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  • Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya.. Gor frmaiye.. Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya.... ACP tha toilet me or Daya ne darwaja tod diya......
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dali Dali Par Nazar Dali Kisi Ne Is Par Dali Kisine Us Par Dali Maine Bhi Kisi P Nazar Dali Jis P Dali Uske BAAP Ne Uski Shadi Kahi Or Kr Dali
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pyara Sa Koi Sandesh Bhej Do. Dosti Ka Saccha Updesh Bhej Do. Agr Dosto Ko 1 SmS Nhi Bhej Skte To PLz Kisi Ko Apna Mobile Bech Do.
    • 10 years ago



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  • hm jante the ki tum hmse sirf nfrat hi krth thi.. phir b aye dil tumse diwano ki tarh pyr krta tha... jb tm udsh hti thi na tab hame bhi kush acha nahi lagta tha... jb tume khush dekha tha na to hme kitna khush hote the a said ham tumhe bta nhi sakte the... tm nafrat krti thi phir bhi..a dil tme paglo ki tarh pyr krta tha... socho...agr tm pyr krti to hm kya karte...!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dil diya tha mohabbat ki nishani samajh kar, Kambakht wo kha gayi BIRYANI samajh kar, Khoon-e-dil v na chhoda us zalim ne.Wo v pi gayi NIMBU PANI samajh kar.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Talab Ka Pani Sukh Jata Hai, Par Pani Sukhta Nahi Jheel Ka! Meri Janeman Yaad Rakhna Ki, Har Bimari Ke Dawa Hai ! Par Dawa Nahi Hai, GHAYAL Dil Ka!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Book khulte hi exam ka sama hota hai, aise mousam mai hi to dimag kharab hota hai. dimag ki baatein paper main nahi aati, ye fasana to mark sheet per bayan hota hai…..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Zindagi Ki Rahon Mein Jab Koi Mod Aaye, Vah, Vah, Irshaad, Irshaad, Zindagi Ki Rahon Mein Jab Koi Mod Aaye, Toh Toh Toh Give Indicator Blow Horn Aur Mud Jaaye….
    • 10 years ago



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  • ISHQ me Hum Huye Itne Pagal ki Humne Unki Zulfon k Saaye me rehne ki kasam kha dali Woh Nikli itni Bewafa ki usne apni Zulfen hi kata dali.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bottle chupa dena kafan me mere, shamshan me bhet kar piya karuga, khuda maangega jab hisaab mujhse, ek ek peg bana kar diya karuga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • STUDENT KE DARD KO UNIVERSITY KYA JANE COLLEGE KE RIVAZO KO PARENTS KYA JANE HOTI HAI KITNI TAQLEEF EK PAPER LIKHNE ME WOH PAPER CHECK KARNE WALE KYA JANE.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Sabji Lene Gaya, Sabji Wala Sabji Per Pani Chidak Raha Tha, Santa Intezar Karta Raha, Jab Kafi Der Ho Gayi To Bola, “Agar Inhe Hosh Aa Gaya Ho To Ek Kilo Tol Do”…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kaash koi exam ke rijalt ka insurance kara dete, To har exam ke pehle premium bhar dete, Paas hote to thik varna insurance claim to kar hi dete.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pyar ko zindgi ki BEARING kahte h career ko zindgi ki STERING khte h jaha machine ko smbhalte-2 Admi machine bn jata h use ENGINERING kahte he.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Har ilzam ka haqdar vo hame bana jati hai, har khata ki saza vo hume bata jaati hai, hum har baar khamosh rah jate hai, kyonki who har baar Raksha Bandhan ka darr dikha jaati hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shaadi Karne Waale, Kyon Kaath Mein Pair Fansaya, Bazaar Mein Doodh Bahut Tha, Kyu Bhains Khareed Laya, Nadan Hai Woh Jo Mohabbat Kiya Karte Hain, Hoshiyaar Hai Woh Jo Maje Liya Karte Hain, Jis Dil Se Tumhe Chaha Woh Dil Hamara Tha, Tumne Hamein Chaha Woh Dil Udhar Ka Tha…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Main ChandraMukhi Tu SurajMukhi Maine tujhse Dukhi Tu Mujhse Dukhi . To Fir ek kaam kar Bulding se Kud Ja . Tu B Sukhi Maine B sukhi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Barish Ka Mousam Bahut Tadpata Hai Unki Yaad Aati Hai Jinhe Dil Chahta Hai Lekin Wo Aayein Bhi To Kaise Na Unke Paas Rain Coat Hai Aur Na Chhata Hai…
    • 10 years ago



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  • PALKE YO AANKHO KI HIFAJAT HOTI HAI DHADKAN TO DIL KI AMMANAT HOTI HAI YE DOSTI KA RISTA V AJIB HOTA HAI KAVI CHAHAT TO KAVI SHIKAYAT HOTI HAI
    • 10 years ago



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