Santa Banta Jokes

Ek Bar Santa Ka Interview Tha To Us Pucha Gaya K Duniya Ki Eaisi Konsi Wife H Jisko Ye Pata Hota H K Uska Husband Kaha H To Santa Ne Apna Khatarnak Dimag Lagaya Aur Bola Vidhva Aurat. by nadeem

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Santa film Director: U have 2 jump in 2a swimng pool frm a 100ft.. Actor: But i dont know swimng sir.. Santa: don’t worry there iS no water.

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Santa:1 aurat ko ghurte hue ja raha tha aurat=dekhta kya h teri maa ki umar ki hu santa:to mai bi apne baap k liye hi dhund rha hu.

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Santa: Mobile me kuch MP3 Songs Load karwana hai. Servicing Man: Memory card hai? Santa: Nahi! Rashan Card chalega kya?

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Lady Beggar: A bhaiya 1 rupya dede 3 din se bhuki hu. Santa: 3 din se bhuki h to 1 rupye ka kya karegi? Lady: Wazan dekhungi kitna ghat gaya hai

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Santa ke lips jale hue the Banta: Kaise jale Santa: Wife ko railway station drop krne gaya tha. Banta: Toh? Santa: Khushe ke mare Train ke engine ko choom liya :*

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Bunty: Kya Tumhare Pati Din Mein Kisi Bhi Waqt Bhagwan Ka Naam Lete H.
Babli: Ha We Roj Khana Khane Se Pehle Bhagwan Ka Naam Lete H.
Babli: Khana Khane Se Pehle Ku?
Bunty: We Kehte H Bhagwan ! Aaj Phir Hari Sabji:green_apple::green_apple:
:grinning::grinning::grinning:

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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg? . . . . . . . O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

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ShAAdI Me JooTa ChUpaI Ke TiMe DuLhE Ki 1sT SaaLi BoLi :- MeIn ToH 1100 LuNgI. . . 2nd SaaLi :- MeIn ToH 2100 LuNgI. . . . PicHe Se . . SaNtA BoLa :- 2310 LeLo UsMe BlUeTooTh Or FM BhI He.

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Interviewer-To bataiye PANI k bina Insan kaise Marega? Santa-PANI nhi hoga to insan tair nhi payega.Tair nhi payega to doob jayega aur mar jayega.

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santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada? doctor-konsa game khelteho? santa-mobile mai snake wala. . .raj

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Ek bar santa tree se ulta latak raha tha BANTA:are santa tu tree se ulta kyun latak raha he SANTA:yar mere sir dard ki goli khai he ab dar lag raha he ki vo pet me na chali jaye to me ped se ulta latk gya@Hushain2

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SANTA 1 Kilo Jalebi Khane Ke Baad Bola: "Bhaiya Thodi Cheeni Do".. . . . . . . . . DUKANDAR: Cheeni Kyun??? . . . . . SANTA: "Soch Raha HU, Khane Ke Baad Kuch Mitha Ho JAAYE" :-P

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Santa-tumne baal itne chote-2 kyo katwaye Banta-nayi ke pass 3 rupe khulle ni the. To mene kha 3 rupe ke or kaat de

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santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada? doctor-konsa game khelteho? santa-mobile mai snake wala

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Ek Baar Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath Jaa Raha Tha, Raste Mein Usse Ek Dost Mila Jisse Police Ne Pakda Hua Tha. Santa Ne Usse Puchha: Kya Hua? Dost: Mene Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala Santa Kuch Sochte Huye: Saza Kya Mili Hai? Dost: 6 Hafte Santa: Bass Yaar, 6 Hafte Santa Ne Aav Dekha Na Taav Fatafatt Police Ki Gun Lee Or Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala Dost Rote Hue: Abe Sale, Yeh Tune Kya Kiya? Puri Baat To Sunta, 6 Hafte Baad Muje Phaansi Ha.

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Santa Electric Shop Pe Gaya Aur Dukandar Se Bola Santa: Ek Kala Bulb Dena Dukandar: Bhai Sahab, Kale Bulb Ka Kya Karoge? Santa: Yaar, Dopaher Ko Andhera Karke Sone Ka Mazaa Hi Kuch Aur Hai.

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Santa Dials a Number .. . . . A girl received Santa: Hello Kaun ? Girl: Main Seeta Santa: O teri!! Ye to Ayodhya Lag Gaya .. Sorry “MAATE ” ..!!

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Santa-Yaar Tune Itne Chote ChoteBaal Kyu Katwaye? Santa-Wo Yaar Hajjam ke Pass chhutte Nahi The 3 Rupye To Maine Bola 3 Rupye Ka Aur Kaat do.

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Santa: I Got Married Because I Was Tired Of Cooking, Cleaning Home And Washing Clothes. Banta: Amazing, I Got Divorce For The Same Reason.

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