Funny Shayari SMS

2 meel Dur Se AGar Ho JaYe LaDKi Ka DiDar - WAH-WAH- - 2 MeeL Dur Se AGar Ho jaYe LaDKi Ka DiDar - ToH LuNa BHi aiSe BHaGe jaiSe KarizMa ZMR

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Yeh Kaisa Tera Pyar Hai Jaalim, Dil Na Raha, Sarkari Daftar Ban Gaya Hai, Na Koi Kam Karta Hai, Aur Na Hi, Kisi Ki Baat Sunta Hai…

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Devdas Ki Tarah Jaan Mat Do Yaaro Pyar Ko Laat Maro Meri Baat Mano Na Chandramukhi Na Paro Roz Raat Ek Strong Beer Maaro Aur Chain Se Zindagi Gujaro…

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Santa: Sabji Lene Gaya, Sabji Wala Sabji Per Pani Chidak Raha Tha, Santa Intezar Karta Raha, Jab Kafi Der Ho Gayi To Bola, “Agar Inhe Hosh Aa Gaya Ho To Ek Kilo Tol Do”…

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Use karte hain make-up ka dabba roz kyu Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain roz kyu Mummy, tum to kehthi thi Eid to kab ki gayi Phir padosan se gale milte hain papa roz kyu.

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Life Me Jisko Hota Hai Gum Woh Pita Hai Rum, Ankhn E Jiske Ho Tear Woh Pita Hai Beer, Jisko Love Lagta Hai Risky Woh Pita Gai Wisky, To Piyo Wine Aur Maro Line.

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Tum Khamosh Hm Preshan SE Q HE . Tum Ziddi Hm Nadan Se Q HE . Apki Dosti Hmari Dhdkan HE . Par Aap Ye JanKar V Anjan Se Q HE.

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Khatarnak shayari Teri dosti ne mujhe aisha pyasa banaya, Wah wah.. Teri dosti ne mujhe aisa pyasa banaya, Tu 2 minute ruk me pani pk aaya.

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Modern Funny Shayari - Arz hai.. Pink lips are the girls beauty, Wah Wah Pink lips are the girls beauty, Wah Wah And Kissing them is the Boys duty..

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Pyara Sa Koi Sandesh Bhej Do. Dosti Ka Saccha Updesh Bhej Do. Agr Dosto Ko 1 SmS Nhi Bhej Skte To PLz Kisi Ko Apna Mobile Bech Do.

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Arz hay, ki, Sharifo ki shrafat kam nahi hoti, sharifo ki sharafat kam nahi hoti. Karo sone ke 100 tukade, lakin, lakin sone keemat kam nahi hoti.

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Bindas Muskurao Kya Gam Hai,
Zindgi Me Tension Kisko Kam Hai,
Yaad Karne Wale To Bahut Hai Aapko,
Dil Se ‘Tang’ Karne Wale To Sirf Hum Hai.

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Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai, Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai, Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti, Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai.

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A Chinese Couple Mr. Hoyo & Mrs. Hoyo Had White Twin Babies They Named: 1. Jo Hoyo 2. So Hoyo Next Year They Had One Black Baby They Name, “Yo Ke Hoyo”!

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Haathi aur chinti ki shadi huyi dusre din hi haathi mar gaya chinti boli wah re allha ek din ka pyar diya aur sari umar Kabar Khodne ka kaam diya!

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(१) यारो के बिच याराना सिख गए ! थोरा सुर लगाया और तराना सिख गए !! सब कुछ ठीक था अपने जिंदगी में...! गलत तो तब हुआ जब दिल लगाना सिख गए !!

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Aye Maut Tujhe Gale Lagana Chahta Hun. Kitni Wafa Hai Tujhme Aazmana Chahta Hun. Logon Ne Bahut Rulaya Hai Mujhe. Tere Sath Mile To Logo Ko Rulana Chahta Hun.

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Arz hai.. unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte kutte hamare yaar ho gaye, wo to hamare na ho sake par hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye.

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Ek dukhi girlfriend ne, apne boyfrnd ke liye, shayari likhi... . . Phoolo ka raja, Baharo ka shahzada. . . Dil tor kar chala gaya.. KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA...;-)

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Girl – Jante Ho Tum Ladke Kyon Bal Katbate Ho? Boy – Batao? Girl – Taki Badtmiji Karne Par Koi Ladki Bal Pakad Kar N Mare Boy – Janti Ho Tum Ladkiyon Ke Bal Kyon Bade Hote Hain? Girl – Its Natural! Boy – Nhi, Balki Eshliye Taki Juyein Ushme Jhula Jhul Shake… :D

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