Na Ishq Kar Mare Yaar yeh Ladkiya Bahut Satati Hai, na Karna In Par Aitbaar yah Kharcha Bahut Karwati Hai,, recharge Tum Karwa Ke Dete Ho aur Number Mera Lagati Hai …
Thokar khakar gungunana hi ZINDEGI hai..
Gam pikar muskurana ZINDEGI hai...
1 ladki dhoka dey to koi baat nahin,
Sab kuch bhul kar dusri patana hi ZINDEGI hai..
Life Me Jisko Hota Hai Gum
Woh Pita Hai Rum, Ankhn E
Jiske Ho Tear Woh Pita Hai
Beer, Jisko Love Lagta Hai
Risky Woh Pita Gai Wisky,
To Piyo Wine Aur Maro Line.
Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,
apne boyfrnd ke liye,
shayari likhi...
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Phoolo ka raja,
Baharo ka shahzada.
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Dil tor kar chala gaya..
KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA.. ;-)
A Couple Had A Fight Whole Night…
Later Next Morning, Husband Offered A Glass Of Milk To His Wife.
Wife – You Are Sorry For Fighting With Me?
Husband – No… Today Is Nag Panchami,
Le Nagin Pee Le.
Shaadi Karne Waale,
Kyon Kaath Mein Pair Fansaya,
Bazaar Mein Doodh Bahut Tha,
Kyu Bhains Khareed Laya,
Nadan Hai Woh Jo Mohabbat Kiya Karte Hain,
Hoshiyaar Hai Woh Jo Maje Liya Karte Hain,
Jis Dil Se Tumhe Chaha Woh Dil Hamara Tha,
Tumne Hamein Chaha Woh Dil Udhar Ka Tha…
Tum Kya Chale Gaye,
Baag Se Titliya Chali Gayi
Phool Murjha Gaye
Patte Jal Kar Raakh Hue…
Ab Aur Mat Satao
Garden Mein Paani Dena Hai
Kaam Par Jaldi Aao…
Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai,
Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai,
Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti,
Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai.
Santa: Sabji Lene Gaya,
Sabji Wala Sabji Per Pani Chidak Raha Tha,
Santa Intezar Karta Raha, Jab Kafi Der Ho Gayi To Bola, “Agar Inhe Hosh Aa Gaya Ho To Ek Kilo Tol Do”…
PYAR VYAR to ek bahana hai,
Aankh mile na mile LIPS ko milana hai,
Yehi style hai sab ASHIQON ka,
kya kare yaar RAJ KAPUR ka nahi IMRAN HASHMI ka zamana hai!