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  • Teachr: konsa parinda sab se tez udta hai? Boy: hathi teachr: nalayak, tere dady kya karrte hai? Boy: Ahemdabad ke don hai teachr: shabash hathi sahi jawab hai
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • old hai per mast hi School bus mein driver k peeche betha pappu khud se batain kar raha tha...!!! agar meri maa haathni aur baap hathi hota to main ek chota hathi hota ..hahaha.. agar maa chirya aur baap chira hota to main 1 chira hota...hahaha.... agar maa sherni aur baap sher hota to main chota sher hota...Hahaha... Driver ko ghussa aa gaya: aur bola agar teri maa kamini aur baap kanjar hota to tu kia hota....? PAPPU: phir main bus driver hota... thoko Like pappu k liye
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Wife : Oji sunte ho, Ghar me Namak khatam ho gaya hai, Ab mai kya dalu? Husband : Teri Dimag to hai hi nahi, Naya "Colgate active salt" dal de usme namak hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Shayri Likhna Koi Masti Nhi, Shayri Karna Koi Sasti Nhi, Jo Ladki Humare Samne Hasti Nhi, Samjho Ke Wo Daily Brush Karti Nhi.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • 1 Shaitan Bache Ne Budiya K Pas Phtaka Rkh Diya Log Chilaye="Budiya Pataka H Budiya Ptaka H Wo Shrma Kr Boli=Dhatt! Wo To Me Jawani Me Thi
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Hum Chlormint Kyon Khaate He? Kyon Ki 5 STAR DAIRY MILK PERK KIT KAT Aur MUNCH 50 Paise Me Nhi Ate Hai! Ab Dubara Mat Puchna..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?" circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar kar dekho, ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • NEWTON’S LAWs:
    A Cow Was Walking, Newton Stopped It..He Stopped,,
    He Found His 1st Law..
    “An Object Continues To Move Unless It Stops”
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    He Gave A Force By Kicking The Cow
    It Gave A Sound
    He Formulated The 2nd Law..
    “Force,F=MA”
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    After Sometimes Cow Gave A Kick To Newton,,
    Then He Formulated 3rd Law..
    “Every Action Has An Equal And Opposite Reaction”
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : English Jokes , Funny Jokes
  • 2 lover Apple kha rahe the. Ankho me ankhe daal ke.! Ladki: tum itna ghur kyo raheho Ladka: Thoda thoda kha BHUKHD 150/- RS kilo hai
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • 1 bar 1 saas ne 1 aadmi ko uski, bahu ke sath s*x karte hua dekha, per us ne apne bete ya, kisi ko bhi nahi bataya bolo, kyu kyu ki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi. Ha...Ha...Ha...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • True feelings of boys : . . Jab ek ladki tumhe apna best friend banakar!!! Aapke kandhe par sir rakh kar roti hai na !!! . . . . . . . . . Toh ghanta samajh nahi aata ke kya sahi hai aur kya galat :D:-D.. Agree boys
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • आज अमेरिका की लड़किया लड़ाकू विमान चला रही हैं और

    हमारे देश कि लड़किया अभी तक ये पूछने में व्यस्त है की

    ” मेले बाबू ने खाना खाया ” :lips::kissing_heart:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • full Tufani joke : ...3 dost diwali ke baad......1st : mere papa 10000 ke patake laye hum ne 3 ghante tak patake bjaye.....2nd : mere papa 15000 ke patake laye humne 4 ghnte tak patake bajaye....3rd: mere papa ghar pe nhi the isliye mera bhai 5000 ka ek pataka laya hum dono ne subah tak bari bari use bajaya.....jo samajh gya like jarur kare
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Pappu ne"Live Radio Station"call ki : Hello.. ji ye Radio station hai ? RJ: ji Haan Pappu: Meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha hai ? R.J: Haan Pappu: Yani ghar mein jo meri behan Radio sunn rahi hai.. wo Bhi sun rahi hogi..? R.J (Ghusse me) : Haaan bai haan Pappu: Hello reshma Agar meri aawaz sun rahi hai.. toh jaldi se Motor chala de...! Main uper chhat par.. Toilet mein huu aur Paani khatam ho gaya hai aur tera phone switch off aa rha hai...!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • School ka wo last day jab sari ladkiya saree me aati hai. We all have a feeling ki ye bhi itni sunder hai. School dress me pata hi nahi chala yaar.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Sanaysi ne ladki ko br@ utarte dekha to:"he bhagwan meri ankhe band kar de" ankhe kholi ladki nangi thi uska khada ho gya to bola "hai bhagwan ab tu ankhe band kar le"
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Toffee Chabai Nahi Jati To ChocolateKha Liya Kro. Wah Wah Wah Larki Pasai Nahi Jati To Baji Bana Liya Karo. (‘,’) /) (/ _/ /_ Ab Bol Wah Wah..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hmare SMS Padh k Log Samajte H Ki Inko to Aadat H Paise Udane ki Par Wo PAGLE Kya Jane ki Ye B Ek Ada H KANJUSO Ko SHARM Dilane Ki
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • TITANIC kaise duba tha pata he...??? . GULUK GULUK GULUK DUBUK DUBUK Pooooonng Bulubulubulu Poochuk..! Ab hnso mt yar, Its a sad story... ----------------
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes