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  • dil ke 4 hisse hai 1 mom 2 dad 3 god 4 love or friends ke liye???????? Sorry dosto ke liye koi jagah nhi hai kyoki bo to heart hotr hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aashiqui 3 Song Tu hi yeh mujhko bta de facebook chalau main ya naa. . . Apne tu ghar ka pata de, aaau main yaa naaa. . . Apna tu phone number bta de, Call lagau main yaa naaaaaaaa. . . Khaana tu rakh de paka ke, khau main yaaa na. . Itna bata de mujhko kab milne aau tujhko... . Ab hota nhi intizaaaar tu hi ye mjhko bata de koi dusri patau main yaa naaaaaa. Girls, i m wa8ing dusri ptau mei b ya na ?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Baap: Beta is bar exam main tujhy 90% lanay hain,kuch bhi kar Baita: nahi abba main to is bar 100% laonga. Baap: Kiyon mazak kar raha hai? Baita: shuru kisnay kia…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy : What is 143 . Girl : i love you Boy : no . Girl : i miss you Boy : no . Girl : i need you Boy : no . Girl : i kill you Boy : no . Girl : phir kya hai ? . . . . Boy : one hundred & forty three pehle jaa k numbers sikle gawar......!! Hahahahaha.......!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • छात्र ने इंजीनियरिंग का फॉर्म भरते हुए पास खड़े चौकीदार से पूछा: कैसा है ये कॉलेज? चौकीदार: बहुत बढ़िया, हमने यहीं से इंजीनियरिंग की हुई है।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kIya “I MissU” Bohat dair sochne k baad pathan ne jawab diya: “Ok, mujhe manzoor hai, “I Student U.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho… Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho… . . Kuchh nahin yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 pagal bakri pe beth ke ghum raha tha. 2 pagal- Tuje police pakdegi. 1 pagal-Kyu? 2 pagal- Helmet nhi pehna h. 1 pagal-Abe dekh 4 whiler h.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sabse himmat wala insan kaun hai..? ? ? ? ? ? ? Woh jo LOOSE MOTION me bhi GAS chodne ka risk leta hai.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife (seeing stars): btao wo kaun si chiz hai, jo tum roz dekh sakte ho par tod nahi sakte.? . . . . Husband: nahi mai nahi btaunga. . . . . Wife(smiling): nahi btao na plz. . . . . . Husband : Tera muh ... ..... :-D =))
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hum Chlormint Kyon Khaate He? Kyon Ki 5 STAR DAIRY MILK PERK KIT KAT Aur MUNCH 50 Paise Me Nhi Ate Hai! Ab Dubara Mat Puchna..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kaise "BhuLa "DeTe HaiN LoG "TeRi Is "KhuDai" Ko "Ya" "RaB HuMse To "TeRa "BaNaYa HuAa Ek "ShaKs "BhuLaYa" NaHi JaTa .."
    • 10 years ago



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  • Father to son: hey son! Why is your mother sitting so silent today?? . . . . Son: nothing dad.!!!! she asked forlipstick and i heard favistick. Father: god bless you my dear son..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu Ka Interview: Batao Wo Kaun Si Aurat Hain Jisko 1oo% Pata Hota Hain Ki Uska Husband Kaha Hain ? . . Pappu Ne Apna Khatarnak Dimag Lagaya Or Bola . . "Vidhwa Aurat"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki apne Boyfriend ko naraz karne ke baad SMS pe kaise manati hai..!! 1st Hour: Sorry 2nd Hour: Sorry plzz.. 3rd Hour: Plzz 1 baar baat karlo. 4th Hour: Plzz reply jaan… 5th Hour: Plzzz itna naraz mat ho.. 6th Hour: I’m sorry, I’ll die agar tumne baat nahi ki.. 7th Hour: Dafa ho, 100 ladke ghumte haitere jaise.. Sar pe hi chadha jaa rha hai, bhaad me jaa.. Boy: Sorry Dear, balance nahi tha. Girl: Ohh.. Its okkk love u jaan..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti. . . . Ladka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or Ko De Deta Hun . . . . . Ladki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti Abi Kaha Ho Tum ? , me aa rhi hu :-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Congratulations SMS na karne par Aapko MBA ki Degri di jati hai, MBA bole to MEMBAR OF BHIKARI ASSOCIATION Hasso mat.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kidnapper phone par: Teri biwi mere kabze mein hai. saboot ke taur par uski do ungliyan bhijwa di hain. Santa: Sabut pakka nahi hai, mundi bhej mundi...
    • 10 years ago



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  • WANTED PART-2 Salman- ek bar jo maine commitment kar di uske bad to mai... . . . . . Sirf Rajnikant ki hi sunta hu.;-)
    • 10 years ago



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