Santa Banta Jokes

Santa: Kyu Bhai Udas Kyu Baithe Ho? Banta: Ha Yaar! Meri Patni Ne Mujhe Notice Diya H Ki Agar Maine Sharab Nahi Chodi To Weh Mujhe Chodkar Chali Jayegi. Santa: Kitne Afsos Ki Baat H. Banta: Ha Yaar, Bahut Bhali Aurat H Mujhe Bahut Yaad Karegi.

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Santa-Tum 1baar me kitne admi utha skte ho, PHLWAN-kamse kam 10 Santa-bas,Tumse acha to mera murga hai, jo subah pure mohlle ko utha deta hai.

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Santa: Maine Apki Dukan Se Murgi Dana Kharida Tha Dukandar: To Kya Usme Koi Kharabi Nikli Santa:mahina Ho Gaya Muje Khet Me Boye Ab Tak Murgi Nahi Ugi ..

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SANTA- Driver Bhai bus Aahista Chalao, Jhatke lag rahey he? Driver- Bhai Gaadi to Abhi chali kaha hai, tum to kisi ki GODI me baithe ho

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Santa Class Me Hans Raha Tha 1 Ladki Boli STaNd UP Kaun Ho Tum?? . . . Santa :- Tum Kaun Ho? . . . Ladki :- Mai MONITOR Hun. . . . . Santa :- Ha.ha.ha.ha.ha. Tere Din Gaye Pagali Ab Laptop Aur LCD Ka Zamana Hai ...

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Santa Ka Jb Antim Samay Aaya Or Aakhiri Waqt Uske Beto Ne Pocha=Ap Bataye K Apko Hum Jalaye Ya Dafnaye? Santa=Mujhse Mat Pocho Surprise Dena Raj.

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Santa:Is duniya me kitne desh hain? Banta:Arey pagal is duniya me ek hi to desh hai “India” Baaki sab to videsh hai.

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Once Santa was trying 2 impress a young lady. Santa:I have seen u some where. Lady:Possible,i am a nurse working in MENTAL HOSPITAL!!

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SaNTa=Oye Paji Tu Itna Gumsum Kyu Hai? . BaNTa=Soch Raha Hu Aaj Kuch Toofani Karu . SaNTa=Kya Karega? . BaNTa=Tower Pe CHad Ke Potty..;)

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Santa Kari Chawal Kha Rha Tha, Ek Makkhi Us Par Baithne Lagi.. Santa Use Udate Hue Bola: Chal Pagli Ye Wo Nhi H Jo Tu Samajh Rahi Hai..

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Accident k baad Driver gusse mein- Maine car ki headlight ON kar k bataya tha k pehle mujhe nikalne do. Santa-assi vi tan wiper chala ke keha si ke "Na kaka Na"

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Chain msg by santa: Plz is msg ko itna fwd krain k Meri girlFrnd tk paunch jaye . . “Preeto Tune Sim Change Kr K acha nhi kiya”

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Santa: I Lost Rs 1000 In A Bet.. Banta: How..? Santa: On Cricket Match I Bet Rs 500 And Lost.. Banta: Where Did The Rest Go.? Santa: I Bet On The Highlight Too!

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Santa : Mai to Duvidha me Fanss Gaya hu.. Banta: Wo Kaise? Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup Ka Kharcha Bardast Nahi Hota, aur Makeup K Bina Biwi Bardast nhi Hoti!....

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Santa- Tumhare Papa Kitne Saal K Hai? Banta- Jitne Saal Ka mai hu. santa- kaise? banta- jis din mai paida huwa usi din to wo papa bane.

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Banta road se gujar raha tha, achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya or jor se chillaya.... Kamine poti v aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.

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Titanic was sinking, Santa- how much d earth is far 4m here? Banta- 1kmetr… Santa jumped into d sea n asked again… in which direction..? Banta- DOWNWARD…

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Ghar Mein Kaam Kar Rahe Bijli Wale Ko.
Mein Tumhe Pehle Samjha Rahi Hu.
Ek Ghante Mein Mera Pati Ghar Aa Jayega.
Lekin Madam: Mein To Kuch Bhi Nahi Kar Raha Hu, Aadmi Ghabrakar Bola.
Esliye To Tumhe Bata Rai Ho.
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Train Chali, Santa 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye.. TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai. Santa Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho.

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santa ka RADIO kharab ho gaya, khol k dekha to under CHHUHA mra hua tha, dekh k santa bola:AE lo,chalega kaise. SINGER to mar gaya. .

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