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  • Santa Banta wathcing match When dhoni hits a bndry 1st dekho goal hua. 2nd abbe tu pappu hi rahega, goal isme nahi cricket mein hota hai
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  • Policeman: Why Are You Driving On The Sidewalk… ? Santa: It’s Too Dangerous To Drive On Street Alot Of Accidents Are Happening Now A Dayz
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  • Banta: Week Mai Ek Baar Meri Patni Se Mera Jhagda Jarur Hota Hai. Aur Apka? Santa: Mera Mahine Baad Hota Hai, Kyuki Mujhe Salary Mahine Baad Milti Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • SaNTa 2 a GirL- "KuTTa MaR GaYa RaJai Me, Mai PaGaL Hu TeRi JuDai Me.. * "HaaThi NaLi Me BeH NaHi SaKTa, Ye SaNTa TeRe BiNa ReH NaHi SaKTa
    • 9 years ago



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  • Banta: Truck Dekh Kar Tum Kaampte Kyu Ho.? Santa: Ek Truck Driver Meri Biwi Lekar Bhaag Gya Tha, Har Baar Lagta Hai Jaise Usko Vapas Karne Aaya Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Kutta Car Ke Neeche Baitha Tha. . . . . Santa Aaya Aur Uski Punchh Kheechta Hua Bola. Abe Nikal Saale Bhotni Ke Bada Aaya Mechenical Engineer.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: mere paas.. gadi he, bangla he, bank balance he,sab he.. kya hai tumhare paas? . . Banta: Mere paas un sab ki Duplicate chaavi hai...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Nd Banta In A Football Stadium..
    Santa : Paji, Ye Log Ball Se Kya Kr Rhe Hai?
    Banta : Goal Kr Rhe Hain!!!
    Santa :"lekin Paji Ball To Pehle Se Gol Hai , Or Kitni Gol Krenge?"
    • 9 years ago



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  • संता: ये बीमा कंपनी वाले भी गज़ब करते है. लोगों की बीवियों के पास घंटों बैठ कर पति के मरने के फायदे बताते हैं. बंता:तभी मेरी बीवी बार-बार मुझसे मेरी उम्र पूछ कर खुश हो रही थी और कह रही थी की आपकी कीमत आप क्या जानो.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa:-Ek Bus Ke Piche Teji Se Baag Raha Tha Aakhir Mein Usne Bus Pakad Hi Li. Vo Driver Ke Pass Gaya Or Usko Bola – “Ye Bus Teri Ma Lagti Hai?” Driver Bola: “Nahi” Santa: “Behan Lagdi Hai?” Driver: “Nahi” Santa: “ Biwi?” Driver: “Nahi” Santa: “To Saale Fir Chadne Kyu Nahi Deta.“
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Chal Race Lagte Hai Jo Haara Wo 1000 Rs. Dega.. Banta: Thik Hai Par Mujhe Raasta Nhi Pata, Santa: Bas Tu Mere Piche Piche Rehna. Banta: Thanks Yaar Ur My Best Fend...!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa:lalaji Dettol Soap Hai, Lala:ha, Santa:acha Vala Hai, Lala:ha, Santa: Achi Quality Ka Hai, Lala:ha Bhai Ha, Santa: Thik Hai Hath Dhokar 1 Kg Aata Do..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: tere pita ji tailor hai aur teri shirt fati hai,bade shrm ki baat hai.. Banta:Ishse bhi bade shrm ki baat yeh hai ki tere pita ji dentist hai fir bhi tera bhai bina dant k paida hua...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Wife Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Santa Use Ghur Raha Tha! Wife Romantic Hokar: Kuch Karne Ka Irada Hai Kya? Santa 2 Thappad Maar Ke Bola: Mere Garm Pani Se Kyu Nahayi!! By -nripendebnath
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher: Which animal flies in the air, but gives birth to young ones on land? Santa (excited for the first time because he knows the answer) Santa: AIRHOSTESS!
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  • Santa Goes To Buy A Underwear! On Choosing One He Asks: How Much For This? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 Santa: Arey Bhai Daily Wear Dikhaao.! Party Wear Nahi Chahiye!
    • 9 years ago



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  • :: Santa Banta Funny SMS :: santa: Meri billi mar gai banta: kese mari santa: Maine use nahala diya tha banta- nahalne se b kahi billi marti h banta- Maine nahalane k bad use nichod b tha
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Apni Biwi Ka Shaadi Ki Pehli Raat Ko Hi Qatl Kar Diywa. Kyunki Biwi Ki Undergarments Mein Likha Tha: 100% Soft & Silky. Tested By CHAND & SONS. Very exiting santa
    • 9 years ago



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