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  • Wife (seeing stars): btao wo kaun si chiz hai, jo tum roz dekh sakte ho par tod nahi sakte.? . . . . Husband: nahi mai nahi btaunga. . . . . Wife(smiling): nahi btao na plz. . . . . . Husband : Tera muh ... ..... =))
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: Mai kisi aur se shaadi kar rahi hu, Mujhe bhul jao.. . . . . . . . Boy: “Na tere aane ki kushi, Aur na tere jaane ka gham, Dusri patayenge tu ja behen, aaj se tera kissa khatam..”
    • 10 years ago



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  • HARD-DISK woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER. RAM woman: She forgets about you, the moment you TURN her off. INTERNET woman: Difficult to access. SERVER woman: Always busy when you need her. CD-ROM woman: She is always faster and faster. EMAIL woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense. VIRUS woman: Also called ?wife?; when you are not expecting her, she can cause system crash
    • 10 years ago



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  • Abhisek: meri Aishwrya ko baccha nhi hota kya karu? Akshay: Fruit do Sahrukh: Murgi ke ande do Govinda: Usko pyar do Imran hashmi: 1 moka mujhe do!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Matlabi ladki se acchii to meri cigrette he Dosto, Jo mere honto se apni zindgi shuru karti he or mere kadmo k niche apna dum tod deti he..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Newly Married Couple Biwi : Aaj tum udaas kyu ho? Husband : Meri Maa or Bahen alag ho gai hain. . . . . . . . Biwi : Koi baat nahin ab me aagai hun na, Tumhari Maa Bahen ek kar dungi ..... :p :O ;) hahahahahahahahahha.......
    • 10 years ago



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  • Koi apko Pagal Kahe To Dukhi Mat Hona Afsos Mat Karna Rona B Nhi Darna Bhi Mat Himmat Se Khade Ho Kar Puchna - - - - Tumhe kaise pata chala
    • 10 years ago



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  • Malkin: Kya hua tum 3 din kam pe nai aayi? Kamwali: Mene to Facebook pe update kiya tha ki mai gaon ja rai hu, Apke pati ne comment bhi diya tha "Miss u"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Breking News- Aishwarya ko Beta Hua hai, Shocking news- Dr. Kehte hai baccha bilkul Salman pe gya hai, Intrtsing news- Abishek ka kehna hai,no idea sir ji....!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Zamane ki har jannat apke naam ho, Zindagi ki har khushiya apke naam ho, Dil se dua hai apke liye, 2012 me hone wali shadiyo me apka bhi naam ho
    • 10 years ago



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  • Nokrani- Madam Aapke Bete Ne Macchar Kha Lia Madam- Toh Jaldi Se Docter Ko Bula Nokrani- Ab Darne Ki Koi Baat Nahi. Maine All Out! Pila Diya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Maine Apni life me bahut Dhoke khaye ha..! for example: . Apple Chiku Sabzi Angoor etc etc sab DHOKE hi khaye hai. aap bi DHOKE khaya karo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz he... Cycle aisi chalao jiska pahiya na ho . . Cycle aisi chalao jiska pahiya na ho. . . " " aur ladki aisi patao jiska bhaiya na ho...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar biwi k sath train me safar kar raha tha Rat ko biwi boli: Yeh admi mere blouse me hath dal raha hai. Srdr:Tu fikar na kar paise mere jeb me hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Aadmi Familly Planing Ke Liye Doctor Ke Clinic Pe Gaya. Clinic Ke Bahar Ek Board Laga Thha Jispar Likha Thha “Family Planning Ke Liye Kripya Piche Ka Rasta Istamal Kare” Ye Padd Kar Vo Aadmi Ghar Aa Gaya Aur Vakiye Hi Ab Sab Kuch Control Mein Hai :P :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: If A Tiger Attacks Your Mother In Law And Ur Wife At The Same Time, Whom Would U Save..? Santa: Ofcourse The Tiger, Very Few Are Left!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki Ne Ghar Se bhaag K Shadi Ki.. 5 din baad Wo Rote Hue Lauti.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Dad: "Ab Kyun aayi Ho ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . Ladki: Papa Wo BMW ka driver Nikla, Iphone bhi China Wala Tha..
    • 10 years ago



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