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  • Raja ko mili badi muskil se rani Wah.. Wah.. Raja ko mili badi muskil se rani. New maggi cup mania.. Just add garam pani and carry on jani..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Devanand k chere par aaj bhi chamk hai Wah wa devanand k chere par aaj bhi chamk ha Wah wah Kya aapke toothpaste me Namak hai?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Shaadi ke baad cigratee chhod dunga, shaddi ke baad sharab chhod dunga, subh tak naasha na utre to ye nahi kehna, shaadi ke baad tumhe chhod dunga.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Majnu Ko Laila SMS Nahi Aaya Majnu Ne Do Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya Majnu Marne Vala Tha Laila K Pyaar Me Laila Baithee Thee Sms Free Hojane Ke Intezar Me…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ishq Agr Bachpan Me Ho To Wajah Khas Chahiye Jawani Me Ho To Ehsas Chaiye Ab B Time H Jaldi KrLo Vrna Budhape Me Kroge To Chawnprash Chahiye
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bindas Muskurao Kya Gam Hai,
    Zindgi Me Tension Kisko Kam Hai,
    Yaad Karne Wale To Bahut Hai Aapko,
    Dil Se ‘Tang’ Karne Wale To Sirf Hum Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kaash koi exam ke rijalt ka insurance kara dete, To har exam ke pehle premium bhar dete, Paas hote to thik varna insurance claim to kar hi dete.
    • 9 years ago



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  • उसने हाथों पर मेहंदी लगा रखी थी;
    हमने भी अपनी बारात सजा रखी थी;
    क्यूंकि हमें मालूम था वो बेवफा निकलेगी;
    इसलिए हमने भी उसकी सहेली पटा रखी थी!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Judge – You are crossing the limits. Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge – How dare you call me saala? Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Haseena Per Nigaahe Thahri Thi, Uski Aankhe Jheel Se Bhi Gahri Thi, Thak Gaya Main Use I Love U Kahte Kahte, Phir Pata Chala Yaar Wo To Bahri Thi!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Na ishq kar mare yaar yeh ladkiya bahut satati hai, na karna in par aitbaar yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,, recharge tum karwa ke dete ho aur number mera lagati hai …
    • 9 years ago



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  • Arz kiya hai.... Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki Mail Aana Bund Hai? Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki Mail Aana Bund Hai? Aap hi humse naraz hain ya Outlook bund Hai !!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Javani aave to masti lage che, paranya pacchi te sasti lage che, teniyo aave to vasti lage che, ane pacchi to love letter pan pasti lage che...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Humne msg bhej ke jab-jab apko yad kiya aapne us sms ka na kabhi jawaab diya waise to sunday ko over time lagaane ki aadat nahi chalo fir bhi ye sunday apke naam kurbaan kiya.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Chaman se 1 bichhda hua gulab hu... . Mai khud apni tabahi ka jawab hu... . Yu nigahe na fero mujhse... . Nalayako..Main tumhari hi sangat me barbaad hu...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sahil Ki Geeli Ret Per Do Lover Baithe The Girlfriend Ne Ladke Ka Hath Pakad Ke Kaha Tum Bolte Kyu Nahi… Wo Muskura Diya Aur Ret Per Likha, Mere Moonh Mein Gutka Hai…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Na ishq kar mare yaar yeh ladkiya (girls) bahut satati hai, na karna in par aitbaar yah kharcha bahut karwati hai, recharge tum karwa ke dete ho aur number mera lagati hai..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bina make-up ke ladki khas lagti hai Make-up karle to bindas lagti hai Papa ke sath jaye to udas lagti hai Par jab jaye akeli to jhakas kagti hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Umar ki raah mein JAZBAAT badal jate hai, Waqt ki AAndhi me HALLAT badal jaate hai, Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke Record tod dun, Lekin kambhakt salary dekhte he KHAYAAL badal jaate hai..
    • 9 years ago



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