Santa To Banta..
Santa-: Mere Mama Ne Mujhse
Choti Si Baat Pe Rishta Tod
Diya..
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Banta-: Kyu..??
Kya Kaha Unhone..?
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Santa-: Unhone Kaha
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Mungfali Me Dana Nahi,
Hum Tumhare Mama Nahi.
Santa: agar patni k pita ko sasur krhte hai to gf k pita ko kya kahenge?
Banta: agar woh apni beti ki shadi tmse karne ko raji ho gaye to sasur, nahi to assur..
Santa:" Kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai..
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Banta:" To isme problem kya hai ??
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Santa:" pata nahi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nahi...:( :p :O :/
संता - मुझे संस्कृत सीखा | पंडित - क्यों ? संता - देवता ओ की भाषा है, स्वर्ग में जरुरत पड़ेगी | पंडित - अगर नर्क गया तो ? संता - हरियाणवी तो आती है | :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
Daru ki vajah se Barbad Sharabi
engineer ne Kasam
li aur ghar se Daru ki khali bottles
fekne laga
1st fekte bola- Teri vajah seMeri
Naukri gayi
2nd fekte bola- Teri vajah se Mera
Ghar bika
3rd fekte bola- Teri vajah se Meri Biwi
chali gayi
4th uthai to vo bhari hui nikli toh bola-
Tu Side me
hoja pagli, Tu to bekasur hai...;-)
Ek Like toh banta boss
ShAAdI Me JooTa ChUpaI Ke TiMe DuLhE Ki
1sT SaaLi BoLi :- MeIn ToH 1100 LuNgI. . .
2nd SaaLi :- MeIn ToH 2100 LuNgI. . .
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PicHe Se
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SaNtA BoLa :- 2310 LeLo UsMe BlUeTooTh Or FM BhI He.
Santa,his wife with son and daugher went to a party..
he introduced his family to his friends saying.." I am Santa.. and this is Santnee
this is my kid and that is my kidney!!"
santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi
banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga
santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar.