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  • Santa:-Ek Bus Ke Piche Teji Se Baag Raha Tha Aakhir Mein Usne Bus Pakad Hi Li. Vo Driver Ke Pass Gaya Or Usko Bola – “Ye Bus Teri Ma Lagti Hai?” Driver Bola: “Nahi” Santa: “Behan Lagdi Hai?” Driver: “Nahi” Santa: “ Biwi?” Driver: “Nahi” Santa: “To Saale Fir Chadne Kyu Nahi Deta.“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua? Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi Hai, Liver Mein Pain Ho Raha Hai Doc: Daroo Peete Ho?? Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg Hi Banana.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- Yaar, Bahut Raat Ho Gayi Hai Aaj Raat Ko Yahi Ruk Ja, Kal Subah Chale Jana Banta- Thik Hai Yaar, Phir Me Ghar Se Night Dress Le Aata Hu
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girlfriend- Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho.. Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe! Santa- Oye, Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher - Homework Kita ? Santa - Hanji, Kita! Teacher - Fill In The Blank 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Bili____chali Santa - 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Billi Holi Holi Chali Teacher - Oye Murkha Tenu Pata Nahi Ehda Ki Jawaab Hai. Santa - Tuhada Lehaaj Rakhya Hai, Tussi Mere Master Ho.. Nahi Ta 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Ta Billi Hil V Nahi Sakdi, Main Ta Fer Vi Holi Holi Turaa Diti.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ki loutri lagi aur Woh ghar pr jakar apni wife se bola... Santa- Agar mere loutri lagi to tum kya karogi. Wife- 50% lekr tumhe chod dhungi. Santa- yeh le 50 rupye aur nikal yaha se.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta road se gujar raha tha, achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya or jor se chillaya.... Kamine poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:Kam walii shanti koh bulao kya…..! Wife:Kyn .??? Santa:Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mai dawa khne k bad shanti k sath soo jaana….!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Passenger-Tumne Mere Jeb Me Hath Kyu Dala? Santa-Muje Machis Chahiye Thi. Pasenger-Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The. Santa-Me Ajnabi Se Bat Nhi Karta.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa,his wife with son and daugher went to a party.. he introduced his family to his friends saying.." I am Santa.. and this is Santnee this is my kid and that is my kidney!!"
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa di wife t.v te matchvekh rhi c. Santa tyar ho k romantic mood ch aa k apni wife nu bolya: m kiddan lgg rha ha. udo hi match ch dhoni ne chkka marya te snta di wife boli: CHAAKKKKKAAAAAA....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: aaj main dr. ke paas gaya? Santa: Dr. bola mere daant mein keeda hai.. Biwi: Dr. ne bimari toh sahi batayi, Magar jagah galat batayi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA: maine apni beti ki shadi sirf 1500rs me ki. BANTA-woh kaise? SANTA: maine use 1500rs ka 1 mobile dilaaya.usne love marriage kar liya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher to SANTA : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya…? . . . . . . . . Deadly answr given by SANTA : Sir kyuki hum to “hostel” me rahte hai…
    • 10 years ago



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  • In Biology practical exam: Teacher: Is panchi k tange dekh k bataao ki iska naam kya hai.. Santa: Tange dekh k kaise bataao be..? Teacher: NAALAKYAK!! Tumher zero milta hai. Apna naam bataao.!! Santa: Ye le..meri taange dekh k likh le...:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Banta Se: Jab Mein Marr Jau To Samne Wale Pariwar Ko Jarur Bulana. Banta: Kyu? Santa: Unke Ghar Ki Ladies Murde Se Lipat Lipat Ke Roti H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:-shadi me dulhe ke saath barati kyo jaate? . . . Banta:-bado ka kahna hai ki khushi me kisi ke saath jayo na jayo , per musibat me jarur jana chahiye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Roasted Chicken Khane K Baad Hadi Chaba Raha Tha, Pas Baitha ek pandit roti Kha Raha Tha Pandit Santa se pucha : Tumhare yaha kutte Kya Khate Hai? Santa: Roti
    • 10 years ago



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  • 4 d first time introducing intelligent santa.. Santa: ye kela kitne ka hain? Salesman: Rs 1 Santa:60ps mein dega. slsman:60ps mein sirf chilka dunga. Santa:le 40ps, kela de
    • 10 years ago



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