Arz Kiya Hai
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Khuda Bachaye Hame In Hasino Se
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Wah Wah.
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Khuda Bachaye Hame In Hasino Se...
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Are Wah Wah....!
Lenkin
Lekin...
In Hasino Ko Kaun Bachayega Ham Jaise..
Kaminooo Seyyy!!!:):d:
BoyFrnd on msg: Sweet heart Kya kr
Rai ho.......??
GirlFrnd: meri Tabiyat Kharab hai
Jaanu Sone Ja Rai Hu & U......??
Boyfrnd: Mai Cinema Hall me Tere
Piche baitha popcorn kha rha hu!!!
Meri Galtiyo Ko Wo Maaf Kar Deti
Hai..
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Bahut Gusse Me Hoti Hai ToBhi Pyar
Deti
Hai.
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Hotho Pe Uske Hmesha DuaHoti Hai.
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Aisi Sirf Aur Sirf “Maa” Hoti Hai..♥
Lady Teacher: Soch aur wahem mein kya
fark hai?
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Student: Aap mast item hai ye hamari
soch hai,
Aur hum abhi bacche hai ye aap ka
weham hai.
By :
Nitish
Modern Basanti
Veeru:" Basanti In Kutto Ke Samne Mat Nachna,
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Basanti:" Xcuse Me,
Who The Hell Do Uthink You Are
To Order Me Like This,
U Stupid Guy Using Abusive Language,
U Bloody Fool Hanging In The Rusty,
Chain With So Obnoxioussmell
Coming From Body,
You Keep Ur Mouth Shut, Nonsense,
Hey Gabbar Play The Dj Man
Ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh
leta hai.
Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do Warna main
apke papa ko bata dunga.
Ladki: Le yaar tu bhi karle,
Bacha kafi try karta hai, Par wo height me kam reh jata hai,
Baccha pareshan ho kar.
Bhaad mein gayi duniyadari
Jo kam galat hai.. Wo galat hai.. Main to
bataunga!!
9. Paisa Fek Tamasaha Dekh:- Usse jaise hi dosti ho jaaye us par paisa kharch karna shuru kardo, chahe apne doston se paise udhaar magne padein, maang lo, aur kisi raaja ki tarah us par paisa udao, baad mein tumhara baaja bajega iski 100 taka zimmedari hamari.
Kabristan pe likhi touching line . . . . . Mai kisi ko kiya ko kiya ilzaam do apni maut ka a dosto yaha to satane wale b apne the aur dafnaane wale bhe apne the
“ Tu chand mange me chand
dedu, tu raat mange me raat
dedu, tu dil mange me dil
dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas
yaar Bhik mangneki bhi ek
limit hoti hai.. ”
little cute girl went 2
shop-jab me badi ho
jaungi mujse shadi
kroge shopkeeper
smilng-ha kar lunga
girl-to apni hone wali
wife ko 1 choclate b
nahi doge???
Don ka Intezar saarie colleg ki ladkiyan kr rhie hen,
lekin don ka aana muskil hie nhi namunkin h,
Kyunki DON
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High School mea fail ho gaya h..
ha aha hha aha aha aha aha ah Saini g Star alok Saini
Kinna karda C pyar taiNu
tu puchya Naa iK vaaR vi
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BharO attitude Dikhande rHe
Andro kardi pyar C
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Assi ve naa keH sake
Bin tere ve naa reh sake
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Seedpur vich ee Bethya Ankit
Tere Jawab laiye
Haan kardi
nhi te bhut kuttu 4 saal kharab karte tu
join me on fb search ankit seedpur
Aik pathan nay oxford university ko top kia…
Media…!!
Khan shab ap nay oxford university ko top kia hai ap is kay bad kia karna chahtay ho…????
Pathan josh sey bola hamara bachpan sey yeh khawaish tha kay hum Lunda kholain gay…
Ek baar jo gale lag kar roney diya hoota,
Hum ne bhi koi pal?MUHABBAT? ka ji lia hota,
Toot k bikhar jatay us k?QADMON? main,
Uski sansoon ne mera ?NAAM?to liya hota
Ek Ladke Ko Girls Hostel Mein Naukri
Mil Gayi.
Do Mahine Baad Hostel Ki Warden Ne
Use Bulakar Kaha.
Warden: “Tum Apni Salary Nahi Lene
Aaye?”
Ladka Chikhte Hue Bola: “Kyaaaaaa?,
Salary Bhi Milegi?
Aapki dosti ko hum nibhayenge.
Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge par.
Par man jana manane se.
Warna
raat ko aayenge aur bori me bar kar kahi dur fak aayenge.
Rahul