Funny Shayari SMS

Sita ke banwas me bahut badi seekh He... . Sita ke banwas me bahut badi seekh He... . . . . Ghar me 3-3 SAAS ho to, Phir JUNGLE hi theek hai.

8 years ago

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Na janne kab koi taara toot jaaye. na janne kab koi annsoo aankh se choot jaaye. kuch pal hamare sath bhi hass lo na jaane kab tumhare daant toot jaaye..

8 years ago

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Tum Kya Chale Gaye, Baag Se Titliya Chali Gayi Phool Murjha Gaye Patte Jal Kar Raakh Hue… Ab Aur Mat Satao Garden Mein Paani Dena Hai Kaam Par Jaldi Aao…

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Zindgi ke safar ko lafzo mein piroya hai, Apni har gazal ko dard mein bhigoya hai, plz aaj wah wah na kehna, kyun ki aaj fir ye dil kisi ki yaad mein roya hai

8 years ago

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Devu che Dil maru Daan Ma.. Wah.. wah.. wah.. Devu che Dil maru Daan Ma.. Wah.. wah.. wah.. Devu che Dil maru Daan Ma... Che Koi "Maal" tamara Dhyan Ma..??

8 years ago

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Aye Maut Tujhe Gale Lagana Chahta Hun. Kitni Wafa Hai Tujhme Aazmana Chahta Hun. Logon Ne Bahut Rulaya Hai Mujhe. Tere Sath Mile To Logo Ko Rulana Chahta Hun.

8 years ago

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Ek dukhi girlfriend ne, apne boyfrnd ke liye, shayari likhi... . . Phoolo ka raja, Baharo ka shahzada. . . Dil tor kar chala gaya.. KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA.. ;-)

8 years ago

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Nazre mile to ushe izhar kehte hai, neend na aaye to ushe pyar kehte hai, smile de de to ushe ikrar kehte hai, or jo in sab jhamelo na padhe ushe samajdar kehte hai.

8 years ago

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कमजोर दिल वाले ईसे ना पढें…. खतरनाक शायरी खिडकी से देखा तो रस्ते पे कोई नही था खिडकी से देखा तो रस्ते पे कोई नही था वाह वाह फिर रस्ते पे जाके देखा तो खिडकी मै कोई नही था

8 years ago

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Chor Pkdvanu Machin Shodhayu... U.S.A Ma 1 Divas Ma 15 Chor Pkdya, . Rashiya Ma 20, . Chin Ma 30, . India Ma 1 Klak Ma To Machin Choray Gyu....!!!

8 years ago

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Arz kiya Hai... Khushi Wo Chiz Hai Jis se GUm bhulaya Jata Hai . Aur . Gum wo chiz Hai mere dost . jis se . . . . lifafa chipkaya jata Hai

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Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hen Dor.. . Wah Wah, . . Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hen dor.. . . . . Wo Question Exam me ate hen Zaror...

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Shaadi ke baad cigratee chhod dunga, shaddi ke baad sharab chhod dunga, subh tak naasha na utre to ye nahi kehna, shaadi ke baad tumhe chhod dunga.

8 years ago

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Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega, Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega, Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo, Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega???

8 years ago

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Na janne kab koi taara toot jaaye. na janne kab koi annsoo aankh se choot jaaye. kuch pal hamare sath bhi hass lo na jaane kab tumhare daant toot jaaye..

8 years ago

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Prem to amare pan karvo hato, pan vaat khas thai nahi, tajmahal to amare pan bhandvo hato, pan afsoss ke loan pas thai nahi..!

8 years ago

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Pani Aane Ki Baat Karte Ho, Dil Jalane Ki Baat Karte Ho, Char Din Se Muh Nahi Dhoya, Tum Nahane Ki Baat Karte Ho….

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Jailer – Suna hain tum Shayar ho Kuch sunao yaar . . . . Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari Jis din jamanat huyi zindagi khatam tumhari”

8 years ago

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Girl – Jante Ho Tum Ladke Kyon Bal Katbate Ho? Boy – Batao? Girl – Taki Badtmiji Karne Par Koi Ladki Bal Pakad Kar N Mare Boy – Janti Ho Tum Ladkiyon Ke Bal Kyon Bade Hote Hain? Girl – Its Natural! Boy – Nhi, Balki Eshliye Taki Juyein Ushme Jhula Jhul Shake… :D

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Ghantu Ko Vodafone Mein Operator Ki Job Mil Gayi, Magar Pehle Din Hi Use Unhone Bahut Mara Aur Nikal Diya Cause First Caller: Mera Vodafone Ka Sim Kharab Ho Gaya Hai! Ghantu: To Pagal Airtel Ka Le Le…

8 years ago

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