Funny Shayari SMS

Bindas Muskurao Kya Gam Hai,
Zindgi Me Tension Kisko Kam Hai,
Yaad Karne Wale To Bahut Hai Aapko,
Dil Se ‘Tang’ Karne Wale To Sirf Hum Hai.

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Toote hue gulab ko, Haath se mein tod dunga, Bahar wali miljayegi to, Gharwali ko choar dunga.

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mat chhino college ke baccho se mobile ye akele rehne se darte hai lo exam bhi sms par kyo ki ye ek hi chiz to hai jo mann lagakar padte he.

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Arz hai... Aap hamare dil me base ho. . . . . . . .Aap hamare dil me base ho... Wah wah Thoda side ho jao saans lene wale pipe me fase ho.

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Paani Mein Whiskey Milao Toh Nasha Chadta Hai,
Paani Mein Rum Milao Toh Nasha Chadta Hai,
Paani Mein Brandy Milao Toh Nasha Chadta Hai,
Saala Paani Mein Hi Kuch Gadbad Hai…

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Javani aave to masti lage che, paranya pacchi te sasti lage che, teniyo aave to vasti lage che, ane pacchi to love letter pan pasti lage che...

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India is nation and Dadar is station, wha wha India is nation and& dadar is station, Do not fall in love, First complete your Education..!!

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Arre Hume to Angrezi ne loota, Desi me kahan dum tha, Hum to wahan jakar ladkhadaye, Jaha bear ka drum tha..

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MUST READ: Arre Hame to apno ne luta tha... Gairo me kahan dum tha... Meri haddi wahan tuti jaha hospital band tha. mujhe us ABULANCE Me dala jiska petrol kum tha . Mujhe RIKSHE Me isliye bithaya kyuki uska kiraya kam tha.. Mujhe doctron ne uthaya. nursonme kaha dum tha.. Mujhe us bed pe litaya. Jiske neeche BOMB Tha... Mujhe bomb se udaaya, goli me kaha dum tha.. Aur COLLEGE Me Dafnaya Kyuki KABARISTAAN Me FUNCTION THA... Lol...!!

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Log Isq Karte Hain, Bade Shor Ke Saath, Hamne Bhi Kiya, Bade Jor Ke Saath, Magar Ab Karenge Thoda, Gour Ke Saath, Kyonki Kal Usko Dekha, Kisi Aur Ke Saath…

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1 kavi garibi se tang aa kr Daku Ban gya, Daketi karne 1 bank gya or kaha Arz kiya hai Takdir mein jo hai wahi milega.. Hands Up,Koi apni Jagah se nhi Hilega!! :P Fir cashier se kaha Apne kuch khwab meri ankho se nikal lo Jo kuch bi tmhare pas h jldi se is bag me dal do!! Bahut koshish krta hu teri yad bhulane ki.. Khabrdar, koi koshish na kare police ko bulane ki.!! Fir jate-jate kaha.. Bhula de mujhe kya jata h tera. Mai goli mar dunga jo kisi ne picha kia mera

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Chhod diye wo kam jinke galat the anjam, Ab kuchh din nek kamo me bitayenge, Aur 12thpass karne ke baad hi, Koi nayi ladki ptayenge.

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MUST READ IT " KABHI USKO NAZAR-ANDAAZ NA KARO JO AAPKI BAHUT PARWAAH KARTA HO WARNA KISI DIN AAPKO EHSAAS HOGA KI PATHAR JAMA KARTE-KARTE AAPNE HEERE GANWA DIYE... neet

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Woh Rooth Kar Kehti Hai Humse Tumhara To Mel-Jol Mehenga Ho Gaya Hai Us Pagli Ko Kaun Samjhaye Ke Petrol Mehenga Ho Gaya Hai

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Ek Waqt guzar jayega Shadi kr k koi tumse bandh diya jayega Abhi Bhi Waqt he Afair Kar Lo Kya pata kal Kis Namune Ko Tumhe Saupa Jayega.

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Din Ki Ye Tapti Dhoop Us Par Ye Aapki Baatein Khoob Dil Se Muskurate Mere Mehboob Dekha Nahi Pehle Aapka Ye Sunhera Roop

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Dilna dard ne na chhedso diwana jagi jase, Shama ne na bujavo parvana jagi jase. Jo SHAKYA hoyto bhuli jajo SHAREBAZAR, Baki cover karata jamana lagi jase.

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Arj kiya hai:- Bakri ne bakre ko mara seengh, Bakri ne bakre ko mara seengh, Bakri ne bakre ko mara seengh, . Fir kya hua_ Are bhai bakri bhi use seengh maregi yaar.

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Zindgi Ki Har Ek Udaan Baaki Hai Har Mod Pr Ek Imtihan Baki Hai Abhi To Sirf Aap Hi Pareshan Hai Mujhse Abhi To Pura Hindustan Baaki Hai…

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hansi mazak k ye din yaad rakhna is kasamkhan ki dosti ko yaad rakhna mahefil me agr kl me rahu na rahu EK THA TIGER bs itna yaad rakhna

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