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- INSULT :P . . . . Boyfriend : Please Keep Me In Your Brain, Not In Your Heart..;) . . Girlfriend : How Funny, Why Not Heart..?? . . Boyfriend : Because . . . . Your Heart Is Housefull And Brain Is Empty, More Empty Space Means More Comfort ;)
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- Santa ko nahate hue mahbooba ki yaad aa gayi to farmaya ki, dil me h tumhara akx or haath me h sabun lux tumhara khayal aata raha or lux sabun jhaag bnata raha.
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- Our Santa has complaint withFacebook Dear facebook! Whenever I add a Girl, You always ask me "Do you knowher? I just want to ask Behan lagti hay wo teri? ¥@
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- Santa being romantic to his wife. "One day God tested me, erased all my memory and asked do you remember anyone now? I told Him your name and He replied, "I am sorry some viruses cannot be formatted"
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- Ek Baar Santa Ka Dost Musibat Mein Tha Wo Santa Se Ye Baat Share Karte Hue Kahta Hai. Dost Bola: “Yaar Musibat Ke Waqt Gadhe Ko Bhi Baap Banana Padta Hai” Santa: “Wah Yaar Badi Himmat Hai Jo Teri Mummy Maan Bhi Jati Hai“
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- Teacher:What is the diffirence between pyar & shaadi? Santa:very simple sir,pyar insaan ko andha bana deta hai aur shaadi insaan ki ankhen khol deti hai..!
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- Santa jungle ke raste se ja raha tha. Tab uski najar ped pe latke hue sap pe padi. Santa :sirf Latakne se height nahi badhegi, mummy ko bolo complain pilaye.
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- Santa apne friend Banta ke saath ATM gaya. Santa: Banta, zara mera balance check kar do, mujhe check karna nahi aata. Banta ne Santa ko dhakka de diya, aur Santa gir gaya. Banta: Tumhara balance kharab hai!!
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- Banta: Tum Tenstion Me Kyu Hai.? Santa: Yaar Me Apni GF Ki Wajah Se Lakhpatti Ho Gya. Banta: To Is Me Tenstion Wali Kya Baat Hai.? Santa: Main PahLe Carod Pati Tha.
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- Santa ne ek ladki se "I Love you" kaha..... Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli: Kya bola? . . To Santa rote huye bola: . Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?
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- santa ne apne frnd ko lunch pe invite kiya Santa apne friend se:tumjhe khane mai kya pasand hai.. friend : fish.. santa:pr meri biwi ko fish banana nahi ata hai.. friend: mai batata hu..yeh le reciepe santa market gaya...woh fish le kr aa raha tha raste mai chil ushka fish le k udd gaya santa:leja leja sali.....pr pakayegi kaise??reciepe to mere pass hai...
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- Santa to doctor:" Jab mein sota hu to mere sapne me Live IPL Cricket match aane lagta hai.. . . . . Doctor:" Koi baat nahi ye medicine sone se pehle kha lena.. . . . . . . . Santa:" Kal se khaonga, aaj to final match hai...
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- Santa:ek baat bata yaar, suraj raat Q Nahi nikalta. Banta:abe gadhe! Niklega bhi to andhere me tere ko kya tere baap ko bhi nazar nahi aayega??
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- Santa 2 Banta: Yeh doctor log operation karne se pehle Patient ko behosh kyun karte hen? Banta: Kahen patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye……
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- Dimag ka Dahi wala JoKe . . . santa Nepali Se - Tum American Ho? .. .. .. Nepali- Nahi Me Nepal Ka Hu.. . . santa- Nahi Tum Amrican Ho . . Nepali- Nahi Bhai Main Nepal Ka Hu.. . . santa- Nahi Tum Amrican Ho . . Nepali (Gusse Me)- Ha Me American hu... . . santa- Lagte To Nepali Ho Khan
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- santa: doc last night i had s** with a girl.. but today susu not coming..it has blocked.. . . . . Doctor aft checking: lofar remove the condom first.
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- Santa ? Yaar Banta tune poore toilet me potty kyu kar di? Banta ? Yaar ye mobile bhi na! Santa ? Kya hua? Banta - Tune - IDEA - ka ad nahi dekha - WALK when u TALK?
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- Santa banta jokes in hindi Santa banta se: MBA ka matlab kya hota hai? Banta santa se: nahi pata. Santa banta se: Are aaj kal har jagah MBA ki dhoom machi hai. banta: bata phir. Santa banta se: MBA ka matlab "Mai Bhi Anna"
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- Santa;-ChaL Bahar ChaLte Hai Tazi Hawa Kha Kar Aayege. - Banta;-Tu ChaL Mai Chamach Aur PLat Lekar Aata Hu..;-)
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- The Most Romantic Lines Main Kho Gaya Hu Tumhare Pyar Me Tum Bhi Kho Jao…. Santa Translated In English It Becomes: I M Lost In Ur Love, U Also Get Lost..
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