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  • संता (बंता से)- आज टीवी पर 30 फीट का सांप दिखाने वाले हैं। बंता (संता से)- अच्छा! पर मैं नहीं देख सकूंगा। संता- क्यों? बंता- मेरा टीवी सिर्फ 21 इंच का ही है!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ek Din Bijli Ki Dukaan Mein: Do Fan Dena Ek Ladies Aur Ek Gents. Dukaan Wala: Fans Mein Ladies AurGents Nahi Hota Yar! Santa: Kyon Nahi Hota Ji Ek Bajaj Ka De Aur Ek Usha Ka…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa samundar m dahi daal raha tha. Banta- kya kr ra hai? Santa- Lassi bna ra hu Banta- isliye log hm pe joke marte hai Itni Lassi Kaun Piyega.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl to Santa tumhare bina mera Zee nahi lagta.. Santa: ZEE nahi lagta toh, SONY Ya STAR PLUS laga le..!! Ye ladkiya bhi na..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: tere pita ji tailor hai aur teri shirt fati hai,bade shrm ki baat hai.. Banta:Ishse bhi bade shrm ki baat yeh hai ki tere pita ji dentist hai fir bhi tera bhai bina dant k paida hua...
    • 9 years ago



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  • SANTA NE P.C.O PE JATE HI, P.C.O WALE KO 2 THAPPAD LAGA DIYA. SOCHO KYON? BECAUSE P.C.O KE BAHAR LIKHA THA, DIAL KARNE SE PAHLE 2 LAGAYE.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Mirror and Padayi Santa : Tu Mirror Ke Saamne Baith kar Padhta kyun Hai...??? Banta : Is K 3 Faide Hai... 1. Sath Mein Revison Ho Jata Hai... 2. Khud Pe Nazar Rehti Hai... 3. Padhne Ke Liye Company Mil Jati Hai...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun, Kitna Paisa Lagega? Banta : Kuch B Nahi Santa : Kaise? Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa-maine aisi cheez ki khoj ki h jisko lagane se tu deewar k aar-par dekh sakta h.... Banta-wah## koun si cheez...? Santa-"KHIDKI".........
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Walking On Road. Samne Gobar Pada Tha! . Santa Ne Jhuk Kr Ungli Dal Kr Taste Kia Aur Bola . Oh! Ye To Gobar h,Shukr h Mera Pair Nai Pada
    • 9 years ago



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  • Class Mein Teacher Santa Se Kehti Hai. Teacher: "Tumhare Papa Ka Kya Naam Hai?" Santa: "Google Singh" Teacher Hairani Hote Hue: "Yeh Kesa Naam Hai?" Santa: "Bus Mein Jahaan Bhi Jaun Mujhe Doond Lete Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mr. Santa Interview Dene Gaye.. Boss:Ur Birthday. Santa:22 April Sir. Boss:Kaun Sa Saal. Santa:Ulloo Ke Patthe, Kya Kon Sa Saal, Har Saal
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa in mysore palace, Tourist guide sir PLz don sit there, It”s Tippu sultan”s chair. santa – oye don”t worry yaar I will get up when he comes.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs.. Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He_ Police-Abe, Par Scooter Kaha He ?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa apni Biwi se- Aaj tumhari choti behan ko apne ghar me dekh ke bahut khushi ho rahi hai.. Biwi- Hanji, Aapki khushi pajame me se dikh rahi hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Pahle To Tu Mujhe Papa Bolti Thi! Ab Achanak Dad Kyo Bolne Lagi, Sony: Papa Bolne Se Meri Lipistik Kharab Ho Jati Thi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa- Yaar, Bahut Raat Ho Gayi Hai Aaj Raat Ko Yahi Ruk Ja, Kal Subah Chale Jana Banta- Thik Hai Yaar, Phir Me Ghar Se Night Dress Le Aata Hu
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa:- Ek Aadmi Ganja Hai Fir Bhi Saloon Jata Hai ? Banta:- Qu ? Santa:- Qu Ki, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Saloon Uska Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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