Santa Banta Jokes

Santa Toilet Gaya To Diwar Per Likha Tha, "Duniya Chaand Per Phuch Gai Hai, Aur Tum Yaha Baitho Ho?" Santa Ne Likh Diya, "Bas Ye Kerke, Me Bhi Jaa Rhaa Hun."

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Snta Ne car se 4 logo ko daba dya judge-tumne sarab bhi nahi pi thi fir bhi ye Q KIYA SANTA-Idea walo ne kaha tha ki is gaane k liye 4 dabyE

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Police: Car Gas Par Hai Santa: Nahi Sir Police: Petrol Par Santa: Nahi Sir Police: Diesel Par Santa: Nahi Sir Police: Phir Kis Par Hai Santa: Installment Par Hai.

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Santa:Kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai. Banta:To isme prob kya hai? Santa:Pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi

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Santa 2 Banta: Yeh Doctor Log Operation Karne Se Pehle Patient Ko Behosh Kyun Karte Hai? Banta: Kahin Patient Khud Operation Karna Seekh Na Le Is Liye……

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Santa ne ek aadmi ko tamacha mar diya.? Aadmi: Mene kya galti ki ? Santa: Tum saale galti karo uske liye hum intezaar thodi karenge.

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बांता दारू पी के ताला खोलने लगा,
हाथ कापने की वजह से ताला नही
खुला,
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संता- मैं खोल दूँ,
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बांता - मैं खोल लूँगा,
तू घर को पकड़,
साला बहुत हिल रहा है...:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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Teacher to Santa: Name five animals that live in water? Santa; FROG. Teacher: Another four animals? Santa: Frog di Maa, odi Phen, oda Praa te oda pyo..!!

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Santa: Apni Biwi Se Santo Jo Tu Padh Rahi H Na Wo Newspaper Ulta H. Santo: Santa Ji Kisne Kaha Mein Padh Rahi Hu Mein To Sirf Photo Dekh Rahi Hu

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Santa In Coffee Shop Wth Wife. Santar: Jldi Pi, Coffee Thandi Ho Jaye Gi. Wife: Ki Frk Painda Hai? Srdar: Bewakuf Rate List Dekh Hot Coffee Rs.15 Cold Coffee.45

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Santa : Main Tere Pyar Mein Lut Gaya, Barbad Ho Gaya ,Badnaam Ho Gaya. . . . . . . Preeto : Haram Khor To Main Kaun Sa Engineer Ya Doctor Ban Gayi.

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संता को अपना कुत्ता बेचना था. बंता उसे खरीदने वाला था. . . . . . . बंता - क्या यह कुत्ता वफादार है? . . . . . संता - हां जी, मै इसको तिन बार पहले भी बेच चूका हू, ये इतना वफादार है की हर बार मेरे पास वापिस आ जाता है.

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Dimag ka Dahi wala JoKe . . . santa Nepali Se - Tum American Ho? .. .. .. Nepali- Nahi Me Nepal Ka Hu.. . . santa- Nahi Tum Amrican Ho . . Nepali- Nahi Bhai Main Nepal Ka Hu.. . . santa- Nahi Tum Amrican Ho . . Nepali (Gusse Me)- Ha Me American hu... . . santa- Lagte To Nepali Ho Khan

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‚‚ Santa Banta Hindi Jokes ‚‚ Santa ne theke k malik ko raat 1 bj phone kiya : bhaji theka kitne baje khulega Malik:swer 9 bj 1 ghnte baad, fir santa ne fon kiya : bhaji theka kitne baje khulega Malik:swer 9wje Santa ne 3-4 war aisa hi kiya 5vi war malik gusse se bola tujhe kya chahiye santa:kuch nhi bhaaji, main theke k andar betha hu.mujhe ghar Jana hai

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SANTA-Tu paida kaise hua? BANTA-Hospital me aur tu. Snta-Jungle me! Bnta-kaise? Snta-Meri pregnent maa ko 2 daaku jungle le gye aur kaha-JO KUCH HAI..

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Santa Police k interview Par Interviewer-Bhiid ko Titar Bitar Karne k Liye Kya Karna Chahiye ? Santa-Chanda Mangna Shuru Kar Dena Chahiye.

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Santa: I’ve Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespare… Banta: William Shakespare Is Dead, Stupid… Santa: No Wonder He Hasn’t Replied As Well

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Santa to doctor:" Jab mein sota hu to mere sapne me Live IPL Cricket match aane lagta hai.. . . . . Doctor:" Koi baat nahi ye medicine sone se pehle kha lena.. . . . . . . . Santa:" Kal se khaonga, aaj to final match hai...

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Santa-Oye!what R U doing? Banta-Recording this baby’s voice. Santa-Why? Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this.

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faaadu santa. . . . Doctor: Tumhare Kaan Kaise Jale? . . Santa: Main Kameez Istari Kar Raha Tha, Ke Phone Aa Gaya. Maine Jaldi mein Phone Ki Jagah Istari Kaan Ko Laga Li . ... . . . Doctor: To Doosra Kaan Kaise Jala? . . . . . . . . Santa: Ab Ambulance Ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na...

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