Tumhari Saalgirah Pe Jaana Kia Bhejoon,
Apni Jaan Bhejoon Keh Apna Dil Bhejoon,
Phir Soochta Hoon Jaana Kion Na,
Tumhare Liye Kee Hui Shopping Ka Bill Bhejoon.
Yeh jo aag dil me lagi hai use zamane me laga dunga....
Unki doli jo uthi toh .
Toh ?
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Toh?
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Toh?
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Toh ? Kuch nhi..
HANDSUM hu, dusri pata lunga.
Aaj Ni Chokri O Ne Ekj Problem,
Dhoti Vala Gamta Nathi,
Jeans Vala Sara Hota Nati,
NRI Malta Nathi,
Ane “Mara” Jeva Sidha Chokrao Prem Ma Padta Nathi..
Ek aap hai jo itne Achay hai
Ek aap hai jo itne Sachay hai
Ek aap hai jo itne Sundar hai
Ek aap hai jo itne Caring hai
Aur ek hum hai
jo Jhoot pe Jhoot bole ja rahe hai.
Net Banking Ke Liye Santa Ne Password Banaya,
Ram Sita Laksman Hanuman Dehli Spiderman,
Banta :-
Yaar Itna Lamba Password Kyu Banaya,
Santa:-
Yaar Bank Wale Kahte Hain Ki,
Password Mein 5 Carrector 1 Capital,
Aur 1 Special Carractor Hona Chahiye…
Tum Kya Chale Gaye,
Baag Se Titliya Chali Gayi
Phool Murjha Gaye
Patte Jal Kar Raakh Hue…
Ab Aur Mat Satao
Garden Mein Paani Dena Hai
Kaam Par Jaldi Aao…
Wo ishq to karti hai par janon nahi karti.
Wo katal to karti hai par khon nahi karti.
Eis kadar kanjoos hai meri chahne wali
Mis call to karti hai phon nahi karta…
Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar Unki Tasveer Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,
Wah Wah…
Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar Unki Tasvir Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,
Aur Har Ghadi Unka Didar Ho Isliye Julab Ki Goli Kha Rakhi Hai…