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[BUDHE KI KAHANI PART 1] . Ek Gaon mein ek Budha-Budhi rehte the. Unke paas ek Bakra tha jo Gaon ki Bakriyon ka Game Karne ke kaam aata tha. Ek din Budha Ghar pe akela tha. Tabhi ek Ladka apni Bakri lekar aaya. Ladka: Taau, Apna Bakra toh le aa.....Bakri ka Game Karvana hai. Budha: Beta, Woh Bakra toh ab meri tarah Budha ho chuka hai.....Uske bas ka kuchh nahi hai Ladka: Taau....Tu Bakre ko laa toh sahi. Buddha Bakre ko lekar aaya. Uss Ladke ne paas mein padi Jhaadu

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Amitab: Kya Naam Hai Tumhara ? Ladka: Kamjor Kapoor. Amitab: Ye Kaisa Naam Hai ? Ladka: Job Shakti Kapoor Naam Ho Sakta Hai, Kamjor Kapoor Q Nahi Ho Sakta..

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**MADE FOR SIR SACHIN TENDULKAR ** . Tera Pitch Par Utarna.. Tera Dangerous Balls Par Brilliant Shots Khelna.. Tera Fantastic Footwork Ka Use Karna.. Nahi Bhoolunga Main.. JAB TAK HAI JAAN.... JAB TAK HAI JAAN.... *** Opponents Ko Pressure Mein Laana.. Teri Gentleman Ship Dikhana.. Tera Centuries Par Helmet Aur Bat Uthane Se.. Mohabbat Karunga Main... JAB TAK HAI JAAN... JAB TAK HAI JAAN...!!! :

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Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor, and a matter of survival for a married man.

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पानी आने की बात करते हो; दिल जलाने की बात करते हो; चार दिन से मुंह नहीं धोया; तुम नहाने की बात करते हो।

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Ek boy roz bus k darvaze mein khada hoke traval kar raha hota hein. Bus survant : tu roz darvazein mein kadha rehta hein, Tera baap kahin pe choukidar tha kya? Boy replays : tu roz paise mangta hein to, tera baap pehle bhikari tha kya...!

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Ek Aurat Ek Bhikhari se-Maine Tumhe Pehle Kahi To Dekha Hai? . Bhikhari-Kya Memsaab, Kal Hi To FACEBOOK pe CHAT Kiya Tha Mere Saath

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Aik fauji afsar sardar recruit sey, ”agar maidan mein tumharey pass gholiyan khatam ho jayein to tum kya karo ghey?” “Janab mein awazein nikaloon gha Dhishkoon,DishkooN”

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Machchhar Ka Bachcha Paheli Baar Uda. Jab Wapis Aaya To Baap Ne Pucha, Kaisa Laga? Machchhar- bahut Achchha,jaha Bhi Gaya Log Taliya Baja Rahe The ......

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चीते की चाल :tiger2: बाज की नजर
और Student :sunglasses: Ki पढ़ाई :books:..
पर संदेह नहीं करते........

कभी भी Top :point_up: कर सकते हैं ,

सिर्फ मस्तानी :princess: बीच मे नहीं ,
आनी चाहिये........
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Sardar ki Beti-Papa kal Ghar me se 1 Member kam ho jayega. Nxt Day woh ladki ghar se bhag gai. Sardar-Ladki ne kaam to Galat kiya lekin thi jyotshi...

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SENSE OF RESPONSIBILITY GOLU Library Ja kar Pucta Hy Suicide Krne Ke Tarike ki Book Hy Librarian Usse Ghurke Puchhta Hai-Wapis Karne Kon Ayega?

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Na jane ki aapki yaad aati hai. Hontho per aapki hi baat aati hai. Baithe hai jab bhi 2 pal akele mein. Yaad bas wahi pehli mulakat aati hai.

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भ्रष्टाचार मुक्त भारत . . और ..... . . टैग मुक्त फेसबुक ये सपना कब साकार होगा ....??

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:”:”:”:”:”: Ghor Kalyug Kaa Sbut :”:”:”:”:”: Boy -: Kya Mein Tumhare Hath Chum Skta Hu ?? Girl- Kyun..... Mere Hontho Par Jahar Laga Hai Kya ??

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yr old boy- "Dad I want 2marry." Dad- "whm?" Boy- "Grandma." Dad- "u cant marry my mother." Boy- "Den y did U marry my mother....?":(

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Khatarnaak Dosti: Main ghar der se pahuncha tho Dad ne pucha: "Kahan tha tu?" Maine kaha: "Friend k yahan tha." Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 doston ko call kiya. 4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle, Yahin par tha." 2 ne kaha: "Abhi just nikla hai." 3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, Padh raha hai, Phone du kya?" 1 ne tho hadh hi kar di, kaha: "Haan Papa bolo kya hua"...!!! (Ab bol "Har ek friend jaroori hota he" Saini g Star Alok Saini

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Sir: tense koi prokar student: 3 prokar sir , past tense , present tense , future tense , sir: good , example dao? student: kal apnar may propose korlam , aj valobasi , kal nea palabo sir: ke ????

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Santa roti ka 1 tukda khud kha raha tha aur 1 pass baithi murgi ko khila raha tha... Banta: "Ye kya kar raha hai?" Santa- "Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu. Shravan chal rahe hain na...

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Bv: Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the! Husband: Ab waqt badal gaya hy Bv: Phir b -JAANI- koi sher kehdo! Husband: lo sunO Jane jigar janeman 90 kilo tera wazan Tu jo gir jaye mujh par Mar jaonga me sanam:-)

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