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  • Santa ? Yaar Banta tune poore toilet me potty kyu kar di? Banta ? Yaar ye mobile bhi na! Santa ? Kya hua? Banta - Tune - IDEA - ka ad nahi dekha - WALK when u TALK?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa :- Dukh Hamesha saath Rehta Hai, Magar Khushi Aati Jati Rehti Hai. * please explain this in English.* Banta :- "My Wife Is always With Me, But Her sister Comes & Goes..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Snta Ne car se 4 logo ko daba dya judge-tumne sarab bhi nahi pi thi fir bhi ye Q KIYA SANTA-Idea walo ne kaha tha ki is gaane k liye 4 dabyE
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa samundar m dahi daal raha tha. Banta- kya kr ra hai? Santa- Lassi bna ra hu Banta- isliye log hm pe joke marte hai Itni Lassi Kaun Piyega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai. Banta- to isme prob kya hai? Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola- Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar ye bata is duniya me kitne desh hai Banta: Are pagal is duniya me ek hi to desh hai Jiska naam india hai baki to sab videsh hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand , oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: tere pita ji tailor hai aur teri shirt fati hai,bade shrm ki baat hai.. Banta:Ishse bhi bade shrm ki baat yeh hai ki tere pita ji dentist hai fir bhi tera bhai bina dant k paida hua...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa apni bhabhi ko bahut maar raha tha, Logo ne pucha:" kya hua santa..??? Santa bola:" meri bhabhi acchi aurat nahi hai, . . Logo ne pucha:" kyu kya hua..??? Santa bola:" yaar mere dost mobile pe baat karte hai, jis se bhi pucho:" kis se baat kar rahe ho..??? . . sab bolte hein:" . . . . . "TERI BHABHI SE...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta : Kal Mujhe 10 Logo Ne Peeta Santa : Phir Tune Kya Kiya Banta : Maine Kha Saalon Aik Aik Karke Ao Santa : Phir Banta : Phir Kya Saalone, Aik Aik Karke Dubaara Peeta.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Aadmi Apne Bete Ko Chidya Ghar Dikhane Le Gaye Beta: Ye Kya H? Papa: Beta Ye Ghada H. Beta: Aur Ye Papa: Beta Ye Gadhi. Beta: Gadhi Kya Hoti H. Papa: Gadhe Ki Biwi Hoti H Beta: Kya Gadhe Bhi Shadi Karte H Papa: Ha Beta, Thoda Rook Kar Sirf Gadhe Hi Shadi Karte H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl:Tum Mere Sapno Me Khwabo Me Jazbaato Me Rahte Ho..! SANTA: Tumko kisi Ne Bewakuf Bnaya Hai bahen, Mai to"GHAR"Me Rahta Hu...
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता- यार तूने कभी सोचा है कि अस्पताल में ऑपरेशन से पहले मरीज को बेहोश क्यों किया जाता है? बंता- अगर बेहोश नहीं किया और मरीज ने ऑपरेशन करना सीख लिया तो डॉक्टर के धंधे की तो वाट लग जाएगी ।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Police: Hume Aapke Ghar Ki Talaashi Leni Hai, Suna Hai Aapke Ghar Me Visfotak Saamagri Hai..? Santa: Khabar To Bilkul Pakki Hai, Par Abhi Wo Maayke Gayi Hui Hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Tum Chinese jaisi kyu dikhti ho! Girl: Mere dad Chinese the. Santa: Wo kaha hai! Girl: Mar gaye. Santa: Oh! Aakhir China ka maal tha, chalta bhi kitna!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Interviewer: Whats d relation between Earth & Moon? Santa: Brother & Sister Inter: How? Santa: Earth Dharti mata and Moon Chanda Mama.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Me bada hokar Air Force me jaunga. Mom: Mujhe kaise pata chalega k ye mere bete ka plane h? Santa:Me guzarte waqt ghar pe BOMB phek dunga
    • 10 years ago



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  • Petrol ke daam badhne ke baad Santabike leke petrol pump gaya Banta:Kitne ka petrol daalu? Santa:5-10 rupaye ka bike ke upar chidak de… Aag lagani hai
    • 10 years ago



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