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  • Santa in mysore palace, Tourist guide sir PLz don sit there, It”s Tippu sultan”s chair. santa – oye don”t worry yaar I will get up when he comes.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jaj-Suna h pichale 10 sal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rkha h Snta-Pr Janab Jaj:Safai ki jrurat nhi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Aurat Padosan Se Boli 5 Ghante Ho Gaye Mere Pati Ko Sabji Kharidne Bazar Gaye H.Abhi Tak Nahi Lote. Mujhe Chinta Ho Rahi H.
    Padosan : Iss Mein Chinta Ki Kya Baat H Apne Padosi Ko Pata Lo.
    Father Ne Church Mein Updesh Diya Tha.
    Maine Kaha Mein To Karti Hu Father Lekin Uski Biwi Aitraj Karti H.
    :grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:
    • 9 years ago



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  • संता (बंता से)- यार मैंने अपनी गर्ल फ्रेंड को गिफ्ट देना है, क्या दूं? बंता (संता से)- गोल्ड रिंग दे दे. संता- कोई बड़ी चीज बता। बंता- फिर एमआरएफ का टायर दे दे।
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa to Banta: I have One Good News One Bad News. Good News is That:Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya. Banta: Aur Bad News? Santa: Woh ek SAPNA tha. :-(
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Kisi Ladki Ke Ghar Rista Le Kar Gaya Ladki Ke Maa Baap Bole Humari Beti Abhi Padh Rahi H. Santa: Koi Baat Nahi Hum 1 Ghante Baad Aa Jayenge.
    • 9 years ago



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  • santa- 1 chor ne mujhe chaku dikha k lut liya, banta- tera pas to hamesha gun hoti hai, santa- ha 2 lakh ki hai mene chupali thi vrna harami vo b le jate.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Doodh wale ki Shop pe jata hai, Aur kahta hai. Santa;TUmhari shop ka Doodh Kharav hai, Saravat mai Dala Fat gya Doodh Wale ne Hairani se Poocha; Konse Sarvat main dala Tha? Santa;Nimboo Pani Main.
    • 9 years ago



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  • latest sms jokes ‚‚ BANTA-tera history da paper kaisa hua ? SANTA-’bhout bura’, Saalo ne mere birth se B phale K question puch rakhe the.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl to Santa: Kya shaadi ke baad bhi tum mujhe itna pyaar karoge.? Banta: kyon nahin..? Main to diwana hoon shaadi shuda aurton ka!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: I’ve Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespare… Banta: William Shakespare Is Dead, Stupid… Santa: No Wonder He Hasn’t Replied As Well
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: meri bivi muje chod ke chali gayi. Banta: pakka tu uska khayal nahi rakha hoga. Santa: are yaar...... Sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha usko!
    • 9 years ago



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  • At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand , oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Costomer-Teri Cow Ki 1 Ankh Kharab Hai,Fir Bhi Tu 25,000 Mang Rha He. Santa-Tuze Cow Dudh Pine K Liye Leni Hai Ya Nain-Mila ne K Liye.
    • 9 years ago



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  • ‚ santa banta new jokes ‚ Santa ek Baarat me gya Waha use baar-baar PAANI parosa ja rha tha Preshan hokr Santa chillaya: Gale me paani fas gya h, thode “RASGULE DO”
    • 9 years ago



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  • SANTA=MERE PADOSI KA BACHA GUM HO GAYA BANTA=FIR KYA KIYA? SANTA=MAINE KAHA GOOGLE PE SEARCH KARLO, MIL JAYE TO DOWNLOAD KR LENA.
    • 9 years ago



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  • santa-Oye ajkal tu muje msg kyu nhi karta? banta-baarish ho rahi hai na isliye santa-baarish ka msg se kya lena? banta-abe saale,msg bheeg gaya to?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Biology Padhte Hue 1 Sawal Aaya. Badal Kale Kyu Hote Hai. Banta - Kuch Der Sochte Hu. Are Pagal Agar Badal Roj Dhup Me, Khule Ghumenge To Wo Kale Hi Ho Jayenge.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped- paude thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudon ko pani dal. Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai. Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
    • 9 years ago



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