Funny Shayari SMS

Shayaro ki mehfil me baat chali ek deewane ki Din raat jalne wale ek pagal parwane ki Maine socha koi aur hoga ye sirfira Dekha to ungli meri taraf uthi zamane ki

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Sita ke banwas me bahut badi seekh He... . Sita ke banwas me bahut badi seekh He... . . . . Ghar me 3-3 SAAS ho to, Phir JUNGLE hi theek hai.

8 years ago

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Use karte hain make-up ka dabba roz kyu Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain roz kyu Mummy, tum to kehthi thi Eid to kab ki gayi Phir padosan se gale milte hain papa roz kyu.

8 years ago

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Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ... . . Waah! Waah! . . Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ... . . Waah! Waah! . . . Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii .. !!

8 years ago

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Ye jo ladkiyo ke gaal hote h, ladko ko phasane vale jaal hote h, chuse leti hai khoon jigar ka, tabi to hont unke laal hote he.

8 years ago

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Barish Ka Mousam Bahut Tadpata Hai Unki Yaad Aati Hai Jinhe Dil Chahta Hai Lekin Wo Aayein Bhi To Kaise Na Unke Paas Rain Coat Hai Aur Na Chhata Hai…

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AAJ KAL TUM MUSHKURATI BAHUT HO, MERE DIL KO BHAATI BAHUT HO, DIL KEHTA HAI LE JAAUN TUMHEN DINNER PE, PAR SUNA HAI TUM KHAATI BAHUT HO!

8 years ago

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Apne ishq ka usne is tarah izhaar kiya ........ Apne ishq ka usne is tarah izhaar kiya. Pehle fax kiya phir e-mail kiya phir chat kiya !!!

8 years ago

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Tumhaari Yaad Dil Se Jaane Nahin Denge,
Tumhaare Jaisa Dost Khone Bhi Nahin Denge,
Roz Sharafat Se Sms Kiya Karo Warna ……,
Ek Kaan K Neeche Denge Or Rone Bhi Nahin Denge…

8 years ago

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"USs BeWaFa Ka PiCHa KiYa MaiNe GaLi GaLi "USs BeWaFa Ka PiCHa KiYa MaiNe GaLi GaLi Fir MuZe LoGo Ne BaTaYa BeTa "ANARKALI DISCO CHALI"

8 years ago

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Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai, Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai, Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti, Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai.

8 years ago

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Arz Kiya Hai Ki... . Gam Hai,, Tanhai Hai.. Dard Hai,, Ruswai Hai.. Zaalim Tu Bhi To Kabhi Sms Kiya Kar, . Meri Kya Govrnment Ne Duty Lagayi Hai.;-);-)

8 years ago

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Khat Likhati Ho Gori Ya Likhati Ho Keetab, Likhna Aata Nahin Likhati Ho Behisaab, **** Maaf Karna Parmeshvar Yeh Bhool Hamari Hai, Puchhne Se Pata Chala Ke Woh Nirdhan Nari Hai..

8 years ago

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Teri haasi p me sari jawani luta dunga, . Wah . Teri haasi p me sari jawani luta dunga, . VAHI RUK JAAO. warna me goli chala dunga.

8 years ago

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4 Ghante GF ka Wait krne k bad Ladke ne Arz kia. Intihaan ho gyi Intezaar ki. Maa kI Aaaankhh aise Pyaar ki.!

8 years ago

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Hamari yaad na aaye aisa hone nhi denge. Dost aap k jaisa khone nhi denge. Sharafat se contact me rehna, warna kaan k niche 2 marenge or rone bhi nhi denge !!

8 years ago

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Haathi aur chinti ki shadi huyi dusre din hi haathi mar gaya chinti boli wah re allha ek din ka pyar diya aur sari umar Kabar Khodne ka kaam diya!

8 years ago

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CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati Wah-Wah CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati!

8 years ago

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Arz hai.. unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte kutte hamare yaar ho gaye, wo to hamare na ho sake par hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye.

8 years ago

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Arz kia he.. Suhagrat he Ghunghat utha rha hu Wah wah Suhagrat he Ghunghat utha rha hu Arey ye to koi or he Mai Mummy ko bula rha hu...

8 years ago

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