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  • Santa In Bmw At Petrol Pump: 5 Rupaiye Ka Petrol Daal Do. Pump Wala (Gusse Me): Itna Sara Petrol Dalwa Ke Kahaan Jana Hai? Santa:" Jaana Kahi Nahi Hai Pagle, Hum To Aise Hi Paise Udaate Hai".
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  • Santa fell in love. Banta: dude wat did u see in her..? Santa: her left eye is so beautiful that even her right eye was looking at it!
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  • Santa Ek Din Bijli Ki Dukaan Mein: Do Fan Dena Ek Ladies Aur Ek Gents. Dukaan Wala: Fans Mein Ladies Aur Gents Nahi Hota Yar! Santa: Kyon Nahi Hota Ji Ek Bajaj Ka De Aur Ek Usha Ka…
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  • Banta:Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Peeta Santa:Phir tune kya kiya Banta:Maine kha saalon Aik Aik karke ao Santa:Phir Banta:Phir kya Saalone Aik Aik karke dubaara peeta
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  • Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****. Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
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  • Snta ne bled se grlfrnd ka naam apne haath par likha Aur 5min baad jor jor se rone laga, Uska dost: Q ro rahe ho? Santa:Abey,purani wali ka likh dia.
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  • 45 Saal Ka Santa Ladki Dekhne Gaya, Ladki Ki Maa Behosh Ho Gayi, Hosh Aya To Pucha Kya Hua.? . . . Boli- 18 Saal Pehle Ye Muje Bhi Dekhne Aya Tha.:-
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  • Santa In Bmw At Petrol Pump: 5 Rupaiye Ka Petrol Daal Do. Pump Wala (Gusse Me): Itna Sara Petrol Dalwa Ke Kahaan Jana Hai? Santa:" Jaana Kahi Nahi Hai Pagle, Hum To Aise Hi Paise Udaate Hai".
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa_ne cafe me Ldki_se I LUV U kaha Ldki ne Mara Chata Or_Boli kya bola Tu SNTA- ROTE HUE Jab_suna hi nhi tune to Chata Q Mara.
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  • Santa everest pr gya waha 1 baba pahle se baitha tambaku ragad raha tha santa-baba ye kya hai baba-masala Santa- Oh O to Evrest Masala ap hi bnate ho
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  • autowala:bus stop tak ke 20rs. santa:saman bhi sath me hai. autowala: saman free hai. santa:ok, saman le chal maine paidal aata hu.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Daru Pee Ke Tala Kholne Laga, Hath Kanpne Ki Vajah Se Tala Nahi Khula, Banta- Mai Khol Du, Santa- Mai Khol Lunga, Tu Ghar Ko Pakad, Sala Bahut Hil Raha Hai
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  • Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge? Santa: Biwi Se Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!
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  • Santa Biology Padhte Hue 1 Sawal Aaya. Badal Kale Kyu Hote Hai. Banta - Kuch Der Sochte Hu. Are Pagal Agar Badal Roj Dhup Me, Khule Ghumenge To Wo Kale Hi Ho Jayenge.
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  • Santa,his wife with son and daugher went to a party.. he introduced his family to his friends saying.." I am Santa.. and this is Santnee this is my kid and that is my kidney!!"
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  • Santa Ki Wife Tours & Travels Magazine Padhte Hue Boli. Wife: "Is Baar 2nd Honeymoon Ke Liye, Greece Try Karen" Santa: "Kyo? Sarson Ke Tel Mein Kya Kharabi Hai".
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  • santa: doc last night i had s** with a girl.. but today susu not coming..it has blocked.. . . . . Doctor aft checking: lofar remove the condom first.
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