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Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: “can kids of our age have kids?” Teacher replied ” NO Never!!” Boy said to girl : “see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

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Do shadiyan to kar chuke fasle khuda se woh Baari suna hai abke baras phir kisi ki hai Chehre ki jhurriyoN ko mitane ke waste Haajat janab-e-sheikh ko phir istree ki hai

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Rajnikant:Hey murgi maine tujhe 2 ande dene ko kaha tha . . Tune 1 kyo diya . . Tujhe mujse darr nahi lagta kya . . Murgi:Lagta hai jabhe to 1 diya mai to murga hu....hahaha

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PAINFUL BUT CUTE..!! . . After two years of BreaKup, . . Boy saw his GF wid her Husband.. . . She was rubbing her nose on his shOulder.. . . . Boy (Smiling) :- Aaj bhi Rumaal bhul gayi pagal..

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shonali rodh chuye jeto tomay valobeshe opolok chokhe ceye thake ojana gorer majhe tomar shuvash jeno chorai ajo fule vule jai ami tumi nei pashe .....

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Murga aur Murgi ki LoveStory Murga:I Love u,I can doAnything 4u Murgi:U canDo anything 4me Murga:Yes ofcourse. Murgi:toh ek anda de kDikha

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6okari Na Gaal Pan Gulab Marvathi English Girl:- Darling U R Naughty. Urdu Girl:- Nahi Karo Jaanu. Shikh Girl:- Tussi Bade Romantic Ho. Gujarati Girl:- Shu Nakhra Kare 6e Doba Aankh Ma Vagyu.

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Santa shadi me gaya. vahan plate ke sath tissue paper tha. Santa ne socha ye bhee khane kee cheej hai. jaise hi vo khane laga....... baki sab Banta, Ghanta ur Tanta chillaye..... oyye ainu na khayi "FEEKA HAI.".

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Pathan ko Raat 2 baje Larki ki call ai Ap So To Nahi Rahy Na Pathan Gussy se Khabees Ki Bachi Zrori Nahi Her Pathan Chokidar ho....

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Utha Hua Har Hath Dua Ke Liye Nahi Hota, Jhuka Hua Har Parda Hawa Ke Liye Nahi Hota, Apni Galtiyon Se Bhi Chirag Bhuj Jate Hai Aksar, Kasoor Hawa Ka Har Baar Nahi Hota.

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Q- a parrots sits on an elephant and the elephant died!! Prove how is this possible.? . . . . . . . Physics student: assume that elephant’s name is parrot & parrot’s name is elephant:d:p:) physics can prove anything

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Santa: Kal maine roket chhoda jo suraj se ja takraya. Banta: Fir kya hua? Santa: Meri boht pitayi hui, Banta: Wo kaise? Santa: Suraj ki mammi ne muje pita..

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1 Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Kamal Ka Phool Diya Ladki Ne Usse Zordar Tamacha Lagaya. Ladke Ne Pucha Q Main To Bjp Ka Prchar Kar Raha Tha. Ladki-aur Main Congress Ka.

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Mallika Sherawat Taxi Driver Se- Air Port chaloge? Driver- Ji haan chalunga. Malika- Kya loge ? Driver- Gareeb aadmi hoon behanji, paise hi dijiyega.

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Pappu ki hui master se ladai… Master ne ki pappu ki pitai… Pappu ka garam hua khoon. gaya kabristan aur master ka photo taang kar likh diya. “COMING SOON”

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Apni girlfriend Ke Sath Date Pe Ho, Par Chahte Ho Ki Khaane Peene Mein Faltu Ka Kharcha Na Ho To Us Se Puchho: Kya Khaayegi Moti? Thodi Si Gaaliyan Milengi Par Kasam Se Paise Jaroor Bach Jayenge

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Dear Meri Wali, Jaha Kahi b Ho.. Aaj Vrat mat karna.. Meri umar se jyada jaruri teri sehat hai. ... Yours.. Woh..:) Happy Karvachoth !!

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Never Say I Failed 99 Times, Say I Discovered 99Ways Which Causes Failure -Thomas Edison Moral:Besharm Ho Jana But Apni Galti Mat Maan na

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Wife 2 her husband:- talak ke baad baccha mera hoga. pati- nhi baccha me rakhunga. wife-wah re hero DHUDH mera HANDI meri jara so JAMAN kya dal diya sara DAHI tera ho gaya.

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Teachar Ne Ek Din Time Pass Karne Ke Liye Class Mein Sawal Puchha Teacher: “School Aur Girls College Mein Kya Difference Hai?” Pappu: “School Ke Bahar Gadi Dheere Chalaye Ka Board Laga Hota Hai, Jabki Girls College Ke Samne Nahi” Teacher: “Baat To Sahi Hai, Par Ab Ye Bhi Batao Aisa Kyu Hota Hai?” Pappu: “Jarurat Hi Nahi Hai, Kyunki Acchi-Acchi Gadiya Bhi Girls College Ke Samne Se Dheere Hokar Nikalti Hai“

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