Funny Shayari SMS

Tum haseen ho to hum bhi kuch kam nahi Tum mehlo ki ho to hum bhi sadko ke nahi Pyaar kar ke kehti ho ke shaadi shuda hoon Kaan khol kar sun lo Kunware hum bhi nahi.

8 years ago

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Maana K Majburi Thi; Faasla Bahut Tha Bahut Duri Thi; Kabhi Sochte Hai Bewafa Hai Wo; Kabhi Sochte Hai Hamari Lakeere Hi Adhuri Thi..

8 years ago

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Pyar ko zindgi ki BEARING kahte h career ko zindgi ki STERING khte h jaha machine ko smbhalte-2 Admi machine bn jata h use ENGINERING kahte he.

8 years ago

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Arz kiya hai.... Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki Mail Aana Bund Hai? Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki Mail Aana Bund Hai? Aap hi humse naraz hain ya Outlook bund Hai !!!

8 years ago

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Javab Main Bhi Saval Main Bhi Aaj Main Bhi Filhal Main Bhi Zindagi Kis Kadar Rulati Hai Jab Tu Yad Ati Hai Rakib Main Bhi Yaroo Main Bhi Tanhai Main Bhi Charo Main Bhi Zindagi Din Main Tare Dikhati Hai Jab Tu Yad Ati Hai

8 years ago

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Fizao K Badalne Ka Intzar Mat Kar Andhiyo K Rukne Ka Intzar Mat Kr Pakad Kisi Ko Aur Faraar Ho Ja Papa Ki Pasand Krne Tak Ka Intezar Mat Kar.

8 years ago

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Arz Kiya Hai.. Uska Pyar Mujhe Sata Raha Hai.. Wah.. Wah.. Uska Pyar Mujhe Sata Raha Hai.. Abe, Beer Chupa Tera Baap Aa Raha Hai..

8 years ago

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Badal garze Shor ke saath Barish hui badi zor ke saath Har pal dhyan rakho apni galfrnd ka kahi thand ke mare so na jaye kisi aur ke saath...!

8 years ago

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dali dali pata pata har pate pe teri talas kardali jis dali pe tha tera asiyan us dali kambakt mali ne kat dali......

8 years ago

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IPL ke matches dekh k logo ko maja aa raha hai IPL ki matches dekh k logo ko maja aa raha hai 12 saal se DAYA ek hi QUALIS Chala rha hai.

8 years ago

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zindagi ki bhaag daud raaste badal jate hai Tez hawa mein sahil ke kinare badal jate hai Aksar sochta hu padh-2 ke sa record tod du Par kitaab kholte hi iraade badal jate hain

8 years ago

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"USs BeWaFa Ka PiCHa KiYa MaiNe GaLi GaLi "USs BeWaFa Ka PiCHa KiYa MaiNe GaLi GaLi Fir MuZe LoGo Ne BaTaYa BeTa "ANARKALI DISCO CHALI"

8 years ago

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Aap Ko Miss Karna Roz Ki Baat Hai, Yaad Karna Aadat Ki Baat Hai, Aap Se Dur Rehna Kayamat Ki Baat Hai, Magar Aap Ko Jhelna Himmat Ki Baat Hai…

8 years ago

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Ek dukhi girlfriend ne, apne boyfrnd ke liye, shayari likhi... . . Phoolo ka raja, Baharo ka shahzada. . . Dil tor kar chala gaya.. KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA...;-)

8 years ago

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Main ChandraMukhi Tu SurajMukhi Maine tujhse Dukhi Tu Mujhse Dukhi . To Fir ek kaam kar Bulding se Kud Ja . Tu B Sukhi Maine B sukhi.

8 years ago

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Chappal chhoti ho to Pawn me nahi aati, Biwi moti ho to Bahon me nahi aati !!!

8 years ago

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AAJ KAL TUM MUSHKURATI BAHUT HO, MERE DIL KO BHAATI BAHUT HO, DIL KEHTA HAI LE JAAUN TUMHEN DINNER PE, PAR SUNA HAI TUM KHAATI BAHUT HO!

8 years ago

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CID ne sony se naata jod liya CID ne sony se naata jod liya . Or jis room mein mana rha tha Abhijeet SuhagRaat Daya ne wahi darwaza tod diya.

8 years ago

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Chand ko tod dunga suraj ko fod dunga, Chand ko tod dunga suraj ko fod dunga, Agar tum haan kahe janeman to, peheliwali ko chod dunga.

8 years ago

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Fulo ki hasi Gulab hai, Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h, Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h, Agr koi mere bare me puche to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB hai…

8 years ago

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