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  • Hey Bhagwan, Raksha Karna. Ramesh Ji Ne Subah Subah Mein, Khana Khane Ke Baad Dono Hath Jodkar Bhagwan Se Prathna Ki. Uske She Karmchari: Ramesh Ji , Aap Rojana Lunch Mein Isi Tarah Prathna Kyu Kiya Karte H. Bhai Baat Yeh H Ki Sham Ko Khana To Mein Khud Apne Hatho Se Banata Hu. Lekin Subah Ka Khana Patni Ke Hatho Ka Bana Hua Khata Hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Dettol sabun hai? Dukandaar: Hai, Santa: Accha wala? Dukndar: Ha Santa: Acchi quality ka hai na? Dukndr: Ha Santa: Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Aur Banta Ne Samandar Ke Kinare Board Dekha Jispe Likha Tha "Doobtey Ko Bachane Wal Ko 500 Ka Inam" Santa: Main Jump Lagata Hun Tum Muje Bachana Is Tarha 500 Milenge Hum Fifty Fifty Krenge. . Ye Keh Kar Santa Ne Jump Laga Di. Banta Khamoshi Se Dekhta Raha Toh Banta Ne Chilla Ke Kaha: "Muje Tairna Nhi Aata Tum Mje Bachate Kyun Nahi? Banta: Tum Ne Board Ke Neeche Nahi Padha, Neeche Likha Tha "Laash Nikalne Wale Ko 2000 Ka Inaam"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता का 60वां जन्मदिन था
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    बंता - ये केक :birthday: पर बल्ब :bulb: क्यों लगाया है :flushed: :flushed:
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    संता - 60 मोमबत्तियां लगाने मे मुश्किल हो रही थी
    इस लिये 60 वाट का बल्ब :bulb: लगा दिया:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::smile::joy::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Aadmi Badhi Der Tak Bolne Ke Baad Jab Stage Se Niche Utra,
    To Ek Firangi News Reporter Ne Pucha,
    Aapke Yaha To Neta Bahut Der-Der Tak Bolte H,
    Tab Uss, Aadmi Ne Muskura Kar Jawab Diya,
    Netaji To Abhi Aayenge. Abhi To Mick Testing Chal Rahi Thi.
    :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ka Padosi Mar Gaya. Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya? Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi. Santa: Lo Batao,Kitni Lambi Umar Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA- MARNE K BD INSAAN KYA BANTA H...??? . . . BANTA- LADKE TO BHOOT BANTE H PAR !!! . . . "LADKIAN CHUDAIL KI CHUDAIL RAHETI HAIN..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bus Accident Man Crying: Mera Hath Kat Gaya. Bahut Dard Ho Raha Hai. Santa: Abey Chup Baith. Wo Dekh Uska Gala Kat Gaya, Fir Bhi Chup-Chaap Pada Hai.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA- APKA KUTTA TO SHER JAISA DKHTA HAI KYA KHILATE HO ISE??? . . BANTA- WO SHER HE HAI.. . . SAALA PYAR K CHAKKAR ME KUTTON JAISE HALAT BAN GAE H..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa apni biwi k office gaya to usne dekha k uski biwi boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi. Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.Hushain2
    • 10 years ago



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  • !!height of kaminapan!!! . RAILWAY INTERVIEW:-Interviewer:- agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi to kya karoge? . . Santa:- Jee, red light dikhaunga. . Interviewer:- Red light na hoto? Santa:- Torch dikhaunga.. . Interviewer:- Torch naho to? Santa:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga. . . . Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na huyi to? Santa:- Fir main apne bua ke ladkeko bulaunga... . . Interviewer:- Hain..!! Wo kyun? . . Santa:- Jee, usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ambani V/s Santa
    This Is Ultimate
    Ambani: Agar Main Subah Se Apni Car Me Niklu To Sham Tak Apni Aadhi Property Bhi Nahi Dekh Sakta..
    Santa: Hamare Paas Bhi Aisi Khatara Car Thi… Humne To Bech Di..
    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::joy::joy::joy::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-Mujhe Mobile Me Mp3 Songs Dalwane He, Mobile Shop Wala- Memory Card He Kya? Santa-Nahi Memory Card Nahi He "RASAN CARD" Chalega?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta : Kal Mujhe 10 Logo Ne Peeta Santa : Phir Tune Kya Kiya Banta : Maine Kha Saalon Aik Aik Karke Ao Santa : Phir Banta : Phir Kya Saalone, Aik Aik Karke Dubaara Peeta. By -Rao
    • 10 years ago



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