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  • Ek ladke ne jockey ka underwear kharida. 2 din bad woh gaon chala gaya. Waha usne apni dhoti upar karke sabko dikhaya. Baad mein ghar pahuncha toh pata chala ki underwear toh chair par para tha!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kirayedar:-bhai sahab apne ye kaisa makan mujhe kiraye per diya, yaha to chuhe hi dodte rahte hai. . . . Makan malik:-to kya itne kum kiraye me aap ghode ki race dekhna chahte hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Car ki nilami ho rhi thi 1lakh,2la,3la GOLU shocked-Is khatare me aisa kya h Seler-Iske 10 acidnts hue h & hr bar sirf Bv mari h GOLU:6 Lakh
    • 10 years ago



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  • Baap ki aulad hai toh neeche dekh . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Maa ki aulad hai toh upar dekh
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ram aur Raavan bada serious yudh kar rahe the. Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peechay kisi ko khada dekha. Raavan: Chal yaar bye. Ram: Kya hua? Raavan: Nahi yaar bas bye, le sita ko leja. Ram: Arre hua kya, rukk to sahi. Ravan: Nahi yaar achha I am sorry,ok? Ram: Dost nahi hai.. Bata to sahi hua kya? Ravan: Kuch nahi bhai baat hi khatam. No tension No fikar, Ram:Nahi pehle bata please tuje meri kasam! Kya hua? Ravaan:Bas rehne de yaar,itni si baat pe tune Rajnikanth ko bula lia
    • 10 years ago



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  • Train mai aik husband apni wife say:Tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun, Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun, Samnay wala passenger: wao wao wao wao!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Saasu maa Apne 3 Damado ka pyar dekhne k liye dariya me kood gayi 1 damad ne bacha liya... . . Saas ne use Car di 2nd day fir kudi . . 2nd damad ne bachaya, to bike mili.. . . 3rd day fir kudi.. . . 3rd damad ne socha"Cycle hi reh gayi hai, kya fayda" Aur saas doob gayi Agle din us damad ko Mercedes mili Kaise..??? . . . . Sasur ne di... :-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक बच्चे ने दूसरे बच्चे से पूछा - क्या तुम चीनी भाषा पढ सकते हो ? दूसरे बच्चे ने कहा - हां , अगर वह हिंदी तथा अंग्रेजी में लिखी हो तो....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Beta: papa ye sms kise kahte hai or ye kiske kaam aata hai . . . papa: beta ye VIP log bhejte hai or hum jeshi KANJOO logo k padhne k kaam aata hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • બેંકનો નવો નિયમ :

    બેંકમાં બેઠેલી રૂપાળી:woman:‍:wrench: મેડમ સામું જોશો તો પણ

    150 રૂપિયા કાપી લેવાશે.
    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Whose friend request was not accepted By a girl on facebook.. . . . . . . . “Ek request hi bheji thi.. Koi rishta thodi bheja tha.. LUCCHHII”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein, Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge, Kisi aur ko mat batana, Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja rahe hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hey U Know Which Is The Best Day To ProposeA Girl… April 1 U Know Why?? If She Accept Its Your Luck Otherwise Just Tell April Fool
    • 10 years ago



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  • gabbar- aaj maine basnti ko nahate hue dekha. viru- kutte,kamine mai tera khun pi jaunga. gabbar- abe gadhe mai naha raha tha or bsanti ja rahi thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jab Mene "CIGARETTE" Pehli Bar Try Kiya, To Mein Apni Nazro Mein Gir Gayi Or Mene Cigarette Kabhi Na Pine Ka Faisla Kia Par Fir Jab Mene Unn Tamaam, Brands Banane Wali Factory K Mazdur, Unke Bwi Bachon K Bare Mein Socha To Meri Aankh Bhar Ayi Aur Uss Pal Faisla Kia Ki Ab Se; "I Will Smoke Regularly...b) Apne Liye To Sab Jite Hai, Hum To Garibo K Liye Pite Hai...;)=)):p
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar Trains Ke Naam Indian Actress Ke Naam Pe Hoti To Khabrein Aisi Hoti::: . . Aaj Bipasha Overload Ho Kar Gayi Hai. . Tabbu Ke Neeche Aake Ek Aadmi Khatam. . Accident Mein Mallika Ki Pichhli Bogey Tabaah Ho Gayi Hai. . Tez Raftaar Ki Wajah Se Kangana Patri Se Utar Gayi Hai. . Rakhi Pe Chadhne Waalo Ki Tadaad Mein Izaafa. . Rani Chalte Chalte Band Ho Gayi. . Vidya Ki Body Change Karne Ka Faisla. . KATRINA PAR GAIR KANUNI DHANG SE CHADHE HUE 7 AADMI "GIRAFTAAR...
    • 10 years ago



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  • School K Dino Me Pyar Hua Propose Kiya Letter De Kar Jawab Aaya Kitaab Me Chup Kar Kbi Mulakat Hui Hi Nahi Q K Kitab Kbi Hmne Chui Hi N
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu : Mom Aap ne mujse jhot bola:( Mom: Kb beta? . Pappu : Ap ne kaha k tmhri choti behn Pari hai Mom: Han hai . . . . . Pappu : To jab usy balcony se phenka to vo uudi q nai
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 log marne k bad swarag k darwaje par pahuche.. . 1st bola-mai pujari hu maine apki zindagi bhar sewa ki mujhe andar aane do. . God-next. . 2nd-mai doctor Hu. maine zindagi bhar logo ki sewa ki mujhe andar aane do. . God-next.. . 3rd-main shaadi shuda hoon. God-Bas kar pagle rulayega kya, chal andar aaja..: AWESOME
    • 10 years ago



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  • Behan Ki Friend Behan Hoti He Bhai Ka Friend Bhai Hota He To Wife Ki Friend Wife Kyu Nai Hoti Jago Grahak Jago Aur Dusre Ki Biwi Lekar Bhago
    • 10 years ago



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