Santa Banta Jokes

Santa looking at air hostess’s name plate above her left bo*b.. KOMAL! With lots of confusion, he asked her.. “Doosra waala KADAK hai kya”?

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Santa apni biwi k office gaya to usne dekha k uski biwi boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi. Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.Hushain2

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Santa- Kal me film dekh Aya, film achi thi par film ka naam bada ajib tha Frnd-Kya naam tha Snta- Badi Gaand Frnd- abe vo badi gaand nhi"BODYGUARD" hai.

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Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

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Teacher- jo mere sawal ka sahi jawab dega wo ghar ja sakta hai. Ussi waqt santa ne apna bag bahar fek diya. Teacher- wo bag kisne feka? Santa- maine..ab main ghar jau???

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Santa apni gf k gar pe rat me milne gya . Santa - chalo ab hum thoda pyar kar lete h . Gf -nhi .meri ma dekh legi . Santa -nhi dekh sakegi .meri jimmedari hai . Meri jimmedari hai. (gf ki ma jag jati h or ladki ki pitai karne lagti h ) santa - meri koi jimmedari nhi h .

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Santa Library Ja Kar Puchta Hai:"Suicide Karne Ke Tarike ka Book Hai Kya.. ?? . . . . . . . Librarian Ne Use Ghoor Ke Dekha Aur Puchha:"Wapas Karne Kon Aayega..:p :D :O :D

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Banta: Kya Hua" Ye Mitti Kyu Khod Raha Hai ? Santa: Dadi Ji Ne Bola Maine Unka Naam Mitti Mein Mila Diya, Wohi Dhund Raha Hoon Waris ali*

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Dont kill me after reading this- Santa- Yar banta hamare beech kya relation hai ? Banta- Wahi jo Besan or Pakode ka hai ! Banta- kaise ? Santa- Kyunki jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to Pakauda BANTA hai

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Tamilian Calls Up Santa & Says: Tamil TheriMaa?? (Meaning: Do U Know Tamil?) Santa Gets Angry & Replies: Hindi Tera Baap!!

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Sabziwala sabzi per Paani chhidak raha tha. kaafi der ho gayi.Tab Santa gusse se bola: Bhaisab agar Bhindi ko Hosh aa gaya ho to 1 kilo de do.

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santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho? Santa bola: Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.

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Santa makes cal 2 airport: Hw long is da journey frm punjab 2 America?? Receptionist:1 sec sir.. . . . . Santa disconnects n says, 'pee ke bethi h kamini

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Santa : Mummy Maine Apka Kaha Maankar School Se Aate,
Samay Khali Tiffin Preeti Didi Ko Dena Band Kar Diya H.

Mummy : Yeh To Bahut Acchi Baat H Aakir Tumne Apni Aadat Badal Hi Dali.
Santa :– Ha, Mummy, Ab Mein Tiffin Apne Bag Mein Rakhkar Bag Didi Ko De Deta Hu.
:grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:

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Banta mujra dekhne gaya, saari raat mujra dekha, mujrewaali boli saab humne aapko khush kiya ab aap humhe khush kijiye banta utha aur nachne laga.

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संता- ये नया मोबाइल कब लिया? बंता- लिया नहीं.. गर्लफ्रेंड का उठाया है। संता- क्यों? बंता- वो रोज कहती है कि तुम मेरा फोन नही उठाते.. आज मौका देखकर उठा लिया।

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संता - क्या दारू पीने से खांसी जाती है ? बंता - क्यूँ नहीं जायेगी ? जब मेरा घर, खेत, बैंक बैलेंस सब चलागया तो तेरी खांसी क्या चीज़ है ?

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Santa in KBC -Qus.:- Videsh jane wali Pehli Bhartiya Mahila Kaun thi..? . . . . . . Santa- Sitaji..! (Ravan k sath Srilanka)

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Santa:Train me raat bhar nind nhi ayi, upr ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi. Banta:To xchnge krna tha Santa:Kisse krta? Niche ki seat pe koi aya hi nahi.

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Read Must.. Airport par 3 log apni biwiyo ka intezaar kar rahe the.. . . Pathan:" hamari Shahzaadi aa rahi hai... :-) . . . . Pappu:" Hamari Nawabzaadi aa rahi hai.. :-) . . . . . . . Santa:" Hamari bhi Haramzaadi aa rahi hai boss...

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