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  • Na Ishq Kar Mare Yaar
    yeh Ladkiya Bahut Satati Hai,
    na Karna In Par Aitbaar
    yah Kharcha Bahut Karwati Hai,,
    recharge Tum Karwa Ke Dete Ho
    aur Number Mera Lagati Hai …
    • 9 years ago



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  • MUST READ: Arre Hame to apno ne luta tha... Gairo me kahan dum tha... Meri haddi wahan tuti jaha hospital band tha. mujhe us ABULANCE Me dala jiska petrol kum tha . Mujhe RIKSHE Me isliye bithaya kyuki uska kiraya kam tha.. Mujhe doctron ne uthaya. nursonme kaha dum tha.. Mujhe us bed pe litaya. Jiske neeche BOMB Tha... Mujhe bomb se udaaya, goli me kaha dum tha.. Aur COLLEGE Me Dafnaya Kyuki KABARISTAAN Me FUNCTION THA... Lol...!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • लड़की – बादल गरजे तो तेरी याद आती है सावन आने से तेरी याद आती है बारिश की बुंदों में तेरी याद आती है लड़का- पता है पता है तेरी छतरी मेरे पास पड़ी है लौटा दुंगा, मर मत….
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dil ke mehmaan ban jao, ankho ke armaan ban jao, . hontho ki muskan ban jao, . yeh sab bhi ban jana lekin, . pehle zara, . cartoon se, . insaan to ban jao.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Hamari yaad na aaye aisa hone nhi denge. Dost aap k jaisa khone nhi denge. Sharafat se contact me rehna, warna kaan k niche 2 marenge or rone bhi nhi denge !!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Arz kia hai.... Pyaar main jo kabhi pakde jaao... Pyaar main jo kabhi pakde jaao... Der na karo, Foran bhai bahan ban jaao...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Arz Hai.. Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji.. Wah Wah.. Ershad Ershad.. Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji.. Aur Nangu Pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki Marji! :P
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mosam Badla Thand Suru Ho Gai Apke Msg Ke Bina Zindagi Tang Ho Gai Kya Apke Inbox Me Msg Ki Kami Ho Gai Ya Fir Hamare Msg Padkr Bolti Bandh Ho Gai..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bottle chupa dena kafan me mere, shamshan me bhet kar piya karuga, khuda maangega jab hisaab mujhse, ek ek peg bana kar diya karuga.
    • 9 years ago



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  • SOHAIL teri ankho me Dard ka jo rang hai Wah wah SOHAIL teri ankho me dard ka jo rang hai Chai ki ye Umang hai Tarang Hi Tarang Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Khat Likhati Ho Gori Ya Likhati Ho Keetab, Likhna Aata Nahin Likhati Ho Behisaab, **** Maaf Karna Parmeshvar Yeh Bhool Hamari Hai, Puchhne Se Pata Chala Ke Woh Nirdhan Nari Hai..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Humari Baari Jab Aayi To Humse Doctor Bola Chalo Jaldi Dikhao, Aur Bhi Bimar Baithe Hain Jo Pehle Aaye The Lete Hain Kabristan Mein Jaakar Bache Hain Yahan Jo Do Char, Taiyaar Baithe Hain…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Katil Nigahon Se Bachta Raha, Kahin Pyaar Na Ho Jaye Bada Damdar Hai Dil Mera, Kahin Bekaar Na Ho Jaye Rab Ne Likhi Thi Jo Kismat Main Meri, Samne vo aayi Aesi Banke Andheri Boyfriend Ki Posting Pe, Hire Ho Gaya Hoon Aaj Kal Main Bhi "SHAYAR" Ho Gaya Hoon
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jab mene darwaja khola. To Apki Ankho me Aansu. Or chehre pe hasi thi. Sanso me Aahe Dil me bebasi thi. Pehle Q nahi bataya Darwaje me ungli phasi thi...
    • 9 years ago



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  • AaJ KaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe NaaZ Karti Hai.. Wah...wah... AaJ KaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe NaaZ Karti Hai.. . . . . . . . . . . Grammar to aata nahi Magar english mein baat karti hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Cute Se Bachhe Ko Dekh Kar, Ek Ladki Ne Us Ke Gaal Par, Kiss Kar Diya, Ladki :- I Am Sorry , Aap Ke Gaal Pe Lipstick Lag Gayi, Bachha :- It Is Ok Baby, Kuchh Achha Karne Se Agar, Daag Lagte Hain,Toh Daag Ache Hain…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Har dil me hai shirkat hamari, dil jeetna aadat hai hamari, kya hua jo call nahi karte, har mobile ke inbox me hukumat hai hamari.
    • 9 years ago



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