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  • Teacher: Sher Ka Pinjra Khula Reh Jaae To Kya Ho Sakta Hai.? . Santa: Sir, Very Simple Sher Chori Ho Sakta Hai..!! Keep Smiling.... :-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • boy.. i l u grl.. ok me 2 boy.. what yaar . why u love me. grl.. ur ??? is vry cute. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha boy.. o no.. . . . . . . .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha. Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Santa:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. :- Wery bad
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gulaami do tarah ki hoti hai.. ek raaza ki ... dusri wife ki ... To ab raaza ki to rhi ni... -. . . . . . . . . . . aap kiski krte ho??????
    • 10 years ago



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  • Guru-Kamine Dost Se Bach K Raho Boy-Par Kamine Dost Ka Pata Kaise Chalega Guru-Sare Dosto Ko Msg Karo, Jo Reply Na De Samajh Lo Wahi Kamina Hai. Sory fr aap mat samjhna kyunki aap to karte ho
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक खूबसूरत लडकी बस स्टैंड पर खडी थी | एक नौजवान बोला- चांद तो रात में निकलता हैं , आज दिन में कैसे निकल आया ? लडकी बोली - अरे उल्लू तो रात को बोलता था , आज दिन में कैसे बोल रहा हैं |
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: For u and ur parents.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl’s father- Main nahi chahta ki meri beti Apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k sath guzare. Boyfriend- Bus, isiliye main use Yaha se le jane aya hun
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Mendhak pandit ke pas gaya or Apna future pucha. Pandit-Tujhe 1 Ladki milegi or Tera Dil le jayegi.! Mendhak khushi se-Wo milegi kaha? . . . Pandit-BIOLOGY- LAB me.
    • 10 years ago



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  • किडनैपर: तेरी बीवी मेरे कब्जे में है, सबूत के तौर पर दो अंगुली भेज रहा हूं. संता: सबूत पक्का नहीं है, मुंडी भेज मुंडी.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife (seeing stars): btao wo kaun si chiz hai, jo tum roz dekh sakte ho par tod nahi sakte.? . . . . Husband: nahi mai nahi btaunga. . . . . Wife(smiling): nahi btao na plz. . . . . . Husband : Tera muh ...xd :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lipstick Lgana LARKiYON Ki Beauty Hy. Wah Wah . . . . Lipstick Lgana LARKiYON Ki Beauty Hy, . . . . Usy Taste Karna LARKO Ki Duty Hy wah wah wah... :DDDD
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tum paas aae Yun muskuraye Apne 32 dant Mujko dikhaye Dekh ke mera dil Phoot Phoot ke rota hai * * Yaar tumse BRUSH bhi Theek se nahi hota hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Light Ki Gair Maujudgi Me Ghalib Farmaate hai: Yu Hi Andhere Me Apna Khada Kar k Soye Hue The Ghalib, Koi haramkhor Mombatti Samaj k Machis Laga Gaya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • G.f. To b.f. . . . . . . darling do u knw handsome nd smart boys always get stupid girlfriend . . . . . . . B.f.-thanx for compliment ;)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boss nokrani se: tujh men begam se ziada maza he. Nokrani: lekn sahab ji is mehal ke sare nokar kehte hen k tujhse begam men ziada maza he.iii
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Hand on pen other on phone 1 Ear on Lecture Other on Gossip 1 Eye on Board Other on Lover Kaun Bolta hai Student Life is Easy ? Actually studentsa are very busy
    • 10 years ago



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