . Beta- Aapki Hone Wali BAHU Ke Messages
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aajkal ki ladhiyon ki dress Yahan se less Wahan se less Kabhi sleeveless Kabhi backless Aur koi ladka ghoor kar dekhe to, KAMINA CHARACTERLESS.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • PATNI: Sunte ho, pados wale Gupta ji ki beti ko Maths mai 99 marks mile hai. PATI: Arey wah, phir ek number kahan gaya? PATNI: Woh humara beta laya hai
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Teacher: hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai... . Pappu at home : Papa mujhe sab pata hai ;) . Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Aunty to bas milne aati hain. . Pappu : Mummy mujhe sab pata hai ;) . Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Raamu kaka to room saaf karte hain bas. . Pappu (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai ;) . Ramu kaka : sab jaan ne ke baad bhi apne baap ke gale nahin lagega pagley
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes