Funny Shayari SMS

Aaj KaaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe Naaz Karti He, Wah wah... Aaj KaaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe Naaz Karti He, Grammer To Ata Nhi, Mgr English Me Baat Karti He??

8 years ago

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Sishe Se Shisha Takraaye Jo Bhi Ho Anjaam, Sishe Se Shisha Takraaye Jo Bhi Ho Anjaam, . . . . . . Jai Shri Ram Jai Ram Jai Jai Ram Jai Shri Ram Jai Ram Jai Jai Ram….

8 years ago

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Hum Jeete 1 Bar Hain Hum Marte Ek Baar Hain Pyar Bhi Ek Baar Hota Hai Aur Shadi Bhi Ek Bar Hi Hoti Hai Toh Fir Ye Saale Exams Bar-Bar Kyon?…

8 years ago

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Tajmhl ko dekh k bola Shahjaha ka pota Tajmhl ko dekh k bola Sahjaha ka pota Aj hmara b bank blnce hota agr buddha ishq me pagl n hota

8 years ago

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: अर्ज किया है...........
किसी को मोहब्बत में जुदाई ना मिले...वाह वाह..... वाह वाह.....
किसी को मोहब्बत में जुदाई ना मिले...वाह वाह..... वाह वाह.....
जो Group में मैसेज ना करे
उसे ठण्ड में रजाई ना मिले......
:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: :smile::smile::smile::joy::joy::joy:
Happy Winter

8 years ago

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Ek Waqt guzar jayega Shadi kr k koi tumse bandh diya jayega Abhi Bhi Waqt he Afair Kar Lo Kya pata kal Kis Namune Ko Tumhe Saupa Jayega.

8 years ago

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Maine dil se kaha, dhoond laana khushi Nasamajh laya gum, to yeh gum hi sahi, Maine dil se kaha dhoond laana khushi Bechaara kahan jaanta tha Khalish hai yeh kya khala hai Shehar bhar ki khushi se Yeh dard mera bhala hai Jashna yeh raaz na aaye Mazaa toh bas g

8 years ago

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PYAR VYAR to ek bahana hai, Aankh mile na mile LIPS ko milana hai, Yehi style hai sab ASHIQON ka, kya kare yaar RAJ KAPUR ka nahi IMRAN HASHMI ka zamana hai!

8 years ago

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Na ishq kar mare yaar yeh ladkiya bahut satati hai, na karna in par aitbaar yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,, recharge tum karwa ke dete ho aur number mera lagati hai …

8 years ago

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Agar "TITANIC" picture koi gujarati director banata to uska naam kya rakhta ? socho... socho... "Naavdi Dubi Gori Taara Gaam Ma"

8 years ago

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Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya.. Gor frmaiye.. Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya.... ACP tha toilet me or Daya ne darwaja tod diya......

8 years ago

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Zami Pe Suraj Ka Ishara Aaya Hai, Samundar ki Lehro ka kinara Aaya Hai, Aap kyu Gumsum Se Baithe Hai Ab to Muskuraiye, Apke Paas humara sms Aaya Hai.

8 years ago

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Bina make-up ke ladki khas lagti hai Make-up karle to bindas lagti hai Papa ke sath jaye to udas lagti hai Par jab jaye akeli to jhakas kagti hai.

8 years ago

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Aaj Tum Pe Aansuo Ki Barsat Hogi Fir Wahi Kadkti Kali Raat Hogi SMS Na Kar Ke Tune Dil Dukhaya Hai Mera Ja Tere Badan Mein Khujli Sari Raati Hogi

8 years ago

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Na Murge,Na Suraj Na Aarti Apni Sahar Utha De Jab Kowey Karne Lage Kayen Kayen Saheb Hindu Mulla Ki Dunia Se Nikala Ja Chuka Aap ‘Janumanu’ Pe Ye Tohmat Na Lagayen Saheb

8 years ago

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Teacher To Electronis Student: “Naade” Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain? Student: P.H.D. Teacher: Kya Matlab? Student: Pajama Holding Device. ;-)

8 years ago

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Ladkiya hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi?.. Ladkiya hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi?.. Badnasib hai woh ladkiya jinke nasib me hum nahi.

8 years ago

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Paani ko b Daaru bana date Aapke liye Royal Stag ka tub Bharwa dete kambakht Peete nhi aap hmare sath wrna Taj Mahal ko b Theka bana dete.

8 years ago

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Tum Ho Subah or Sham Ki Tarah, . Tum Ho Khushiyo Ke Paigam Ki Tarah, . TumKo Mene Kab Bhulaya, . Tum to Yad Rhte Ho Muje Mere Naam Ki Tarah.

8 years ago

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Ram Ne Sita Ko SMS Kiya, Dear Situ, What’s Up? Main Yaha Mast Hu And Hope Tu Bhi Good Hogi, Laxman Tujhe Miss Karta Hai… Yaar Tu Tension Na Le, Main Bahut Jaldi Tujhe Ravan Ke Yaha Se Le Jaunga. Maine BSNL Ka Sim Liya Hai, Aur Ravan Ka Number Free Karwa Liya Hai, Ravan Ko Maine Mobile Per Bahut Gaaliya Di, Saale Ne Ye Bol Ke Phone Kaat Diya Ki Battery Low Hai, Main Tujhe Micromax Ka 30 Days Battery Backup, Dual Sim Wala, Aur 8GB Ka Card Sad Song Bhar Ke Mr. Hanuman Ke Hath Bhej Raha Hun. Isme Net Surfing Bhi Hai… Ab Hum Tum Night Mein Calling Ke Maje Le Payenge, India Mein 3G Bhi Lauch Ho Chuka Hai, Ho Sake To Lanka Se Video Calling Ka Try Karna… Laxman Top-Up Card Lene Gaya Hai, Aur Haan Maine Vibhishan Ko Facebook Pe Add Kar Liya Hai. Lanka Mein Kya Ho Raha Hai, Wo Sab Status Update Kar Deta Hai, Chal Baad Mein Chat Karenge, Bye! Love You… Ram

8 years ago

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