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  • Santa Went To Banta’s Home For Breakfast . Banta: Tuje Anda Bana Dun?? . . . Santa: Nahin, Mein Insaan Hi Thik Hun…
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  • Interviewer: Just Imagine, You Are In 8th Floor, It Caught Fire, How Will You Escape? Santa: Its Very Simple, I Will Stop My Imagination..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Videsh se Laut k Snta Bv se-Kya mai videshi jaisa dikhta hu Bv-Nahi Snta-Phir london me mujhse ek aurat Q puch rahi thi ki mai Videshi hu ya nahi
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA- APKA KUTTA TO SHER JAISA DKHTA HAI KYA KHILATE HO ISE??? . . BANTA- WO SHER HE HAI.. . . SAALA PYAR K CHAKKAR ME KUTTON JAISE HALAT BAN GAE H..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jeeto: Kal raat tum mujhe neend mein tumne mujhe gaaliyan di Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai. Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami? Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- Mai Bachpan Me Bohat Taqatwar Tha Banta-Wow, Par Kaise Santa-Maa Kehti Hai Ke, Jab Mai Rota Tha To Sara Ghar Sar Pe Utha Leta Tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA: Jab insane ko zindage me koi problem hota kiske pas jana chaiye? BANTA: Kisan k pas SANTA: Kyu? BANTA: Kyoki Kisan k pass "HAL" hota hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता को सपने में लड़की ने चप्पल से मारा। अगले 2 दिनों तक संता अपने बैंक नहीं गया, क्योंकि वहां लिखा था- हम आपके सपने को हकीकत में बदलते हैं।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
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  • Santa : Judge Saab, Mujhe Divorce Chahiye judge : Kyun? Santa : Meri Biwi Ne 1 Saal Se Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki Judge : 1 Bar Phir Sochle Beta, Aisi Biwi Nasib Walo Ko Milti Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher (Giving instruction)- Start Computer. Santa- I did. Teacher- Now open My Computer. Santa- Miss, where is your computer?...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Yaar, Saamne Waale Makaan Mein Ek Ladki Har Roz Khidki Mein Se Rumaal Hila-Hila Ke Ishaare Karti Hai Per Kabhi Khidki Nahin Kholti. Ab Tu Hi Bata Yaar Kya Karun? Banta: Behak Mat Bhai, Vo Ladki Tukhe Dekhkar Rumaal Nahin Hilaati.... Darasal Vo Us Ghar Ki Naukraani Hai Aur Khidki Ke Sheeshe Saaf Karti Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: kal rat mai bathroom gya, to dekha baha bhoOot tha.. . . . . . . Banta: fir kya huya? . . . . . . . . .Santa: hona kya tha, maine kaha k aap hi karlo bhoOot ji.. Mera to waise hi nikal gya hai aapko dekh k..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek bar santa tree se ulta latak raha tha BANTA:are santa tu tree se ulta kyun latak raha he SANTA:yar mere sir dard ki goli khai he ab dar lag raha he ki vo pet me na chali jaye to me ped se ulta latk gya@Hushain2
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता प्रवचन सुनकर घर आया और पत्नी को गोद में उठा लिया. पत्नी : – क्या गुरूजी ने रोमांस करने के लिए कहा है ? संता : – नहीं पगली, उन्होंने तो कहा है कि अपने दुःख खुद उठाओ …!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ka Padosi Mar Gaya, Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya ? Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi, Santa: Lo Batao, Kitni Lambi Umar Hai..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: Suna h is ghar me bhoot- pret rhte h? Santa: Pata ni, me to 7 sal pehle hi mar gaya tha MORAL- Santa ko marne k bad b akal nhi Aayi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SaNTa 2 a GirL- "KuTTa MaR GaYa RaJai Me, Mai PaGaL Hu TeRi JuDai Me.. * "HaaThi NaLi Me BeH NaHi SaKTa, Ye SaNTa TeRe BiNa ReH NaHi SaKTa
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Banta se bola “Bhai aaj to chay peene ka maza aa gaya.” Banta : Santa Jee, agar billi ne dudh me muh na mara hota to aur bhi maza aata!!!
    • 10 years ago



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