Funny Shayari SMS

Paani Mein Whiskey Milao Toh Nasha Chadta Hai,
Paani Mein Rum Milao Toh Nasha Chadta Hai,
Paani Mein Brandy Milao Toh Nasha Chadta Hai,
Saala Paani Mein Hi Kuch Gadbad Hai…

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Ajnbi Galiyo Se Gujra Na Kro, . Dard-E-dil Liya Aur Diya Na Kro, . Bacche Ho Abhi SmS K Khel Me, . Barabri "Baadshaho" Se Kiya Na Karo.

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Devdas Ki Tarah Jaan Mat Do Yaaro Pyar Ko Laat Maro Meri Baat Mano Na Chandramukhi Na Paro Roz Raat Ek Strong Beer Maaro Aur Chain Se Zindagi Gujaro…

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Dil Ke Mahman Ban Jao, Aankho Ke Arman Ban Jao, Honto Ki Muskan Ban Jao, Oh Aap Ho, I m Sorry YAaR Aap To Bas, Insaan Ban Jao.

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Har dum yaad rakhenge tumhe STAR PLUS ki tarha, Har pal Bakhabar rakhenge AAJ TAK ki tarha, Har pal Entertain karenge B4U ki tarha, Par mujhe Ignore mat karna DOORDARSHAN ki tarha..

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Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad, Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhein Dekhne Ke Baad, Dunia Chod Deinge Tumhein Pane K Baad, Khuda Maff Kre Itna Jhoot Bolne Ke Baad!

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Har dil me hai shirkat hamari, dil jeetna aadat hai hamari, kya hua jo call nahi karte, har mobile ke inbox me hukumat hai hamari.

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Ladkiya hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi?.. Ladkiya hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi?.. Badnasib hai woh ladkiya jinke nasib me hum nahi.

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Isq Ne Gaalib, Nikamma Kar Diya, Varna Hum Bhia, Aadmi The Kaam Ke….

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Tution PJ.. Dekho Wo Ladki Kitni Jhakkas Hai Gour Farmaiye Dekho Wo Ladki Kitni Jhakkas Hai Bacho, Kal Tumhari 1 Ghante Ki Xtra Class Hai

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ISHQ me Hum Huye Itne Pagal ki Humne Unki Zulfon k Saaye me rehne ki kasam kha dali Woh Nikli itni Bewafa ki usne apni Zulfen hi kata dali.

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"USs BeWaFa Ka PiCHa KiYa MaiNe GaLi GaLi "USs BeWaFa Ka PiCHa KiYa MaiNe GaLi GaLi Fir MuZe LoGo Ne BaTaYa BeTa "ANARKALI DISCO CHALI"

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Dekho kitna zalim hai ye zamana jo hume tumse milne se rokta hai, jabbhi koshish karte hai tumse milne ki yahi keheh kar tokta hai, ki mat jao us kutte ke pas wo to sabko dekh kar bhonkta hai.....

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Bindas Muskurao Kya Gam Hai,
Zindgi Me Tension Kisko Kam Hai,
Yaad Karne Wale To Bahut Hai Aapko,
Dil Se ‘Tang’ Karne Wale To Sirf Hum Hai.

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Phone mat kiya karo dear, Mom hoti hai near, Papa se lagta hai fear, Baat nahi hoti clear, Isliye Sms karo dear, Without fear &very clear. By-Raymon

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Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya, Kushbu tere sath laya, Phir mere dil me khayal aaya, Ke lagta hay ki, Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi ‘NAHAYA

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Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun, Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana.. Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana :-P

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Usne jo sher mara to wah wah ho gai . Usne jo sher mara to wah wah ho gai.. . Aur . Maine jo sher mara to . to . to . to . sherni widhwa ho gayi..

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Dard Ka Ehsas Jab Se Ladkiyan Karne Lagi Uff Ladkon Ki Kismat Dar-Dar Bhatakne Lagi Husan Ke Phool Ko Perfume Se Mehkaane Wali Yeh Ladkiyan Murjhayi To Guldaste Se Utarne Lagi…

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Main aapko chand kehta, Main aapko chand kehta Lekin usme bhi daag hai Main aapko suraj kehta, Main aapko Suraj kehta Lekin usme bhi aag hai Main aapko bandar kehta, Main aapko bandar kehta Lekin usme bhi dimaag hai.

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