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  • Santa was kissing A Blank Paper, Banta: ye kya hai? Santa: meri Girl Friend ka love letter. Banta: but ye to khaali hai, Santa: Aaj kal bol-chal bnd hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- kaha ja rahe ho? Banta- Police Station,Mere ghar chor aya he Santa- BV ko akela chod dia Banta- Nhi,usne chor ko baho me jakad rakha hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • JUNG main SANTA ne bulet proof jacket ki jagah machrdani pehani. BANTA-aisa kyu? SANTA-jisme machar nahi ghus sakta usme goli kaise gusegi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"
    • 10 years ago



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  • In Biology practical exam: Teacher: Is panchi k tange dekh k bataao ki iska naam kya hai.. Santa: Tange dekh k kaise bataao be..? Teacher: NAALAKYAK!! Tumher zero milta hai. Apna naam bataao.!! Santa: Ye le..meri taange dekh k likh le...:
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa standing on platform, studdenly jumps or railway track. man- marega kya? santa- saale marega to tu, suna nahi train platform pe aa rahi h.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Teacher Ko Susu Ke Naam Se Sakht Nafrat Thi. . Teacher Ne Students Se Kaha Jab Susu Aaye To Bolna :- Aap Aaya Hai. . . Ek Din Santa singh Ko POTTY AaRahi Thi aur Wo Buri Buri Shakle Bana Raha Tha . Teacher :- Aap Aaya Hai ? . . . Santa:- Nahi, Aap Ka Baap Aaya Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ke lips jale hue the Banta: Kaise jale Santa: Wife ko railway station drop krne gaya tha. Banta: Toh? Santa: Khushe ke mare Train ke engine ko choom liya :*
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:kya tum pass ho Gaye banta:Ha,hamari puri class pass ho Gyi But hmari madam fail ho gayi santa:kese banta: wo abhi B usi class me pdha rahi he
    • 10 years ago



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  • :: Santa Banta Short Jokes :: SaNTA Roti Ka 1 Tukda Khud or 1 Murge Ko Khila Raha Tha BaNTA-Ye Kya Kr Rahe Ho? SANTA- Hum Khaandani Log He Roz Roti Chickn K Saath Khate he
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dont kill me after reading this- Santa- Yar banta hamare beech kya relation hai ? Banta- Wahi jo Besan or Pakode ka hai ! Banta- kaise ? Santa- Kyunki jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to Pakauda BANTA hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai. Banta- to isme prob kya hai? Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता (बंता से)- आज पार्टी किस खुशी में? बंता (संता से)- मेरा स्कूटर खो गया है। संता- तो.. बंता- शुक्र मानो मैं उस पर नही बैठा था वरना मैं भी गुम हो जाता।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar mai toh Mushkil me pad gaya. Banta: Kaise? Santa: Biwi make up kare to kharcha bardasht nahi hota aur make up na kare to biwi bardasht nahi hoti
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- yaar banta hamare beach kya relation hai? Banta- yaar wahi jo Besan or Pakode ka hai. Santa- kaise? Banta- kyunki jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ka Shaadi Ki Pehli Raat Ko Hi Qatl Kar Diywa. Kyunki Biwi Ki Undergarments Mein Likha Tha: 100% Soft & Silky. Tested By CHAND & SONS. Very exiting santa
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Me bada hokar Air Force me jaunga. Mom: Mujhe kaise pata chalega k ye mere bete ka plane h? Santa:Me guzarte waqt ghar pe BOMB phek dunga
    • 10 years ago



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  • Doctor : Santo Se 3 Tarah Ki Goliya Dete Hue Kaha, Lal Goli Subha, Pili Dophar, Aur Hari Raat Ko 3 Glass Pani Ke Sath Lena. Thik Ho Jaogi, Santo: Aakhir Mujhe Hua Kya H? Doctor: Kuch Nahi. Tum Pani Kam Peeti Ho.
    • 10 years ago



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