Sishe Se Shisha Takraaye Jo Bhi Ho Anjaam,
Sishe Se Shisha Takraaye Jo Bhi Ho Anjaam,
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Jai Shri Ram Jai Ram Jai Jai Ram
Jai Shri Ram Jai Ram Jai Jai Ram….
gujarte hai meri saaso me tera naam
aaj bhi, dhalti hai tere intezar me
meri shaam aaj bhi, tujko mujh se
bichde zamana ho gaya, magar hoti
hai tere naam se meri pahchan aaj
bhi
DIL se DIL laga ke dekho,
Meri yaadon ko apne dil mein basa ke dekho,
SMS ki jagah CALL bhi karenge,
bas ek bar mere mobile ka bill chuka ke toh dekho..
Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,
apne boyfrnd ke liye,
shayari likhi...
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Phoolo ka raja,
Baharo ka shahzada.
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Dil tor kar chala gaya..
KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA.
Hamara Ishq Tha Hi Itna Saccha, ki Scooter Par Lagta Hi Tha Accha, Jab Milne Unse Jati Thi, To Scooter Par Hi Sapno Ka Ghar Banati Thi, Sara Din Delhi Ki Roads Par Scooter Chalta Tha, aur Hamara Ishq Us Scooter Par Hi Chalta Tha. Magar Un Pyari Batoon Mein Hum Iss Kadar Kho Jate They, Ki Red Light Ko Bhi Paar Kar Jate They, Fir Aashiqui Mein Chaalan Ho Jata Tha, Jo Thode Bahut Paise Hote They, wo Bhi Traffic Police Wala Le Jata Tha. Isliye Dosto Agar GF Ko Ghoomane Jayo To Driving Licence Apni Jeb Mein Jaroor Le Jayo…
Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun,
Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana..
Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko
Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana :-P
One Boy To Waiter: Hum Yahan Nahi Rahenge, Humare Paise Wapis Karo,
Itna Chhota Kamra Aur Bas Ek Stool,
Tumne Hume Bewkoof Samajh Rakha Hai Kya?
Waiter: Sir, Kamrey Mein To Chaliye Ye Lift Hai…
Dosti karo BSNL wali se, . . . Pyaar karo IDEA wali se, . . . Baat karo VODAFONE wali se, . . . Ankhe ladao AIRTEL wali se, . . . Par shaadi karo bina mobile wali se...