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  • SANTA: Kya Daru Pine se khaansi jati hai BANTA: Kyu nai jayegi Jab mera ghar, khet, paisa sab kuch chala gaya to teri khansi kya cheej hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta: Yeh “Automatically” kya hota hai? Santa: Oyee tujhe yeh bii nahi pata Jab auto mein koi ganjee ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ne puri Raat Mujra Dekha. . . . Mujrewali- Saheb, Humne Apko Khush Kiya ab Aap Hume Khush Kar Do. . . . . . Santa- Achha To Ab Tum Betho, Mai Nachta Hu.=D/ :p
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Phone Pe Itni Dhimi Aawaz Me Kisse Baat Kar Rahe Ho.? Banta: Bahan Hai. Santa: To Fir Itni Dhimi Aawaz Me Kish Liye.? Banta: Teri Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: ladkiya kab badi hoti hai.? Banta:Jab o bra pehene lagti hai tab. Santa: or ladke.? Banta:jab o bra utarne lagte hai tab..;-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:-Tumne Apni Biwi Ko Talaak Kyun Diya Banta: Saali Characterless Thi, Shaadi Mujhse Ki Aur Baccha Bhagwan Se Mangati Thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa and banta jungle mein, samne aaya sher… Banta ne sher ki aakhon main mitti phenki, aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa. Santa : Main kyu bhagu, mitti to tune phenki hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: oye tu pappita vechan wali nu kiss kyun kitta? Banta: me ki kra ohibar bar chillari si pappi tale lo pappi ta le lo... te mai leli.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta: Kya Hua" Ye Mitti Kyu Khod Raha Hai ? Santa: Dadi Ji Ne Bola Maine Unka Naam Mitti Mein Mila Diya, Wohi Dhund Raha Hoon Waris ali*
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Helmet Pehankar Bahar Nikla, To Poloce Ne Kaha :- Nikal 50 Rs. Santa :- Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To Hai. Police :- Abe Par Scooter Kaha Hai?.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Biwi, Ek Dum Khush Hoke: "Kya Baat Hai Jee, Aaj To Meri Photo-Pe-Photo kheenche Ja RaheHo? . . . . . . . . . . . . Santa: Kuchh Nahi Pagli, Aaj Mere Sarr pe Wild Life Photography ka Bhoot Sawaar Hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Doctor to Banta : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Banta : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saal sey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • WiFe On Phone To SaNTa- AaPKi YaaD Me 15 DiN Me AaDhi MaR Gai Hu . . AaP GhaR KaB Aa RaHe Ho..? . . . . SaNTa- 15 DiN BaaD Aa RaHa Hu,,"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta;"Santa Paji Mai Tumse Ek SawaL Pu6u.. Santa;"Pu6o Banta Paji.. Banta;-AkaL Badi Ya Bhais Badi. Santa;-Par Date Of Birth To Batao..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: I Lost Rs 1000 In A Bet.. Banta: How..? Santa: On Cricket Match I Bet Rs 500 And Lost.. Banta: Where Did The Rest Go.? Santa: I Bet On The Highlight Too!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Do Ladkio Ki Aapas Mein Baat Chit. Pehli : Mein Tumhari Tarah Apne Pati Mein Kabhi Burai Nahi Dhundti. Dusri : Ha Jab Burayi Saaf Najar Aati Ho To Dhundne Ka Kya Faida.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa- Yaar, Bahut Raat Ho Gayi Hai Aaj Raat Ko Yahi Ruk Ja, Kal Subah Chale Jana Banta- Thik Hai Yaar, Phir Me Ghar Se Night Dress Le Aata Hu
    • 10 years ago



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